听电影学英语-遇见比尔1

 　　[00:35.50]What happened to my hair? 我的头发咋搞的？

 
　　[00:39.14]Looks like shit. 烂草一堆
 
　　[00:51.86]I hated going to school here. 还让我来学校，真讨厌
 
　　[00:54.58]Fuck, I’m hungry. I should’ve gone to Starbucks on the way here.妈的，饿了… 刚才应该去星巴克买点东西吃
 
　　[00:57.58]片名：赘婿比尔
 
　　[00:58.66]Why did I have to marry into a family that needs to donate things like chapels 2? 老婆她老爸要捐一座礼拜堂 怎么让我摊上了这种老丈人？
 
　　[01:09.10]They hate that I’m married to their daughter. 自打我入赘，他们就看不惯
 
　　[01:10.46]They hate that I’m working at their bank. 我在他家银行做事，他们看我就有气
 
　　[01:14.18]I hate that I’m working at their bank. 其实这事儿我也不乐意
 
　　[01:18.90]Next summer, they want to go shoot an elephant. 明年夏天，他们还要去猎杀大象
 
　　[01:20.46]Who the fuck wants to shoot an elephant? 有没有搞错，猎杀大象？
 
　　[01:21.82]I’ll probably have to shoot an elephant. 我也只好硬着头皮陪他们
 
　　[01:27.50]I’m waxy 3. 我的面色好苍白啊
 
　　[01:30.46]The fuck, I’m old. It’s depressing. 靠，我都这么老了，真丧气
 
　　[01:33.74]I don’t want to be old. 我可不可以不要变老啊
 
　　[01:34.78]I’m gonna be old and waxy and working at a bank. 我会变成一名年老体弱的银行职员
 
　　[01:36.50]And now my pants are riding up my ass 4. 我的裤腰也越来越紧了…
 
　　[01:39.98]Do not tell the principal that I’m here. 别跟校长说我在这儿
 
　　[01:51.02]Fuck. 靠
 
　　[01:54.78]Did someone just run through here? 刚才有人跑进来么？
 
　　[01:58.02]Uh, no. Not that I know of. 呃，就我所知，没人进来
 
　　[02:01.70]Why? What’s going on? 怎么了，出什么事了？
 
　　[02:04.50]Just thought I saw one of the kids running in here. 我好像看见有个孩子跑了进来
 
　　[02:04.70]Nothing. 没什么
 
　　[02:06.98]No, it’s just me. 没有，那个人大概是我吧
 
　　[02:10.58]Oh, hey, Bill. 你好，比尔
 
　　[02:12.42]So this is a, uh, pretty big day for your family. 今天对你家来说是个大日子啊
 
　　[02:16.26]You know, your father-in-law’s really outdone himself this time. 你岳父这次真是令人刮目相看啊
 
　　[02:19.22]The John Jacoby Family Chapel 1. “约翰·雅各比家族礼拜堂”
 
　　[02:23.02]He is truly a godsend. 他是神的使者
 
　　[02:25.10]I heard he might run for mayor, and to tell you the truth, I’d vote for him. 听说他有心参选市长 告诉你，我一定会投他一票的
 
　　[02:27.14]He’s a hell of a guy. 他真是个好样的
 
　　[02:28.82]Um... 呃…
 
　　[02:30.78]Hey, um, 我说
 
　　[02:34.54]did anyone mention to you about the new mentor 5 program that we’re doing here? 有没有人跟你说过 我校最新设立的导师计划？
 
　　[02:36.78]No. 没有
 
　　[02:39.22]Kids love the program, and it helps them think about their futures 6. 孩子们都很喜欢这项计划 有助于他们规划各自的将来
 
　　[02:41.90]You know, if you’re interested, you should sign up today. 如果你有兴趣，今天就可以报名
 
　　[02:43.46]We’ll set you up with a student. 我们会为你安排一位学生
 
　　[02:45.30]Yeah. I’m sure. Why not? 好啊，可以，没问题

　　[02:48.22]Well, listen, uh, 对了
 
　　[02:50.54]your brother and father-in-law are probably waiting to break ground, 你大舅子和老丈人要开始奠基仪式了
 
