You are here because I wanted you to be here. 我希望你上这个节目 所以你来了 I, I thought you were so brilliant in the movie and.Thank you! 我觉得你在电影里表现很赞 谢谢 That must have been, first of all,this is your first
The Oscar nomination was last week, but I got say 上周奥斯卡提名揭晓了 我必须得说 I am shock you were not nominated for an Oscar, 我很震惊你居然没被提名奥斯卡 And everyone else is.The feed- It actually has to feels good. 大
A company called GE generator systems.This is true GE发电公司 这是真的 They ask Americans whic celebrity they would want at their house if the power went out 他们问民众如果停电了 他们希望哪个名人出现在他们的房子里 a
What is it?How many days have been since the wedding?14,what? 怎么了 从婚礼到现在过了多久了 14天 怎么了 Will you tell me what's going on?Can somebody tell me what's going on? 你能不能告诉我到底发生了什么 有人能告诉我
We're back with Robert,Kristen and Taylor. 欢迎回来 今天的来宾是Robert Kristen和Taylor So that is,there's a lot happens in this movie.You finally,you get together,you get married and you have a...a baby? 电影里的情节发展的很快啊
I remember it for the first one and ever since then,it just continue to grow and grow,and it's,it really is unbelievable. 我记得第一次的情况 从那以后 这种热情有增无减 真是让人很难以置信 Do you worry that like,oh now it's
That was amazing.I can't believe you just did that to me.So you see the hips? 太厉害了 真不敢相信你竟然要我跳舞了 你看到他的臀部动作了吗 Does that,how he does?the little hips swing like that?Alway the hips,that's what I'm
Well,howdy.How do you do? How are you all doing? 你好啊 你好 你们都好吗 We're doing just fine.Now do you get used to this? 我们很好 你们都习惯吗 It must,I mean you just,Every where you go,you hear screaming like this all the time
Have a seat.Wooh,I appreciate it.That's a wonderful amount of energy coming right at me and I send it all right back to you.Thank you so much 请坐 非常感谢 谢谢你们这澎湃的热情 我把它送还给你们 非常感谢 I think I konw why
I don't understand how you've been keeping this from me 我不明白的是 你怎么可以一直瞒着我 What,that I love her.No the detergent you've been using,It didn't smell like regular detergent 不明白什么 我爱她 不是你用的洗衣液
I know what you're thinking.Ellen,you can't end the show without continuing your week long soap opera 我知道你们在想什么 Ellen 你可不能不播这周的肥皂剧就结束节目啊 And you're right,it's time for episode 3 of As The Tide Tur
Wait a minute,I'm not Chewbacca.No no no,you're next and you're not gonna like it. 等一下 我可不是Chewbacca 不 不 不 我会告诉你 但我知道你不会喜欢它 Somebody asked me this morning and I made this snap judgement.Yoda,Yoda,yeah
Well,have a seat,have a seat,It is a huge show,Tonoy.Yes,it's big.It's a big huge giant.It's a extra large show.yes,yes. 大家请坐 请坐 Tony 今天节目会很热闹 Tony 今天的节目会很热闹 是啊 很受瞩目 是一个盛大的聚会 超
Yeah, and you were so...Your music, you'll see, because he's gonna play in a minute. 嗯 而且你非常 接下来我们还会欣赏到你带来的音乐 You're.. I love, I think you are so.. - Thank you.fun to watch and you are so talented. 你真的
We are back with Jim Parsons from The Big Bang Theory 欢迎回来 这位是《生活大爆炸》的Jim Parson and we are gonna prepare you the first play you did on Broadway was 我们现在要给你预演一下 你在百老汇的第一场演出叫
All right yesterday was superbowl Sunday that means today is classical joke Monday 那么昨天是超级碗星期天 这就意味着今天是经典笑话星期一 Oh,it's popular.It's catching on 哦 好流行啊 好赶时髦啊 So today's joke is sp
we should done the focus group first,cause now we got thousand of this things 我们售点小组应该提前行动的 因为现在我们弄了成千上万这种东西 So if you wanna get any none addable on The Valentine's Day products go to our webs
All right,the first lady was just huge talk trash 好吧 第一夫人真是个大话唠 So we did push-ups,and there spontaneously I did 20 and she did 25 所以我们做了俯卧撑 完全自发的我做了20个 她做了25个 but I watch the tape b
that's not hard that's that's the,my back is so far you can iron a shirt on my back 一点都不难吧 你们看看 我的背几乎没有弧度 都可以在上面熨衣服了 and my feet closed together which is just harder to do than 我的脚离的也
where's your mother? where's your mother? My mother's right there 你妈妈呢 你妈妈在哪儿呢 我妈妈就在那儿啊 There she is,she is here. Hi,I've asked every time,I know 在那 她今天来了 您好 每一次我都问 我知道 Please
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