单词：Piglet Flu
> Doctor: How do you feel.
> Patient: Like shit.
> Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.
> Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.
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The subject of many people's conversations is the flu. Everybody is talking about it. The clinics and hospitals are full of people who have flu symptoms, and supermarkets have shelves full of medicines, tissues(1), and vitamin powders. I've been luck
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Larry has the flu. His nose is running. He coughs a lot. He sneezes a lot. When he coughs, he covers his mouth. When he sneezes, he covers his mouth. When his nose is running, he wipes his nose with a tissue. Larrys mother is taking care of him. She
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THE HAGUE, June 24 (Xinhua) -- Bird flu was discovered at a poultry farm in the central Dutch province of Flevoland, the Ministry of Agriculture said Friday. It said the virus discovered was a mild variant. The farm's 47,000 chickens were slaughtered
英语新闻
Larry has the flu. His nose is running. He coughs a lot. He sneezes a lot. When he coughs, he covers his mouth. When he sneezes, he covers his mouth. When his nose is running, he wipes his nose with a tissue. Larry's mother is taking care of him. She
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HEALTH REPORT - Preparing for the Next Flu Pandemic By Cynthia Kirk Broadcast: Wednesday, November 24, 2004 I'm Bob Doughty with the VOA Special English Health Report. There has not been a worldwide o
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Fourth confirmed swine flu case 第四例猪流感确诊病例 Anti-viral drugs are being issued to treat those affected by the flu A fourth case of swine flu has been confirmed in Northern Ireland. A man who has recently returned from Florida has tested posi
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As an ass was quietly dining on thistles，he beheld a shepherd seated beneath a tree，awakening sweet echoes on his flute，and charming the ears of all within hearing，excepting our discontented lop-eared brute，who thus soliloquized：The world
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We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?asked Piglet. Even longer, Pooh answered. 小猪问：我们永远都是朋友，对吧维尼？ 维尼答：比永远更久。 If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I ne
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白洁得了流感！ 白洁 caught the flu!! 还有谁感觉 really gross!? 1) flu 流感 2) I feel so gross 我感觉很不舒服 3) Call in sick打电话请病假 4) Sick in bed 卧病在床 5) Get well soon！ 快点好起来呀!
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