I just wanted to say I love you and the person writes back,Oh babe, I love you too so much 我只想说我爱你 那个人回 哦 宝贝儿 我也爱你 If I could, I'd buy you a casket then Gah A castle Damn auto correct Way to ruin a moment 如果我
Hi Ashton what's up.what's up Willy.what's up Ashton Ashton 你好 嗨 嗨 你好 Willy 你好 Ashton all right so you put some clothes on.you look nice with clothes and without clothes 好吧 你穿上了衣服 不管穿没穿衣服 看着都帅 tha
and have you met Charlie before have you met him.I haven't met him at all 你之前见过Charlie吗 我没有遇到过他 he twittered at me and said very nice things and was like hey you got the right guy for the job 他twitter上加了我 并说了些
but like candy I don't know what to do.It's just candy I'm really I'm lost 但是糖果我真不知道该怎么整 就只是些糖果 我真是没头绪啊 Yeah I was worried about that so I'm helping you ok 我就是担心这个 所以我得帮帮你
We are back with Ashton Kutcher.can you tell us everybody's so hush hush about what's going on 我们回来了 这是Ashton Kutcher 能告诉我为什么每个人都对剧情如此保密呢 can you tell us anything about what's happening on the show.
I've missed you so much, I've missed you so much. 我可想你们了 想死了 I love being here which is good because thanks the stock market I have to be here. 我喜欢回来做节目 因为股票不景气我不得不来 but I really do.I just rea
well,maybe one one tiny thing comes to mind.ok. 好吧 也许有一件很小很小的事 好 don't get mad.I'm not getting mad.so I make dinner.not here.Not on TV,honey,not now. 不要生气 我不会生气的 晚餐都是我做 不能在这里 不能在
I never actually ran into him when I was shooting.Because he was right next door.I know. 我从来没在拍的时候遇见过他 他就在隔壁 我知道 I was gonna surprise you.He's not here.He's out of town. 我本打算给你个惊喜 但他不在
That's where he live.I mean.Maybe he lives in Pasadena. 那是他住的地方 我的意思是... 也许他住在帕萨迪纳 Because he went that way.yeah.That's Pasadena. 因为他从这条路离开 对 那是帕萨迪纳 he could be going...but tha
Jennife Aniston and Abraham Lincoln who is here with us today. 今天Jennifer Aniston和Abraham Lincoln在这里 All righ,So here we go,talking aobut what happened this morning. 好 现在 让我们谈谈今天早上发生的事 Hey,this is your ca
Court?Lisa?Ah,It's Jennifer! 柯特? 丽萨? 我是詹妮弗! You're sleeping with her too?No,no,of course not. 你也和她打炮? 不 不 当然不了 You are still dating that writer guy,right?Ah! 你还在和那个作家约会对吧? 啊!
Yes,It's a very funny movie with Jason Sudeikis,Emma Roberts and Ed Helms. 这是我和Jason Sudeikis,Emma Roberts和Ed Helms合作的搞笑电影 And It's, he is a drug dealer who then has to end up smuggling a lot of marijuana across the border. 他是
Look I am sure She was alert.I was almost. 我就知道她很警觉的 我差一点 By the way,look what has been.How did you get in like nothing?I know. 顺带说一句 你怎么悄无声息的窜进来的? 对吧? Oh you crawled down that.I'm s
You wear a blouse like that almost.I think the coloring is almost. 你穿的上衣就跟这个一样 他们的颜色几乎也是 I think they,they almost painted like us right now.like right now. 我觉得 几乎就是在画现在的我们 现在 I l
they have choice.because they are hungry.they are the most spoild cats.they are.I love them so much. 它们有选择 因为它们很饿 它们是被宠坏的猫咪 是 我又很爱它们 what else,anything else?that's all.That's all.move on.what's ne
I got my co-host Jennifer Aniston and the lovely and talented Portia de Rossi. 这是我的共同主持Jennifer Aniston 和可爱 有天赋的Portia de Rossi And the two of you are the same age. Is that correct?You both turn...right? 你们两个差不
well, it's because of the fans really that this happened.You know, Because they kept asking over and over 这剧能够复活真的是因为粉丝们 因为他们不断追问一遍又一遍 when is there gonna be another movie and wanna see more of us
oh, here she is adorable. I like her smile.yeah, she's a cute little dancer. 哦 她好可爱 我喜欢她的微笑 是 她是个可爱的舞者 I was watching her earlier too. I was just watching she dance. 我前面也在看她 看她跳舞 All rig
so you met with the casting directors today, right?I did.how did that go? 所以你今天见了选角导演了是吗? 是 进行得怎样样? they were absolutely phenomenal,they were just like beautiful people.oh, good. 他们都棒极了 他们
I think it's a really fair trade.I think so, too. 我认为这是个很公平的交易 我也认为 yeah, I would just like to eat. I don't really, I just love eating. 我只想吃 我真的不想 我只喜欢吃 So you wanna act but is there a parti
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