Anyway, Chris is like a dear something to me. 总之 克里斯和我很亲近 I dont know how to explain it, 我也不知道怎么说 a gay man I can rub, I can I can do that with, 可能因为他是同性恋吧 Yeah, that makes.. - It makes a differ

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And here you are, in the cover of Allure Magazine. 这是你为诱惑杂志拍的封面 And inside the Allure Magazine, look how pretty. 看看杂志的内页 看看你多美 And this picture with you and Chris McMillan. 这是你和克里斯麦克米兰

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We are back with Jennifer Aniston. 我们继续 这位是詹妮弗安妮斯顿 and not only is your movie called Cake,but our birthdays are coming up really soon. 不仅仅因为你的电影叫蛋糕 还因为我们生日快到了 So we thought we'd

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Our next guest is a hardworking third grade teacher,Who just won $150,000. 今天 下一位嘉宾是一位辛勤工作的三年级教师 她刚刚赢得了15万美元 But what she did with that money. 但是她处理这笔钱的方式 Got her an invi

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So, what did you do with that money?I donated it back to my school. 那你是怎么处理这笔钱的 我把它捐给了我的学校 You gave all the money back to you school. -Yeah. 你把钱全部捐给了学校 -是的 So,My, you're, I mean, you'r

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Um he turned his behavior around. I took him to Oliver Garden. 他不再淘气 我就带他去了橄榄园餐厅 And he had never held cloth napkin in his hands before. 他以前从来没有用过布制餐巾 And, um, he was so excited to be there. 去

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You are a saint.It feels good to be you. 你真是一位圣人 能成为你这样的人一定很棒 Well give it away Yeah It feels good to help people.It really does.We have another surprise. 是啊 给予 助人为乐的感觉很棒 真的很棒 我们

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All right, we love this school and so do our friends at Target. 好了 我们喜欢这所学校 塔吉特百货也是 For years,Target has has committed giving a billion dollars towards education so far, 近些年 塔吉特一直致力于向教育事业

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And that's just for supplies every year. 这还只是每年的日常支出 That's without going above and beyond like you do. 不包括像你做的那些一样的额外支出 So Target is, first of all, Target is being amazing,everything. 所以 塔吉

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You have to admit, Ellen.It took a lot of balls to pull off this prat. 你得承认 艾伦 为了整这出真要不少乒乓球 I was gonna say that.And, uh... Oh my God. 我正要说这个 呃 天啊 Don't I have security around here? 这都没保安吗

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You know what?Thank you.Thank you.I'm feeling wild enough to tell you another one.Here is another one. 你知道吗 谢谢 谢谢 我还想再给你们讲一个 听听看这个 Where does seaweed go to look for a job?Where does seaweed go to look for

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Oh my god.Hi.Wow. I mean,I cannot believe you are here, 我的天哪 嗨 哇 我想说 我不敢相信你真的来了 Turn around, lillte babe,Let's see how pretty you are. 转过来 小宝贝 让我们看看你有多漂亮 Four-years-old!How did you

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I am catching upon Girls And Downton Abbey lately. Oh, yeah? 我最近在追都市女孩 还有唐顿庄园 是吗 Which I love it. Two completely opposite shows like Well, you know what? - I mean can you image 我好爱看 -两部完全不同的剧 你

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I am so glad to see you again.I am glad to see you, I'm always loving you here. 真开心又见到你了 我也是 我一直盼着你来我们节目 I like being here. Yeah.You make me happy.You make me very happy, too.Happy birthday soon, right? Yes

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Alrigt. Oh.That's not good when that sound happens.Who wants to go next? 啊 听起来感觉不大妙 下一个谁来 You want Melanie or Heather, it's up to you. 是梅勒妮还是希瑟 由你们决定 Me, 'cause it's killing me.Okay. The waiting i

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Hi Twitch. Hi, how are you doing?I am good. How are you doing? 嗨 特维奇 嗨 最近好吗 挺好的 你呢 Excellent.Alrigt. Well, the time is come. 棒呆了 好了 回到节目中来 As you may know,I have been messing with Matt Lauer a little

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It feels like all three of you have been living under there. Something that. 感觉你们三个 一直住在那底下 Melanie, if the stalactites grows from the ceiling of the cave, 梅拉妮 如果说钟乳石是从洞穴的顶上长下来的 what f

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Melanie, Chia Pets are found grow at home. 梅拉妮 植物娃娃可以养在家里 What type of animal was the first Chia Pet? 第一只植物娃娃是以哪种动物为原型的 Wow, that's tough one.The first Chia Pet.The first Chia Pet? Um. 这道题

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Heather, when plants convert light into energy to help them grow it's called photosynthesis. 希瑟 植物把光转换成能量 来帮助它们生长 这叫做光合作用 But what is a photo of yourself taken by yourself called? 但把自己给自己拍

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I get casted.And you didn't even..Oh, that's why you get casted.Yeah. 然后我就得到这个角色了 你都没有 就这样得到这个角色了吗 是啊 I'm sure that's not why.But it was a controversial decision because it's 我知道肯定不是

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