This is still our big season premiere week.And ... so we're back to work and kids are back at school.Do any of you have kids? Kids?And kids who just started college?Andbody? 今天仍是我们首映周 我们都上班了 孩子也上学了 你们谁有

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 2010年ESL之商务英语

It's time just to find out what the fox says. 是时候揭晓狐狸是怎么叫的 Please welcome all the way from Norway. 请大家欢迎来自挪威的 Ylvis everybody.Oh,you don't know how excited I am that you're both here. ylvis 你们不知道你

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I feel so stupid,I swear I'm not.No,take another guess,take your time,take another, 我觉得我好笨啊 实际上我真的不笨 别急 再猜一次 慢慢来 I'm just like completely breaking.Bell?Bell.No.Alexander Graham Bell. 我感觉完全乱了

发表于:2019-01-11 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Yeah,it's bad when that happens,isn't it. 是啊 发生这种事情真糟糕 And she was really nice,she tried to just play it off, 但是她是个好人 她想就这么含糊过去 Oh,it was a long time ago,I was on Dancing With The Stars. 哦 那是很

发表于:2019-01-11 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I stepped into my marriage under the presumption that love will last forever, but I was wrong. Committing your life to another person, until death do you part, is not always the happily ever after that you might see in fairy-tales and romance stories

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

In fact I was met Justin Tuck the other day,Nobody knows who Justin Tuck is,he plays the lines,he's lines for the Giants.and that was a thrill. 事实上前几天我才见到Justin Tuck 没人知道Justin Tuck是谁 他是巨人队的边锋 见到他很

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Wife's Begging 妻子的祈求 Two men were talking at the break-room. 两位男士正在休息室淡论着。 One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. 一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。 In the end he said

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

Is it worse to be called lazy or smelly? 被抱怨懒或是臭,哪一样更糟? In personal interactions in Japan, its common for people to avoid confrontations rather than charge into them. On top of that, mainstream attitudes generally work out

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

This picture of an elderly man eating out with a photo of his late wife has melted the hearts of thousands after it went viral last week. It was tweeted by Madina Bashizadah, who clicked the picture while having lunch with a friend at In-N-Out Burger

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 英语新闻

Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us 这些都是来自一些地方报社真实的警方报告 都是你们寄过来的 Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a small lion cros

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I couldn't wait for it.Thank you so much. 我都等不及了 谢谢你 That's really sweet.There's really another day. 真贴心 今天真是好日子 Just really drag ass,I got her poker chips. 只是来去匆匆 我送她扑克筹码 I got her a bi

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

That's not right,that's not right.All right,here's something else that is not right. 这样做是不对的 这样做是不对的 还有一些事是不对的 These photos you all sent in for our segment,what's wrong with these photos?photos. 你们为接

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Oh,really wonderful at this,wonderful.Thank you. 太棒了 太棒了 谢谢 Thanks everybody.Oh boy,have a seat.Thank you so much,Tony. 谢谢各位 哦 天哪 坐下吧 非常感谢 I'm so excited today.So am I. 我今天真激动 我也是 It's won

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

A Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you re cheating on me with a bald woman! The next night, when she didnt smell any per

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Hi,I don't know why I'm putting a mic on you 嗨 我不知道我为啥要给你麦克风 you are not gonna be able to talk here either, are you? 反正你肯定说不出话了 You all right? I'm good.Take a breathe.Let's do this. 你没事吧 我挺好

发表于:2019-03-02 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Wellcome Bernhoft.Thank you very much.Bernhoft is your last name,yeah. 欢迎Bernhoft 非常感谢 Bernhoft是你的姓 没错 And your first name is,Jarle Norman.That's right,No one would ever understand.How did you spell Jarle Norman 那你的名叫什

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(135) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

October 19th,Journal,I just got the new iphone that has siri 10月19日 日记君 我刚刚买了有Siri功能的iphone4s It's amazing.I can tell it to do anything and it does it Siri真是太神奇了 只要动动嘴她就能帮我把任何事儿办了

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

You wear a blouse like that almost.I think the coloring is almost. 你穿的上衣就跟这个一样 他们的颜色几乎也是 I think they,they almost painted like us right now.like right now. 我觉得 几乎就是在画现在的我们 现在 I l

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

your husband is right there,what's your husband's name,Danny,Hi Danny, how are you doing 你的丈夫也来了 你的丈夫叫什么名字 丹尼 嘿 丹尼 你好吗 Oh,God,Hi I love you,I love you too,So where do you live 噢 天啊 我爱你 我也爱

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(153) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

That's sweet,thank you,have a sit everybody 真太感人了 谢谢你们 大家请坐 Have a sit,thank you so much,that goes right back to you 谢谢 大家请坐 所有的掌声都还给大家 I appreciate all that energy and it goes right back to

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(195) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