Is marijuanna legal in Norway?Uh...no... 在挪威吸大麻是合法的吗 开什么玩笑当然不是的 The fun fact is that marijuanna you know is actualy called ,in Norwegian,is the Norwegian word for fox. 不过有趣的是大麻 在挪威语里也

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But she also wants to be a snow princess so she can wear high heels. haven还想扮成白雪公主 名正言顺的穿上高跟鞋 Either she's getting carried or wearing high heels. 又想被抱着不走路又想穿高跟鞋 That's like nothing in be

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All this month, our friends at JC Penney 这个月 JC Penny的朋友们 are helping us raise money for breast cancer research. 都在帮助我们为乳腺癌研究基金会筹款 And we thought we would help 既然我们能帮上忙 you would help us

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It's the middle of october 现在是十月中旬 and it's exciting 'cause the leaves are changing colors, 多么振奋人心的季节 树叶正在悄然变色 and ...and the smell of pumkin is in the air. 空气中弥漫着南瓜的气息 And so you

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Now hold on your pants. 惊喜还在后头呢 This is the most expensive gift. 价格最逆天的礼物闪亮登场了 This is 1.85 million dollars. 这件大礼价值一百八十五万大刀 It is forevermark Ultimate Diamond Collection. 它是永恒印

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Hey ya'll know a lot about me. 嘿 大家对我都非常了解 You know that I'm an animal lover,right? 都知道我是动物爱好者 I love animals. 我可喜欢动物了 Do you love animals? 你们喜欢动物吗 I love animals so i have animals, 我

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Um,but you can tell dogs have feelings 不过你们可以通过狗狗的行为方式 'cause the way they act. 来判断它们是由情感的 They get excited when you come home from work 你回到家时 它们会异常兴奋 and then they get really

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So when I...before it was really official that i was coming out,it was a rumor that I was coming out on my show,on my sitcom. 在我 在我正式出柜以前 谣言四起 说我将在我的脱口秀和情景喜剧中出柜 and it was all over the pla

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Hi,Stewart ,remember you . Hi. 嗨 stewart 还记得你哦 Um...tell us about the show. 额 不扯了 跟我说下你的演出吧 The show is...um... probably the hardest show that I have ever done. 这次的表演 可能是我最艰难的一次 I'm

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You make me happy, twitch, 你真让我开心 twitch you make me very happy, 我真是太开心了 our first guests are best friends in real life, 我们第一组嘉宾是生活中的好朋友 and also on their hit show Two Broke Girls. Take a look. 也

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We are just so happy to have the Sexiest Man Alive here. That's our.... 很荣幸请到最性感男士前来做客,欢迎我们的You are cool and you're confident and you're seductive.All three of those things. 你很酷很自信而且还性感。三

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Let's show the picture of the selfie. 放那张自拍照。 So, I started with Meryl and then everyone jumped in,开始我和梅尔斯特里普自拍,然后所有人都加进来了。 You can't see it but next to Jennifer Lawrrence that's Jared L

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Oh,betty. That's a horrible picture. 哦 betty 这照片很吓人 What is the name of that cut dog? Betty. 这个家伙叫什么 Betty Betty? yes? betty吗 是的 Oh my god. is it a Yorkie? it's, yes. 天哪 它是只约克夏 是啊 And then this is

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We are back with the stars of Two Broke Girls 欢迎回来 嘉宾仍是《破产姐妹》的主演 and animals enthusiast Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs. 动物死忠粉 kat和beth So umm...and before you got this, 所以 在出演此片之前 You actua

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So I'm glad that you're both here. 真开心你们都来了 Because you've been here individually but now you're both together. 因为你们都单独来过 但是现在一起来了 Yes. So much more fun. 是啊 更有趣了 Well,you are always fun. y

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So I'm glad that you're both here. 真开心你们都来了 Because you've been here individually but now you're both together. 因为你们都单独来过 但是现在一起来了 Yes. So much more fun. 是啊 更有趣了 Well,you are always fun. y

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But they don't ... do they want to sing, do they sing around you ? 但是他们 他们想唱歌吗 他们在你身边唱歌吗 Jayden hums, but he just doesn't really sing a lot. Jaydden会哼哼 但是他唱得真的不是很多 Um-hum, yeah. 这样啊

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When you were in mickey mouse club, Ryan gosling... 你在米老鼠俱乐部的时候 Ryan gosaling that was a talented group of kids there, ryan gosling was in it. 你们真是一伙天才小孩 Ryan gosling也是其中一个 Ryan Gosling said when

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