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Dialogue: Simon Cowell:Okay, and whatsyour name sir? 评委:好的,请问您的名字? XG:My name is Xiao Gao. 小高:我叫小高 Simon Cowell:What song are you going to sing? 评委:你打算唱什么歌? XG:I'm gonna sing Over
听力文本: 评委:好的,请问您的名字? 小高:我叫小高 评委:你打算唱什么歌? 小高:我准备的歌曲是:over the rainbow, 我准备好了。(开始唱) 评委:对不起,小高,我必须打断你,你没
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr
我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时,她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激,她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是,我们玩了两
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a
A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining
Kids React To CinnamonChallenge. ok, a hundred kabillion people ask me to do Cinnamon Challenge. kabillion? is that a real number? i love cinnamon challenge. you're so stupid, it's just a little tea spoon. OMG! oh crap! what the heck? you gotta be...
Drop your last pathetic card, so I get end this 打出你最后一张可怜的卡吧,让我灭了你,结束这场战斗 My grandpa has no pathetic card 你大爷我没有烂卡 but I does contain the unstoppable Ajudea. impossible 但我有一张无