How are you going?What's going on?I'm good to see you now. 你最近怎么样 最近怎么样 我很高兴见到你 So you are the famous First Lady on television 所以你是电视上著名的第一夫人 And you just took a selfie with the real Fir
And you can do that in so many different ways. 所以你可以用不同的方式来实现 Politics is one important form to do it, 政治是一种重要方式 And I'm glad that people were willing to roll up their sleeves. 我也很高兴 有人愿意在
Trying, I think, to clear the path to the oval.I think that's Mellie' long term goal. 我在试图为我入驻白宫清扫障碍 我觉得那是麦莉的长期目标 Do you think, I mean, do you know,You don't know what's happening? 你觉得 我是说
Portia is the best, when I'm at work without her. I miss her. 波西亚是最棒的 我们后来不在一起拍摄了 我很想她 We share trailers.So I sent a little picture the other day, like I miss you. 我们共用一辆化妆车 有一天我给她
And they, it just, her writing is so beautiful all the scandal writers. It just getting better and better. And somehow 都在变得越来越好 然后 所有丑闻的编剧吗她写得简直太美了 有时候 you read it a couple times, and kind of
But sweet Carlos at Empire Center Mattress Store, Was it the matress store? Yeah.It was a lot. 但是帝国中心床垫商店贴心的卡洛斯 是在床垫商店啊 是的 可发生了不少事 Yeah. Well, we have something in your ear, And you are
Thank you so much! Thank you so much!Hi! Thank you so much!Oh boy! Thanks so much!Yeah! Right? Okay. Have a seat.Thanks so much! That is so nice of you. 谢谢 谢谢大家 谢谢你们 非常感谢 好的 大家请坐 很感谢大家 你们真好 Ba
Say hi to Twitch everybody, that's Twitch over there. 和特维奇打招呼吧 这位是特维奇 You were parrot scoping before the show. 你们是节目里飞翔的鹦鹉 I was parrot scoping before the show. People I like that! 我是节目里飞翔
Phrases like This sick beat or We never go out of style. 比如歌词 这节奏真带感 或者 我们时尚时尚最时尚 Phrases everybody's been using.And it gave me an idea. 我们日常用的短语 这让我萌生了一个想法 At the end of m
I'm looking at that. That doesn't seem right. I'd... That was... 我看了一下 这翻译的好像不对 I had an intern translate that.So any mistakes are not my fault. 实习生翻译的 有错误别来找我 Some other news out of Europe I wanna
Our first guest's hands down one of the funniest comedians around this weekend. 我们的第一位嘉宾是本周 最受瞩目的喜剧演员 And she's hosting the 2015 MTV Movie Awards. 她即将主持2015美国MTV电影大奖 Please welcome the fan
Well, last time I was here wait from the show, 上次我来这等节目的时候 I.. I got court.. court side tickets to a Laker game. 我拿了票去看湖人球赛 That's fun. Yeah, 'cause my...my business agent thought I was mad at him for sexuall
But so she is there.Is she not like an angel? 那就是她 她看起来多像是天使 So she's the whole night, she's like, she's like this. 所以她整晚都这样笑 就像这样 'Cause she knows people are taking pictures of her.I obviously don'
So that's what happened. You Google me. It's me.And I heard... I look like her, actually. 这真发生了 你用谷歌就能搜到 然后我听说... 实际上我长得像她 I look like her as if she was stun by a million bees.It's true! 像她被一百
So anyway, we finally went to bed,and that's when Portia said the three words 反正最后 我们准备睡了 这时候 波西娅说了三个字 that nobody wants hear when they are about to go to sleep. 谁在睡觉前 都不想听到的三个字 Wh
We just slide your hand like that,It's so smooth.There are someone smoking. 我们挥挥手就能打开它 缓缓地开启 有人在这里抽烟 Ok,it's like a Star Trek door or something OK,so I'm backstage now and here's my friend Ron. 这像个星
Hi,honey,Hey,again.hey,babes 你好 亲爱的 你好 你好 So it's your first time ever co-hosting a talk show ever,right? 这是你第一次共同主次脱口秀 是吗? ever.Isn't it exciting?Yes!I'm so excited. 第一次 是不是很激动? 是
Oh,really wonderful at this,wonderful.Thank you. 太棒了 太棒了 谢谢 Thanks everybody.Oh boy,have a seat.Thank you so much,Tony. 谢谢各位 哦 天哪 坐下吧 非常感谢 I'm so excited today.So am I. 我今天真激动 我也是 It's won
Well,that shouldn't have been hooked up.Anyway somebody.You ok?Yeah! 好吧 这个本应该被拔掉电源的 你还好吗? 还好 Ok,Well,here,this is really interesting.I don't think you've seen this. 好吧 这里 这真的很有趣 我认为你们
Thank you very much.Have a seat,please.Have a seat everybody. 非常感谢 请坐下 请坐下,各位 Thank you very much.I appreciate it.I'm glad you are here. 非常感谢 我很感激 很高兴你们在这里 I'd like to take all that energy and
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