　　[02:51.94]so I’ll, uh... I’ll meet you outside? 那我…我就在外面等你吧
 
　　[03:03.34]You can come out now. 你可以出来了
 
　　[03:07.46]Hey, I don’t know why you lied for me, 不知道你为啥要替我说谎
 
　　[03:09.30]but thanks, man. 感谢你，老兄
 
　　[03:12.46]You kiddin’? 别开玩笑了
 
　　[03:16.70]You can keep your money. 把钱收好
 
　　[03:17.50]All right. 好吧
 
　　[03:20.90]I think I’m gonna hang out here for a few minutes 我想在这儿再躲一会儿
 
　　[03:22.90]just so I don’t get busted 7. 免得现在出去被抓先行
 
　　[03:26.18]All right. 好
 
　　[03:37.74]He committed to rebuilding the chapel 三年前的一场大火之后
 
　　[03:40.70]three years ago, after the fire, 他就承诺要重建礼拜堂
 
　　[03:42.26]and he and Janice made good. 如今，他和詹尼斯两个果然兑现了诺言
 
　　[03:47.22]On behalf of the Tate Schools, 在此我代表泰特中学
 
　　[03:47.78]I’m proud to present the future site 荣幸地向各位宣布
 
　　[03:49.50]of the John Jacoby Family Chapel. “约翰·雅各比家族教堂”正式奠基
 
　　[04:07.38]Everybody looks great. Get closer together. 各位表情都不错，再靠紧一点
 
　　[04:09.86]Bill. Bill. 比尔，比尔
 
　　[04:12.46]This is Chip Johnson, On the Scene, at the Tate Preparatory School, 我是奇普·约翰逊 在泰特高级中学为您带来“现场报道”
 
　　[04:16.58]and we have Maria Sanchez with us here today. 今天我们的嘉宾是玛丽亚·桑切斯
 
　　[04:19.86]Here’s Maria. 这位就是玛丽亚
 
　　[04:23.46]That’s the bell. Cut. 校铃响了，停拍
 
　　[04:43.34]Ow! Oh, sorry! God! Honey! 哦，对不起！是你啊亲爱的！
 
　　[04:44.06]I’m fine. I’m fine. 我没事，我没事
 
　　[04:49.62]Oh, this is, uh, Chip Johnson. 这位是…奇普·约翰逊
 
　　[04:52.26]Oh. Chip, my husband Bill. 奇普，这位是比尔，我先生
 
　　[04:54.58]Oh. 哦
 
　　[04:58.02]- Nice to meet you. - Yeah, I just saw you out there. - 很高兴认识你 - 我也是，刚才在外面见过你
 
　　[04:58.90]You’re Channel 11, right? 你是11频道的对不对？
 
　　[04:59.62]Are you on the scene? “你是否在现场？”
 
　　[05:01.50]It’s a favor to Mr. Jacoby. 我是在为雅各比先生做宣传
 
　　[05:04.94]Right. 是哦
 
　　[05:06.62]Nice to meet you. Bye, Jess. 很高兴认识你 再见，杰西
 
　　[05:11.78]You know him? 你认识他？
 
　　[05:14.70]No. 不认识
 
　　[05:15.86]I mean, I do now. I met him today. 刚刚认识的，今天才见面
 
　　[05:18.78]He just called you Jess. 但他刚才喊你杰西
 
　　[05:23.02]Everybody calls me Jess. 每个人都这么喊我
 
　　[05:23.30]People who know you call you Jess. 只有你的熟人才会这么喊
 
　　[05:24.66]Okay, Bill. 好啦，比尔
 
　　[05:29.34]Uh, I have to go. 我得走了
 
　　[05:30.22]Uh, is there anything special you want for dinner tonight? 你今晚想吃什么？
 
　　[05:34.54]No. Whatever’s fine. 随便什么都可以
 
　　[05:35.42]Okay. Well... 好吧，那么…
 
　　[05:39.22]See you later. 再见啦
 
　　[05:45.10]This is my son-in-law Bill. 这位是我的女婿比尔

　　[05:50.18]He’s the executive vice 8 president... 他是执行副总…
 
　　[05:53.38]...of human resources. 是人事部的
 
　　[05:53.50]Bill is in charge of making sure 比尔主要负责一些前期的工作
 
　　[05:58.74]everything runs smoothly 9 up front. 保证万事通畅
 
　　[06:03.86]Go ahead, Bill. 你说几句，比尔
 
　　[06:04.58]Oh, well, if you have any questions, uh, feel free to ask them. 呃，如果你们有什么问题 请尽管问他们好了
 
　　[06:08.74]Um... 呃…
 
　　[06:14.14]Bill, I need five copies of this, okay? 比尔，这文件帮我复印五份
 
　　[06:40.42]Why would I want a doughnut franchise 10? 为什么要开面包圈专卖店？
 
　　[06:41.50]It’s one of the most lucrative 11 franchises 12 in the country. 因为这是国内利润最高的一种专卖店啊
 
　　[06:44.46]The average store grosses over 500K, 每家店的毛利超过50万美金
 
　　[06:47.58]and right now, the perceptions is that people don’t really believe in carbs, 现在很多人对甜食有看法
 
