单词：Ganges Worms
The worm-like appearance of the puny [Aryan Penis] in both flaccid & erect states is - like our fair skin, narrow noses & inverted lips - a result of millenia of evolutionary adaptation to the need to reduce vascularized surface area & conserve heat in the cold climates of the northern Aryan homelands. This applies both to the [Indo-Aryan Penis] of [Guzaratis], [Marathis], & [Bengalis], as well as to the only slightly larger [Irano-Aryan Penis] of [Punjabis], [Rajputanis] & [Avadhis]. Thus, a study by Dr. Eduardo Gomez de Diego, CEO of Andromedical, concludes: "The smallest averages were found in {North} India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & South Korea 9.6 cm (3.7 in)." (ClickPress, Wed Jan 11 2006). Hence "[Keera]" (worm) is a common Aryan term for "penis", & "Ganges Worm" (from "[Ganga Keera]") is applied to the [Indo-Aryan Penis] when compared to other races.
This is especially when compared to the black [Dravidian Penis] which, by the converse process of evolutionary enlargement for heat dissipation in the hot Dravidian South ([Allen's Rule]), measures amongst the largest in the world, matching the [Negro-Sudanese]. Thus, the [Shudra Penis], even when flaccid, resembles a black serpent, & so is denominated "[Telingana Black Snake]".
> 1) [Sheikh Chilli]: When I pulled down my pyjamas she laughed because all I have is a Ganges Worm down there.
> 2) Amir is jealous of [Shudra] men because his lovely Bibi (wife) Shahzadi cheated on him with [Ravanoo]. Now he wishes he had a [Malabar Black Snake] instead of his Ganges Worm.
> 3) A 2-year study by the Indian Council of Medical Research focussed on the Indo-Aryan cities of New [Delhi],[Chandigarh] & Mumbai finds the [North Indian Penis] much smaller than average: "60% of men in the financial capital [Mumbai] had penises about 2.4 cm (1 inch) shorter than those condoms catered for ... For a further 30%, the difference was at least 5 cm (2 inches)." ("Oversized condoms a headache for many Indian men," Reuters, 8 Dec. 2006)
> 4) Shakeela: Farhan, please move that glass one Ganges Worm to the left ... yes, excellent!
> 5) Shudra Goonda: Aall yoo [Safedoos] (whiteys) having chota lunds (small cocks). So now I change your name to
> "Ganges Worm"! And yoo call me "[Lanka Black Snake]"!
> Moolla Do-Pyaza: Jee, Huzoor (Yes, Sir)! Those are correct names for both of us! Your [Big Black Dravidian Dick] is three times as big as mine when hard!
> Moollani: For once, my Oolloo Shohar (foolish husband) has said something right!
> 6) Sheikh Chilli: I have two names, one by day, one by night!
> Orat (woman): Kesa (How) ?
> Sheikh Chilli: I'm Sheikh Chilli by day. But Orats call me Ganges Worm in bed at night!
> Orat (laughs loudly): That's funny!
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