What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? 绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么? Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)! 母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐) What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? 把什么

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 节日英语

Humor Mother:Susie,every time you misbehave,I get another gray hair. Susie:Gosh,mom,you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma. 幽 默 母亲:苏茜,每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白头发。 苏茜:天哪,妈

发表于:2019-01-01 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语沙龙

Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill? Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave them to him. Then George said, Now I ha

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. Here, said the doctor, follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back here for a check-up in three months. 臃肿的销售经理做过常

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A recent eHarmony study found that a sense of humor is the number one Must Have that both men and women are looking for in a partner。 在线交友网站电子和谐最新的一项调查发现,人们在找对象时第一要求就是对方必须有幽

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

在职场上打拼经常需要赞美别人几句,人家给你提供了帮助后,除了感谢也得来几句赞美吧 1. You look great today.你今天看上去很棒。每天都可以用! 2. You did a good job.你干得非常好。国际最通用

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Impudent Questions A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet lawn under a white-blooming

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(34) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

1.I’m an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.I’m happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默

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其实当我们在准备阅读的时候,虽然难度很高,但是我们仍然是有一个很可见的标准,就是用更短的时间,读懂更多的内容,那么我们的分数自然就高。但是作文实在是令人束手无策,因为作

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引导让步状语从句的连词有: 1. Although/though(尽管,虽然),even though/even if(即使) Although与though两者意思相同,一般可互换,都可以与yet, still或nevertheless连用,但不能和but连用。 There i

发表于:2019-02-12 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 英文语法词汇

布琳布朗致力于研究人与人的关系--我们感同身受的能力、获得归属感的能力、爱的能力。在TEDx休斯敦一次富有感染力的幽默谈话中,她跟我们分享了她的研究发现,一个让她更想深入了解自

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马克吐温,是美国的幽默大师、小说家、作家,也是著名演说家,威廉福克纳称赞马克吐温为第一位真正的美国作家,我们都是继承他而来。马克吐温以高超的幽默、机智与名气,被称为美国

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George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards. Your Majesty, replied Tooke, I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned. I cannot even tell a King from aKnave. 乔治三世问一度大名鼎鼎的才子霍恩

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The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severe

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Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own,on which he bestowed the name of Paddy,and loved mightily.He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays,which he

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Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, a

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelors degree and the woman gets her masters status. Top 14 Humor of Getting married #CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you se

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学英语要生动的学,看故事学英语,看着这幽默的英语小故事,必定会对提高你对学习英语的兴趣。 A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The fau

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绝招一:排比的运用 排比是一种写作修辞手法,也是一种普遍应用的演讲技巧。排比是用句法结构相同的段落、句子或词组,把两个或多个事物加以比较,借以突出它们的共同点和不同点。很

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语作文

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. 乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀

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