艾伦脱口秀27 能时光倒回的自行车?
英语课
It's the middle of october
现在是十月中旬
and it's exciting 'cause the leaves are changing colors,
多么振奋人心的季节 树叶正在悄然变色
and ...and the smell of pumkin is in the air.
空气中弥漫着南瓜的气息
And so you know what's on everything's mind?
你们知道大家都在盼什么吗
Christmas, and...
圣诞节
You can never start your christmas shopping too early
圣诞购物永远没有为时尚早的说法
especially if you're shopping for me.
特别是你们在为我扫货的时候
And neiman marcus just came out with their annual fantasy gift guide.
所以neiman marcus的年度梦幻大礼指南已经火热出炉了
It costs anywhere between 1100 dollars and 2 million dollars for their fantasy gift.
这些梦幻大礼的定价在一万一千刀到两百万刀之间
They're perfect for people whose fantasy is to go broke.
简直就是为那些梦幻着破产人士而量身打造的嘛
I checked it out before the show
做节目之前我去查了查这些大礼
and I gonna share some things that I...
接下来要和大家分享一下
I thought maybe you'd be interested in buying.
我想你们可能会有兴趣收入囊中的
Here's the cheapest item right here,it's 11000 dollars.
第一件单品是最便宜的 价值11000刀
It's called the CICLOTTE,
它叫CICLOTTE
and it's a luxury 1 exercise bike made in Italy.
是由意大利制造的土豪级建设自行车
It's the Ferrari of things you'll never use.
这是自行车中的法拉利 却永远都派不上用场
It has the state-of-the-art design, carbon fiber 2 handles.
它设计一流 配备了碳纤维的手把
If you padel hard enough, you can go back in time
如果你踩得够快够给力 快到时光倒流
and not buy this bycicle.
你就能回到过去不必买它了