　　[06:49.46]so we can get them at somewhat of a discount. 为了吸引这部分消费者 我们可以推出一些优惠措施
 
　　[06:50.66]But I don’t really eat doughnuts. 但我真的不喜欢吃面包圈
 
　　[06:54.54]Well, you don’t need to eat them. You don’t even need to like them. 您不必亲自品尝，您甚至可以不喜欢
 
　　[06:56.70]Then why would I want the franchise? 那我为什么要开专卖店？
 
　　[06:58.54]Investment purposes. 为了投资啊
 
　　[07:02.42]You know, Eddy 13 what’s-his-name down in accounting 14 did that no-carb thing. 知道嘛，会计部那个叫埃迪什么的 他就不吃甜食
 
　　[07:04.66]Lost 30 pounds. 掉了30磅肉
 
　　[07:07.10]Eddy Anderson. Right. - 是埃迪·约翰逊 - 对
 
　　[07:07.82]Likes to run, too. Great athlete. 他还喜欢跑步，运动员类型的
 
　　[07:10.98]By the by, how’s your brother? 顺便问一句，你哥哥还好么？
 
　　[07:17.18]He’s great. He’s fine. Great. - 他很好，他没事 - 好好好
 
　　[07:19.06]And, uh, don’t forget. 哦，别忘了
 
　　[07:22.86]We’re going hunting Saturday. 这个周六我们要去打猎
 
　　[07:27.06]I’d like to speak to someone regarding franchise opportunities. 我想找专卖代理的负责人
 
　　[07:33.46]Okay. Well, I’d like to leave my cell phone number. 好，我可以留下我的手机号码
 
　　[07:43.42]So, is this your bank? I saw your face on the billboard 15. 这就是你的银行？你都上广告牌了
 
　　[07:47.06]Yeah, I have an ownership interest. 嗯，我有部分所有权
 
　　[07:48.62]You ever go just look at the cash? 你有没有进过金库？
 
　　[07:52.94]Can I get a tour? 能带我参观一圈么？
 
　　[07:56.86]Uh... 呃…
 
　　[07:57.10]- It’s against the rules. - It’s your bank. - 这样做违反规定 - 可这是你的银行
 
　　[07:58.66]- Yeah. And it has rules. - That you make. - 没错，但我们有规定 - 规定也是你定的
 
　　[08:02.62]Tell me something. 跟我说说看
 
　　[08:05.70]Why are you interested in having me mentor you? 你为什么选我做你的导师？
 
　　[08:08.46]You work at a bank. I like money. 因为你在银行工作，我喜欢钞票
 
　　[08:10.50]Right. 哦
 
　　[08:14.22]Um, well, unfortunately, 呃，我很遗憾

　　[08:17.18]it turns out that I may not be able to participate in the program. 我可能无法参加这项计划了
 
　　[08:18.26]My schedule shifted today, and it’s gonna be tight. 我今天的日程临时有变，没有空闲
 
　　[08:22.34]That’s rough. 真倒霉
 
　　[08:22.58]Mm-hmm. 嗯
 
　　[08:22.66]Well, if you do mentor me, could I get a tour? 没关系，如果你愿做我的导师 能不能带我转一圈？
 
　　[08:27.54]Yeah. Let’s play it by ear. 可以，但不是用眼睛看，而是用耳朵听
 
　　[08:29.10]All right. 好吧
 
　　[08:31.58]Thanks, Bill. 谢谢，比尔
 
　　[08:34.34]You bet. 没事
 
　　[09:05.74]Yeah. 嗯
 
　　[09:09.38]Okay, well... Yeah. 那好…好啊
 
　　[09:10.98]Okay, so this Saturday. 说定了，本周六
 
　　[09:15.54]Yes, they’re going hunting all day. 嗯，他们去打猎，要去一整天
 
　　[09:16.78]Trust me. 我没骗你
 
　　[09:20.38]Meet me here at 10. 10点来我家吧
 
　　[09:26.46]Yeah. All right. 嗯，好吧
 
　　[09:38.98]I didn’t know you were home. 我不知道你回来了
 
　　[09:41.82]Where’d you get this? 你从哪儿拿出来的？
 
　　[09:46.78]I really wish you’d listen to the doctor. 你要乖乖听医生的话
 
　　[09:49.90]These are gonna kill you. 这东西会害死你的
 
　　[09:53.34]Were you on the phone? 你刚才在打电话？
 
　　[09:55.22]Yeah. 嗯
 
　　[09:58.18]My mom. 是我妈妈
 
　　[09:59.58]Your mom... Where is she... your mom? 你妈…她在哪儿啊？