艾伦脱口秀第317期:一座天鹅冰雕
英语课
what do you have in your rider?There's water 你巡演都随身带些社么东西 水
When I was on tour they would stand up 我巡演的时候都得站着
My rider first started like that,just water,that's all I needed 我刚开始也是带水就足够了
Then it developed into a hammock.You should ask for hammock.How do you suspend that 后来慢慢的 我开始带吊床 你也应问他们要一个吊床 你要怎么把它吊起来
Well you have people do it,Taylor.You don't do it,you know 你得让别人去做Taylor 你不用自己动手 你懂的
or you can have two really strong guys just hold it and rock you generally like a baby 或者你也可以让两个猛男撑着它 就像摇摇篮那样
Also this,it's a ice scrlpture of a swan 还有这个 它是一座天鹅冰雕
If you don't have some kind of demand that people are gonna talk about,you are nobody 如果你总是不向别人提要求 让他们谈论你 那你就只能是无名小卒
what do you do with it?well just end that in melt and you go to your next venue 1 这东西要怎么处理呀 你就等它自己融化了 然后继续巡演到下一站呗
The next night you just forget about it 到了第二天晚上 你就忘了它就行了
What about for the cold?It wouldn't be good for my throat.Well you don't lick it.What are you thinking about?Right. 它温度这么低 这对我嗓子不好吧 你又不舔它 你在想什么呢 对哦
I don't know what your thoughts were just now,but let's not,we're gonna edit that out,guys,ok 我不知道你刚才在想什么 我们别 我们把刚才那段剪掉 好吗
Let's not let anybody see that part of her. 我们不能让任何人看到那一面的她
Out of the way everyone.American sweetheart is coming through and Taylor Swift is with me 大家都让一让 美国甜心来啦 Taylor Swift也跟我一起哦
We can rehearse the Jason Mraz song.Let's rehearse the Jason Mraz song 我们可以排练那首Jason Mraz的歌 我们一起排练Jason Mraz的歌吧
Not a good turn out.I know,I know.we are working on it,sorry.I mean you should have more fans in this 感觉不太好 我知道 我知道 抱歉了 我们正在解决这个问题 我是说你应该让更多的歌迷进来
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