Language Points The TV is off. I took a day off. I'm off today. I'm off to bed right now. Our wedding is off. 20% OFF Buy an iPhone 5s and get $50 off. I'm off to see a movie. I think your friend is a little off.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(43) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

Language Points try a nibble of your food dig in ingest it devoured gobble up your food wolf down your food pig out on it polished it off cleaned your plate

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Language Points really sad about (something) really sad (to hear) upset / unhappy about (something) a little down down in the dumps a bit depressed miserable in pieces distraught (pronounced dis trort) devastated heart-broken absolutely gutted

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

Language Points Keep your hair on! Don't lose your temper. Calm down! Take it easy! Don't let it get to you. Turn the other cheek. Don't get your knickers in a twist!

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Language Points two timer freeloader liar cheater jinx kept woman the other woman/man home-wrecker cheapskate gold digger SOB=son of a bitch

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Language Points 1. You scared me! 你吓死我了! 2. I am freaked out! 吓死我了! 3. I am frightened out of my wits! 我的魂都被吓飞了! 4. That nearly scared me to death! 我差点被吓死! 5. Spiders scare me stiff. 蜘蛛把我吓

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Language Points 1. I've got the runs. 2. I'm constipated. 3. It hurts when I breathe. 4. I feel dizzy. 5. I can't step down on my feet. 6. I've got goose bumps. 7. I feel nauseous. 8. Gag me with a spoon. 9. It makes my blood run cold. 10. I almost p

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Language Points 1.Spend time with people over the age of 70 under and the age of 6. 2.Eat breakfast like a king, lunch as priest and dinner like a hopper. 3.No one is in charge of your happiness except yourself. 4.Love yourself because you are unique

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Language Points tipsy 微醉的 buzzed 醉了 wasted 喝大了 hammered 酩酊大醉 DUI(Driving Under the Influence) 酒驾 He was arrested for DUI.

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Language Points 1. I hate you the least. 我最不讨厌你。 2. You're the one I text when I'm drunk. 你是那个我喝醉的时候唯一想传短信的人。 3. If you're a burger, I'm a burger. 如果你是一个汉堡,那我也是汉堡。 4.

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Language Points 1.Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery. 2.Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent. 3.Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 4.Become th

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Language Points 1. 近生 blue rare; 2. 一分熟 rare; 3. 三分熟 medium rare; 4. 五分熟 medium; 5. 七分熟 medium well; 6. 全熟 well done

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

Language Points 1. I remember during sex ed a kid asked if you could pee while having s*x. 2. I remember in s*x ed when a guy asked if a girl eats a taco will she taste like a taco? 3. Omg I just remembered in my s*x ed class last year a guy asked if

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

Language Points 1.Half The 70:30 split you make when your mum tells you to share the last biscuit. 2.SimilarA resemblance in appearance that you emphatically deny exists, because you are obviously far better looking. 3.RemoteThe little box that contr

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

Language Points 1.Misleading Music 2.Death Threat 3.A Little Birdie Told Me... 4.The Seed Situation

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Language Points 1.Your heartbeat will speed up or slow down to match the music youre listening to. 2.Listening to sad music can actually improve the listeners mood. 3.Music can make food taste better. 4.Music at a moderate volume can up your creativi

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Language Points 1. What should I do with my hands? 2. Where the hell is my phone? 3. Should I go out in this? 4. Why does time pass so slowly? 5. Should I leave the house today? 6. Why do cats only want affection when we have shit to do?

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Language Points 抱歉,暂无文本

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(33) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

Language Points 1.deliver a baby 接生 expecting a baby 怀孕 2. acry-baby 容易哭的人,爱哭的人,动不动就哭的人 Don't be such a cry-baby. I hardly touched you. 别动不动就哭,我都没碰你。 3.sleep like a baby 形容睡的

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

Language Points iPhone6s rose gold 大妈金 iPad Pro apple pencil smart keyboard bucks 美金

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