时间:2018-12-18 作者:英语课 分类:打工姐妹花第四季


英语课

   Well, this is super awkward.


  这真是尴尬到爆。
  Stupid Kardashians!
  卡戴珊一家全是白痴!
  Kim, Kankels, Krank, and the little ones, kegel and kickball, You can kiss my keister.
  金,金胖脚踝,金坏脾气,还有那两个小的金缩阴术和金踢蛋蛋,快来亲老娘的金屁股吧。
  Max, stop it! I'm trying to sleep.
  麦克斯,别闹了,我想睡觉呢。
  Well, sorry, but I'm pissed and it's 11:30 anyway. What's going on?
  抱歉,但我很生气,现在都早上11点半了。你还躺在床上干嘛呢?
  Even one tweet from Kim would have exposed us to 22 million followers 1. Scientology doesn't even have those numbers. They screwed us. - I know.
  即使金·卡戴珊只发一条推特也会有2200万名粉丝知道我们。就连科学神教都没这么多脑残粉呢。咱们成不了名都怪她们。-我知道。
  That is why I'm making hate cupcakes for the Kardashians, see?
  所以我今天为卡戴珊家族做了仇恨小蛋糕,瞧?
  "Eat it," "Bite me," And these three..."Get" "A" "Job."
  "吃屎吧","咬我啊",还有组合装哦,"找" "份" "工"。
  Oh, and one for the mom that says, "I still love you," Just in case.
  还为妈妈特意准备了一个,"我还爱你哦",以防万一嘛。
  Now come on, get up. Your son needs to go out and take an 8-foot crap.
  快给我起床。你儿子要出去拉一坨8英尺长的屎。
  No, I'm done. If everyone's done with cupcakes, so am I.
  不要,我受够了。如果说人人都不喜欢小蛋糕了,那我也是。
  I'm done pretending that everything's gonna work out. In our reality show, it's not.
  我受够了假装一切都会如愿以偿。在我们这出真人秀里,事与愿违。
  Look, get up, or I will close this bed with you in it, and your new reality show will be true life: I live in a wall.
  快起床,不然我就把你跟床一起合上,你的新真人秀就是你的真实生活:《夹缝求生》。
  I'm not getting up. Ever.
  我不要起床,打死都不起。
  Max, stop, stop it! Stop it!
  麦克斯,住手,求你了!
  Put me down! Put me down!
  把我放下来!快放我下来!
  What's happening?
  怎么了?
  I can't lift my head. Did I have a stroke?
  我的头抬不起来了。我是不是中风了?
  Calm down. No one has stroked in your bed since--what is it, going on a year?
  冷静,你床上这张床上没男人都多久了?有一年了吧?
  Max. My hair is caught. My hair is caught! My hair is caught!
  麦克斯,我的头发卡住了。我的头发卡住了!我的头发卡住了!
  Who are you yelling at?
  你在对谁大吼大叫呢?
  The whole situation! Do something!
  整个状况!快帮忙啊!
  Let me look. Oh yeah, it's all caught up in the bed gears here.
  我看看。没错,头发全都被床的齿轮卡住了。
  Oh my God, I have a bed with gears and my hair is caught in it!
  天啊,我的床居然有齿轮,现在还把我的头发卡住了!

1 followers
追随者( follower的名词复数 ); 用户; 契据的附面; 从动件
  • the followers of Mahatma Gandhi 圣雄甘地的拥护者
  • The reformer soon gathered a band of followers round him. 改革者很快就获得一群追随者支持他。
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absolute correctness
Altgeld, John Peter
Antrozous pallidus
application clustering
avalanche injection laser
avert one's eyes
axial nerve
bed-sittingroom
benario
benefit theory of taxation
brightfield
brush roller
CEPB
Chirita minutimaculata
chronostratigraphically
comfortcake
Coplin jar
data reducer
DC chopper
delayed dribble
Delta Air Lines, Inc.
earth radio radiation
elaphoglossum fuscopunctatum christ
femto-grams
fibrae corticonucleares
firing azimuth
freezing-plate refrigerator car
frontal fillet welding
glass-fiber filter
golden warblers
grindability
grossify
Hahwangto
heilpern
hexaplanar
heymsfield
Hubble diagram
inspection by sampling
issuing forth
Kamayut
keep up the good work
knee grip
kyotoes
Learesque
lipophilic gel chromatography
lumbar spinal cord
make a stranger of
mare's legs
meet our waterloo
melicotoon
metal-sheatheds
microcellular infiltration
Mirandizes
multifaced
N-terminus
NESN
not amount to a hill of to a row of pins
Nottwil
ophionephthy difficilis
ovestin
penetration phosphors
pension program
pharyngeal jaw
photoannulations
phymatosorus membranifolius
pneumatic tongs
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polarized s-wave
Psettodoidei
purchase of services
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Q.C.
rag cuttings
rainshadows
rudder pedal adjustment
second pain
semantic word
simple bundle
single-address order code
skin erosion
skyborne
softneck
sohag (suhaj)
solarization
soo canals (sault ste. marie canals)
spatering percentage
square downpipe
star-rating
styrene solubility
surface electromagnetic wave
Szabo
take ya
threshold signal to noise ratio
thrust reversing rating
torsed
touch sb on the raw
transmissible mutagen
Twingon
visual after-image
Vitexin-2'-o-rhamnoside
votes of confidence
xyloryctids