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[00:00]J:Don't you ever talk about my friends. [00:02]And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. [00:06]So you just stick to the things you know: [00:07]shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor rich drunk mo
[00:01]B:I think of myself as a very very rich... [00:05]But I have been foolish casting my pearls before... [00:09]S:Swine, huh? [00:11]B:Yes, swine! [00:13]And I'm thinking not only of you but your friend, Mr. Mitchell. [00:16]He came here to
[00:03]J:Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, [00:08]I want to apologize about before,OK? [00:10]We were being jerks. Parker's a nice guy and I'd like to get to know him. [00:14]P:Then you better do it now. [00:15]J:Why? [00:16]P:Because I'm going to k
[00:00]N:All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady. [00:09]C'm on, throw in a buck! [00:11]M:Uh,uh, I don't tip. [00:13]N:You don't tip? [00:14]M:I don't tip because society says I have to. [00:16]Alright, I mean, I tip whe
[00:02]B:What's up, Tej? [00:03]T:What's happening, dude? [00:04]B:Thanks for the invite. [00:05]T: No problem at all, man. Just, uh... Just remember me when you wax, all right? [00:11]B:They got deep pockets? [00:14]T:Real deep. [00:17]B:
[00:03]M:Oh my God, are you out of a job? [00:05]R:No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is a huge step down! [00:10]P:Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
[00:01]G:Let's see the dessert cart since dinner is on Mr. Wheeler. [00:05]W:I consider it a moral victory.It could have gone either way. [00:09]D:It's unbelievable! The grand club is three guys who chipped in to buy an old Buick. [00:12]G:Go
[00:01]D:Hey, you're getting good at this! [00:03]They're gonna think you like it! [00:04]E:Pays the bills. How are you, Don? [00:08]D:Huh, it's...day to day. [00:13]E:If she saw how good you look right now, she'd be back. [00:16]I read the O
[00:01]C:I think you'd better take it for a trial spin. [00:03]I don't want any bad word of mouth. [00:05]M:I'd really rather not. Can't we just settle this? [00:08]C:I might as well be perfectly honest with you, ma'am. [00:08]It's not that I d
[00:00]P:I know what you're thinking. [00:02]R:What? [00:03]P:That she's gonna move in with you and maybe then she'll fall in love with you and then [00:07]when she finds out you're already married, she'll just be happy. [00:11]You know? You're
[00:02]A:Don't work me. [00:04]L:I'll walk you through collecting the evidence. [00:07]Just describe the restraints. [00:23]A:They're strange-looking handcuffs. [00:25]They look more like old shackles or something. [00:33]And her feet are are b
[00:01]P:You two have been working on the same case the whole time. [00:04]Why did it take so long to figure it out? [00:06]Only one week, if we believe this. [00:09]G:General Grat, the scientists that you seek are in my employ creating a weapons
[00:01]S:I gotta tell you, Wade, I'm leaning to Jerry's viewpoint here. [00:05]W:Well... [00:05]We gotta protect Jean. We're not holding any cards here, Wade. [00:08]They got them all, so they call the shots. [00:11]W:Well, why, why don't we, S
[00:00]G:What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? [00:02]Hey, Pam, guess what? Daddy's planning a little covert operation in Thailand for the day after the wedding. [00:07]J: I'm sorry, Pam, but your dad is not retired. [00:09]He's still very much i
[00:00]R:I've just gotta get him into a zoo. [00:03]J:How do you get a monkey into a zoo? [00:05]C:I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen. [00:08]R:Well, we're applying to a lot of them. [00:10]And naturally our first choice w
[00:01]J:We are a little in the dark here, but any ideas you may have... [00:04]E:Well, actually, yes, sir, I do. [00:06]And the one I want to try first is this. [00:10]He has not filed a return receipt. [00:12]J:What do you do at the Bureau, M
[00:00]C:So what happened? [00:03]K:He never came. [00:05]C:He stood you up. [00:06]K:I wouldn't exactly characterize it in that way. [00:09]I think something happened. Something terrible and unexpected that made it impossible for him to... [
[00:01]Sm:My dear Senator, it may be customary out on the prairie to take French leave of people and not show up for five hours. [00:07]Sa:Oh, I'm very sorry about that, Miss Saunders. [00:10]You,you are Miss Saunders, aren't you? [00:11]Mo:Yea
[00:01]U:Of all the lousy, jerkological, cheap-shot stickups, this has gotta take the cake! [00:06]K:You got that right. [00:06]U:Robbed by a householder, doing a robbery. [00:10]Terrible, Kevin, terrible. [00:14]K:You're laughing at me? [00:
[00:04]G:Brucy, you and the exquisite Julie Madison have been going out forever. [00:08]Are you going to tie the knot? [00:11]B:Uh, Marriage? Uh, uh, Marriage? Uh, uh.You want to give me a hand here? [00:17]J:Bruce and I are recklessly in love.