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Dialogue: Simon Cowell:Okay, and whatsyour name sir? 评委:好的,请问您的名字? XG:My name is Xiao Gao. 小高:我叫小高 Simon Cowell:What song are you going to sing? 评委:你打算唱什么歌? XG:I'm gonna sing Over
听力文本: 评委:好的,请问您的名字? 小高:我叫小高 评委:你打算唱什么歌? 小高:我准备的歌曲是:over the rainbow, 我准备好了。(开始唱) 评委:对不起,小高,我必须打断你,你没
Todd: OK, Eucharia, were going to play a game: Choices. I will say 3 things, you tell me which would you choose. Ok, the first one: coffee, tea or water in the morning? Eucharia: Water. Todd: Water! Eucharia: Yeah, when I wake up I usually have 2 gla
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr
我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时,她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激,她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是,我们玩了两
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a
A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining
Hey, I'm going to tell you about my wax museum story. Um, so I would go with my little host brother, Javi, on our little dates because he never went into the city, although he lived really very close to the city, he would just never go into Madrid. S
It was interesting as well while we were out on the farm, there were thousands of trees I think out on the farm, so we saw lots of different insects and little animals as well. The most exciting thing I saw was a red back spider, because the red back
OK, if I have a day off, if it's summer time, I would probably sleep in about two hours late because I love sleeping, and then I would go shopping, especially shoe shopping and after that I would probably meet some friends and go to the beach, if I w
Todd: OK, hello! Shawn: Hello! Todd: What's your name please? Shawn: My name is Shawn O'reilyTodd: Shawn O'Reily. Shawn: Yes, sir! Todd: OK, that's an Irish name? Shawn: Yes, sir! Todd: OK, and where are you from? Shawn: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Tod
Todd: OK, Leonard, you're from New Zealand. Leo: Yes. Yes. Todd: So we're going to talk about your country's national pastime. Leo: Oh, that would be Rugby. Todd: OK. Leo: Uh, the All Blacks is well known around the world, especially here in Japan. T
Todd: Lois, what was your first job? Lois: The first job I had was a sales assistant in a shoe shop. Todd: Oh, shoesLois: Shoe shop, yeah! When I was fifteen, I got my first job and I used to work every Saturday for maybe 8 hours a day and I used to
Kids React To CinnamonChallenge. ok, a hundred kabillion people ask me to do Cinnamon Challenge. kabillion? is that a real number? i love cinnamon challenge. you're so stupid, it's just a little tea spoon. OMG! oh crap! what the heck? you gotta be...
Senem: Hey, Shawn, I heard that you are really good at making key lime pie. Shawn: Key lime pie, that's my special recipe. I just can't give that out to anybody. Senem: Yes, you can. Please. I really want to make it tonight. Please tell me. Shawn: Wh
Hi, I'm Mike and this is my daily routine. I get up early every day, around 6:30 and I go to the gym for a work-out before I go to work. I usually do aerobic exercise for awhile and then do some weight lifting for maybe half an hour at the gym, then
Gabrielle: Hi, Annili! How are you today? Anili: Oh, I'm fine. Gabrielle: Good! Hey, I love your scarf! Anili: Oh, my scarf! Gabrielle: Yeah, where did you get it? Anili: Oh, I bought this scarf in Sydney. Gabrielle: Oh, OK. So, Sidney is your hometo
Todd: OK, Richard! Richard: Hi, Todd. Good to see you. Todd: Good to see you. Richard: Long time no see. Todd: Yeah, it's been awhile. Richard: It's been awhile. Todd: Richard, you helped me out when I first started the website. Richard: My pleasure.
Drop your last pathetic card, so I get end this 打出你最后一张可怜的卡吧,让我灭了你,结束这场战斗 My grandpa has no pathetic card 你大爷我没有烂卡 but I does contain the unstoppable Ajudea. impossible 但我有一张无