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Shuttering in a Store 百货公司口吃男 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks the boy at the counter, W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment? 有名口吃很严重的粗壮肌肉男，
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I Can't See 我看不见 An Irishman was once serving in a regiment in India. He did not like the climate there and decided to think out a trick by which he could get homw. He went to the doctor and said to him, my eyesight is very bad. Can you help
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Let Me Have It 让我拿走吧 A little boy went to the dentist as he had a terrible toothache. The dentist checked his teeth and decided to pull the bad tooth out. When the operation was over, the boy asked the doctor to let him have that tooth. 小男
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谢谢除了Thank you还能怎样表达？ 即便是从未学过英语的人，也一定知道thank you是什么意思。不过，有关于谢谢的英语你是不是只会说这一句呢？OK，还有Thanks。其实，除了thank you和thanks之外，
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If You Are Warm and Happy如果你温暖而快乐Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. 从前，一只不守常规的麻雀决定冬天的时候不飞去南方。 He said, I've had enough of
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Two Bats两只蝙蝠Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, Lets fly out of the cave and get some blood.两只吸血蝙蝠在半夜醒来，想要喝血。一只蝙蝠说：我们飞到洞外去找些血喝。
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Blind Benny瞎本尼An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. 一个外地人在乡村公路上开车时不小心开到了路边的沟渠
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Cat Heaven猫的天堂One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. 一天，一只猫自然死亡，来到了天堂。 Greeting him the Lord says, You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortab
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I'll Wait for the Police 我要等警察来 A woman and a man were involved in a car accident-it was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them were hurt. 一个男人和一个女人的车撞到了一起，撞
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Creative Wrong Answers 创造性错误答案 The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As one teacher noted, it is truly astonishing what weird stuff our you
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How to Cross a River 怎样过河 One day three men were walking along and come upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it. 一天，三个男人走着走着来到一条湍急的河流前
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Love Letter 情书 Dear Thomas: 亲爱的托马斯： I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. 我想要的是一个真正懂得爱的人。你宽
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A Smart Businessman 聪明的商人 Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. 杰克是个很精明的商人，他找儿子谈话。 Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. 杰克：我想让你娶一个我选的姑娘。 Son: I will choose
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God Will Pay the Bill 上帝会付账 A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his
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How to Save Money 怎样省钱 Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. 三个工程师和三个会计一起坐火车去参加一个会议。 At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the
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Nickel or Dime? 5分钱还是10分钱？ Little Johnny used to hang out at the local corner store. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the older boys would constantly tease him. 小约翰尼过去常在街角的商店附近闲逛。店
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Tax Collector 收税员 Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidentally swallowed a quarter. He went crying to his mom, choking on the quarter. 小约翰尼在玩爸爸的钱包时，不小心吞下了一枚25分硬币。硬币卡
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That Really Hurts 那样真疼了 Mr. Jones undressed for the doctor's examination. 琼斯先生脱了衣服让医生检查。 I am going to press on various parts of your body, said the doctor. Tell me if it hurts or not. 我会按压你的各个部位
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Do It Again 再来一遍！ The parents had just finished tucking their little girl into bed one evening when they heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Billy's room. 爸爸妈妈刚把小女儿送上床睡觉，就听到3岁的比利的房间里传
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