听电影学英语-功夫熊猫 05

　　[00:04.60]The Sword of Heroes! 勇者大刀

[00:06.60]Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself  just by looking. 听说绝对锋利 看一眼就会被割伤  噢

[00:11.76]The lnvisible Trident of Destiny! 这是隐形天命三叉戟

[00:17.08]l've only seen paintings  of that painting. 我只见过这幅画的冒牌货

[00:27.60]The legendary 1 Urn  of Whispering Warriors 3. 呢喃武士们的灵坛

[00:32.96]Said to contain the souls  of the entire Tenshu Army. 据说装着整个天守大军的亡灵

[00:38.12]Hello. 有人吗

[00:39.92]Have you finished sight-seeing? 观光到此结束了吗?

[00:40.32]Sorry,l should have come to you first. 对不起 我应该先来看你的

[00:43.16]My patience is wearing thin. 我的耐心是有限的

[00:45.16]Well,l mean,it's not like you  were going anywhere. 这! 反正你也没地方可去

[00:47.96]- Would you turn around?  - Sure. - 你转过身? - 行

[00:51.68]How's it going? 嗨 你好

[00:52.88]How do you get 5,000...  Master Shifu! 怎么把五千个...  哦是师父!

[00:58.24]Someone... broke that. 有人...打碎了它

[00:59.40]But l'll fix it. Do you have some... 不过我会把它粘好 你这有没有...?

[01:00.12]...glue? 胶水

[01:05.76]A splinter. 扎手了

[01:07.04]So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior 2? 你就是传奇的神龙大侠?

[01:10.32]- l guess so.  - Wrong! - 呃 我猜是吧 - 错!

[01:14.32]You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will  never be the Dragon Warrior until... 你不是神龙大侠 你永远成不了神龙大侠 除非...

[01:17.32]...you have learned the secret  of the Dragon Scroll 4. 除非你掌握了神龙秘笈里的秘决

[01:22.84]So,how does this work? 哦 那么 我该怎么拿?

[01:26.92]Do you have a ladder,or a trampoline,or...? 你有没有梯子? 或者蹦床?

[01:28.84]You think it's that easy?  That l'll just hand you the secret 哼哼  你以为这么容易 我会把无限神功的秘决

[01:33.28]- to limitless power?  - No,l... 随随便便给你?  - 不 我...

[01:34.96]One must first master  the highest level of kung fu. 首先必须要达到功夫的最高境界

[01:38.32]And that is impossible  if that one is someone like you. 显然最不可能达到这种境界的就是像你这样的

[01:43.12]Someone like me? 像我这样的?

[01:44.52]Yes,look at you!  This fat butt 5! Flabby arms! 对  瞧瞧你  屁股圆肥 胳膊松

[01:48.48]Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. 人家这团肉最怕疼  还有这肚子

[01:52.60]And this ridiculous belly 6. 大得像个草坪

[01:55.20]And utter disregard  for personal hygiene 7. 不干不净  完全无视个人卫生

[01:56.56]Now,wait a minute.  That's uncalled for. 赶紧打住 没这么寒碜人的

[01:59.52]Don't stand that close.  l can smell your breath. 别站这么近 你的口臭扑鼻

[02:01.04]Listen,Oogway said l was... 听着 乌龟说我是...

[02:05.64]The Wuxi Finger Hold.  Not the Wuxi Finger Hold! 无须铁指扣! 别用无须铁指扣

[02:07.72]Oh,you know this hold? 这招你知道?

[02:09.96]Developed by Master Wuxi  in the Third Dynasty. 无须大师在秦朝发明的 我知道

[02:11.88]Then you know what happens  when l flex 8 my pinky. 那你一定知道我动一下小指会怎么样

[02:17.44]- No,no!  - You know the hardest part of this? - 别!  - 知道最难的是什么?

[02:19.40]The hardest part is cleaning up  afterwards. 最难的是完事后怎么清理干净

[02:23.12]OK,OK,take it easy. 懂了  求你放过我吧

[02:25.96]Now listen closely,panda. 你给我仔细听好了 熊猫

[02:26.96]Oogway may have picked you,but when l'm through with you, 乌龟是选中了你 不过等你在我这儿领教过之后

[02:30.76]l promise you,you're going to wish  he hadn't! Are we clear? 在我这儿领教过之后 你就会后悔被选中了  听明白了吗?

[02:36.04]Yeah,we're clear. We're so clear. 是 很明白 很明白 明明白白

[02:39.88]Good. 很好

[02:41.08]l can't wait to get started. 我都等不及了

[03:21.24]- Let's begin.  - Wait,wait,wait. - 我们开始吧 - 等等

[03:25.52]What? 什么?

[03:28.00]- Now?  - Yes,now. - 对! 现在

[03:29.12]Unless the great Oogway was wrong  and you are not the Dragon Warrior. 除非你认为乌龟大师错了  你不是神龙大侠

[03:34.64]Oh,OK,well... 哦 好吧  我...

[03:37.92]l don't know  if l can do all of those moves. 我不知道 那些招术我是不是全都会

[03:39.44]Well,if we don't try,we'll never know,will we? 嘿嘿 如果不试一下就永远不会知道

[03:44.80]Yeah,it's just,maybe we can find  something more suited to my level. 呃  是呀 只是也许我们 可以找一些更适合我这样水平的

[03:48.40]What level is that? 你是什么水平?

[03:48.72]Well,l'm not a master,but... 呃  反正我不是大师 不过...

[03:52.08]...let's just start at zero. Level zero. 我们可以从“零”开始 没水平

[03:54.44]No. There is no such thing  as level zero. 呵 不! 你上哪儿都找不到“没水平”这个水平

[03:59.12]- Maybe l can start with that.  - That? - 我从这个开始吧 - 这个?

[04:01.60]We use that for training children and  propping 9 the door open when it's hot. 我们是用来训练小孩的 或者大热天用它来顶门的

[04:07.00]But if you insist... 可如果你非要用它

[04:09.76]The Furious Five! 哇 威猛五侠

[04:12.08]You're bigger than your action figures.  Except,you,Mantis 10. You're the same. 真人比玩具娃娃大多了  可除了你 螳螂 差不多一样小

[04:18.32]Go ahead,panda.  Show us what you can do. 来吧 熊猫  给我们露一手

[04:24.00]Are they gonna watch,or should l wait  till they get back to work? 他们都要看吗? 要不等他们先撤了再说吧

[04:25.76]Hit it. 出拳吧

[04:27.16]OK,yeah. l mean,l just ate.  So l'm still digesting. 好吧 不过我刚吃饱 我还在消化

[04:31.00]So my kung fu might not be  as good as... later on. 所以我的功夫可能会... 打点折扣

[04:37.32]Just hit it. 赶快出拳

[04:39.20]All right. 好吧

[04:41.60]What you got? You got nothing,'cause l got it right here. 谁怕谁呀 你就等着我露一手吧

[04:42.48]You picking on my friends?  Get ready to feel thunder. 你敢欺负我朋友? 我打得你满脸桃花开

[04:46.92]l'm coming at you with crazy feet. 我用脚丫子问候你 我看你怎么办

[04:50.00]Oome on. l'm a blur 11.  You've never seen bear style. 出招吧  我左晃 我右晃

[04:53.28]You've only seen praying mantis. 你没看见过熊猫拳吧 你只见过螳螂捕蝉什么的

[04:54.72]Or monkey style. 或者我们该试试猴子耍宝

[04:56.36]Or l could come at you snickety-snake. 或者来几下金蛇狂舞

[04:59.76]Would you hit it! 你倒是给我打呀!

[05:00.64]All right. All right. 好吧 好吧