what do you have in your rider?There's water 你巡演都随身带些社么东西 水 When I was on tour they would stand up 我巡演的时候都得站着 My rider first started like that,just water,that's all I needed 我刚开始也是带水就足够

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Wonderful,you guys.Here is what I,my only note to you 家伙们 你们真棒 我对你的唯一一个建议就是 is play more instruments,Did you see what I did 多用些乐器来伴奏 你看到我做了什么吗 Did you see what I entertainte that

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Welcome back.Thank you.All right,So,Kinda thrilled to be here. 欢迎回来 谢谢 现在感到很兴奋吗 Just a little bit.So you are just back from Afghanistan,first of all 是有点兴奋 你们都刚从阿富汗回国 首先呢 I'm so happy to

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That's true,though you can look at me like it's not 真的 虽然你可以用不相信的眼光看我 I'm Taylor Swift,I would like to be dating with blank.Nobody 我是Taylor Swift 我想跟谁约会 没人 I'm Taylor Swift,my publicist told me to s

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He does not wear it for everybody,not anymore,not to work,not anymore 他并不会对所有人都穿那个东西 不会啦 也不会戴着它上班 But no,he does not,he has said I dont' konw whether it's to set up punkings in the future 不 他不是

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Uh,you know I...It was all happening so fast,I did not know where it was going 其实我 这事发生的太快了 我不知道会变成这样 Uh-huh,mostly I was worried that Charlie was going to die,that was the big fear for me.yeah 嗯嗯 我主要担

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Now you have seen that thing,you have seen that thing 你看过他的那个东西吧 你看过他的那个东西吧 You have seen it.Yes,I have seen that thing 你看到了 是的 看到了 I love referring to it as that thing by the way,that's wha

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We are back with Jon Cryer.So now I assume Ashton,he probably doesn't know every single thing that Demi has been in 欢迎回来 这是Jon Cryer 我想Ashtoon很可能不清楚跟Demi合作过的每个人 But did he know that you had worked with his

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All right boy,first of all I have to say,what a brave brave human being you are 首先我必须得说 你是一个非常非常勇敢的人 Thank you.Because for so many reasons and then to be this lightening rod right now that is getting all this att

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One of my girlfriend had a transgendered male friend 我一个女性朋友有一个变性后的男朋友 and I remember thinking you know he must feel like I do,but way worse 我想他的感受应该跟我差不多 或者更糟糕 I knew we were like

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I think I'm,I mean in really kind of stereotypical,you know different male and femal way 我比较倾向于传统固定的男女思维方式 I think I am probably more like want to fix things a little less emotional,a little bit more there's a proble

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and that for most people those two things are connected.So you don't even think about it,right 对很多人来说 这两部分是结合在一起的 无需再考虑其它 是的 You just assume if you are a boy,you feel like,you are supposed to feel l

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All right,you don't even know about this,we are back with Chaz Bono and we have somebody on the phone right now 你不知道有这个电话 欢迎回来 我们嘉宾是Chaz Bono 现在有人电话正在线 Okay,hello,hello.Cher,yeah.It's your mom 好啊

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I would be at the first doctor,I will make the laundry lesson to be the first doctor 我将是他的第一个医生 会从洗衣开始 学习成为他的第一位医生 This is not happening to me,so I can't imagine how you live your whole life 这我都

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We are back with Brad Pitt.and so Brad I have to thank you in person for doing this 我们回来和Brad Pitt继续聊 Brad 我要以个人名义感谢你今天过来 So we moved here a couple of years ago,we've been on this lot a couple of years 我们

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Is that what the house is like,In the morning time in our house 你家跟疯人院一样 早上的时候是的 Right,cause that's,it's.you're just awake screaming for a cigarette 是啊 因为这 你醒了一心想抽根烟 and someone's doing ballet

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Not a month,but like a few weeks 也不至于一个月 就几个星期吧 we find our,we find our time,we carve out Monny-daddy time,it's not mommy-daddy time 我们找到 我们找到了自己的时间 我们挤出了爸妈独处时间 其实那不叫

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And tell me who you're talking about.At my chiropractor and in the waiting room 然后要告诉我你在说谁 在按摩师的等候室里 I found the perfect man,he is seriously many different kinds of yummy 我看见了这个完美的男人 他真的

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We are back with Brad Pitt and I know you've talked about this before 回来和Brad Pitt继续聊 我知道你过去谈到过这件事 So I just want to say I appreciate the statement when people ask you and Angie when you're getting married,you've s

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You look handsome,thank you,you too.you look great and I'm so happy that you are here 你看起来很帅 谢谢 你也是 你起色不错 很高兴 看到你来 and I wanna catch up with,I haven't seen you really in a long time 我想跟你叙叙旧 真

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