This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
> I tried like hell to pull off a Dog In A Bath Tub on Suzy, but her queaf threw my balance off.

Mrs. Lee: Is this your dog? Tony : Yes, it is. Why? Mrs. Lee: Well, your dog chases my cat. Tony : Oh, I'm sorry. Mrs. Lee: Please keep your dog on a leash. Tony : Yes, ma'am. 这是你的狗吗? 李太太:这是你的狗吗? 托 尼:是的。怎么

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One of my favourite times of the day is bath time. I absolutely love taking a bath. Baths are so much better than showers. Having a bath is the most relaxing thing. Theres nothing better in life than sinking into a hot bath and letting the water take

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He fills the tub. He fills it with warm water. He gets in the tub. He plays with his rubber boat. The rubber boat floats on the water. He pushes the boat down. He pushes it to the bottom. He lets it go. It pops up to the top. It floats on top of the

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A spring bath in winter Its damn cold today. To warm up my body, I went to Wulai hot spring. Its so comfortable to soak my body in the hot spring that I didnt want to get my body away from it. As a result, I fainted in the pool, and was taken to hosp

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Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, Danger! Beware of dog! posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. Is that the dog folks are supposed t

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A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper. How

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In Puerto Rico many years ago near the Condado Lagoon, there lived a poor fisherman. He lived alone in a hut. His only companion(同伴)was his dog. The fisherman and his dog were devoted to each other. They might be seen strolling(散步)on th

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Can you wash your hair? I can wash my hair. Can you wash your feet? I can wash my feet. Can you wash your face? I can wash my face. Can you wash your knees. I can wash my knees. I can wash my hair I can wash my feet I can wash my face. I can wash my

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I couldn't make colors match today I don't know what eles to say except dark tracks they can see i didn't I don't like the staff they are feeding me they don't like the things i say but i don't think i need to be forgiven I have quiet inside althroug

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A middle-aged man with a long beard was arrested by the police for disorderly conduct and property damage. More charges might be added later, said a police officer. The man, identified as Bill Wild, checked into the Motel Five last night about an hou

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Simone: So, what did you think of Bruce? Isnt he great? Dirk: Well, hes certainly direct and forthright with his opinions. I dont think Ive ever met anyone who speaks his mind the way he does. Simone: Yeah, isnt that great? Ive never liked a guy who

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Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, T Square, show your stuff. The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accounta

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to put on the dog to go to the dogs 美国人总是说:狗是人的最好的朋友。许多美国人对家里的狗就好像对待家里的人一样好。有钱人还往往会出几千美元去买一只

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A dog once stole a bone from a butcher's shop.He ran off down the street as fast as he could,across the meadow in the village and down the hill to a rough bridge over a stream.There he paused,panting,to look at the clear,clean water.Wha

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The U.K.(or United Kingdom)is made up of England,Scotland,Wales and Northern lreland.There are many mountains in Wales.Not long ago there were wild animals in the forests.Sometimes wolves attacked people and killed them.More than

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A dog and a horse,which served the same peasant,began to discuss each other's merits,one day.How grand we are,to be sure!says Barbos.I shouldn't besorry if they were to turn you out of the farmyard.A noble service,indeed,to plough

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I spent the day helping my friend, Babbit, on his farm. When I got home, my wife said, You stink ! I headed straight for the shower . I ran the water , closed the shower curtain , and adjusted the showerhead . I worked the soap into a lather and scru

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Beginners. Cold fingers, cold toes, chilly shoulders, and a cold nose. When the weather gets chilly, sometimes you feel as if the inside of your body is as cold as your extremities. Some how, putting on lots of clothes isn't enough. You long to get i

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absorption of substance
accustoms
acromioclavicular articulation
agricultural leases tribunal
all-weather aerial delivery system (awads)
at the back of someone's mind
bookkeeping methods
boundary mount
built-up shaft
Burmese cat
bursiform
centrifuge enrichment plant
Ciscs
cisternesse
citrocoll
clear the air of enemy aircraft
code of rules
colliridian
conepiece
Cover All
cylindrical intersecting vault
dazed and confused
deep descending cervical artery
Dibenzocycloheptane
Dirac equation
donaghys
economical gantry crane
Eddington's model
electropheretic coating
erythrus congruus
executive information service
fixed input
flame gouge tips
flomoxef
free dispatch
geo-stationary meteorological satellite
gerhard gerhardss
government tort
graphite-seal ring
group accident and health insurance
Gyne-Moistrin
hydrogen transference
Iatan
internal branch
isolation technique
Kiwi Seamount
landmark feature
layer capacitance
live to tell the tale
Lodosa
loose egg
mafias
Makwa L.
malach
manual amendment
Marco Polo Bridge incident
matjaz
meet one's doom
meill
Mieroszów
Mindona L.
Mud Creek
nagashimalite
negative margin
neritina parallella
non-leakage factor
noncongruently
nonrelocated
objective territorial jurisdiction
oneliness
ordinarily resident
perradius
phase detector
phytodepuration
platydema parachalceum
precooked
Prevost's sign
radiotransparen
red lead gun
ride-sharing
saws vertical band
scrap machines
shale-control agent
shoppiness
shoulder marking
single insurance arrangement
siphonosoma vastum
smooth-running
Snizhne
sober-mindeds
solar radation pressure
structure contours
subjectifies
superconductive gravimeter
thin-out
Torularia rosulifolia
unsym.-diphenylurea
visualness
whyste
wild clary
wooziness
zero discharge lift