A man of the state of Chu had a spear and a shield for sale．Hew as loud in praises of his shield．My shield is so strong that nothing can pierce it through． He also sang praises of his spear．My spear is so sharp that it can pierce through anyt
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Sam Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky, So, Becky, I waswondering... Have you ever cheated on me?Becky replies, Oh Sam, why would you ask such aquestion now? You don't want to ask that question...Yes, Becky, I
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A French class was struggling with the problem that nouns in that languagehave gender. Was it 'le' computer or 'la' computer? The teacher dividedthe class by gender and told them to come up with suggestions. The women believed computers should be mas
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During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be cel
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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the threeengineers buy only a single ticket. How are three people going to travel on only one ticket? as
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Turkey and football 火鸡与足球 The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Ev
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A mother and daughter team are toasting their incredible success at one of the world's top beauty pageants. 一对母女组合在世界顶级选美比赛中取得了不可思议的成功。 Sarah Louise Pritchard, 41, and Ella Ravenscroft, 18, were c
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The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached theirroom, when the piqued (愤怒
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A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explaine
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A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at the doctor, smiled seductively, and said in a very sexy voice, Hi there handsome. How
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A man walked into a doctor's examining room. Put out your tongue, the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. 0. K. You can put your tongue back now. the doctor said. it's clear what's wrong with you . You need more exercise.But,
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Magic, it turns out, is a highly addictive thing - and when it comes to the intricate fictional world of JK Rowling, fans can rarely get enough. 事实上，魔法这东西很容易上瘾，而提起JK.罗琳笔下错综复杂的魔幻世界更是让人
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How a New World bird came to be named after countries halfway around the globe. 这种新世界的鸟类为什么会以半个地球外的国家的名字来命名。 Within the turkey lies the tangled history of the world. 在土耳其境内有着错综
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Croquet With the Queen The prettiest flowers in the garden were the roses. There were some on a small tree. Alice stopped to look at them. They were white roses, but three gardeners were working hard, trying to make them red. Why are they doing that?
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机动车驾驶证的英文： motor vehicle driving license motor是什么意思： n. 汽车；发动机 v. 乘汽车；以汽车载运 adj. 机动的；汽车的 motor maintainer 自动养路机 motorized troops 摩托化的部队 Work experience
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My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. What kind of bird? my sister asked. I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest, replied the child. Then, can yo
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A guest in a posh (时髦的，华丽的）hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile, Good Morning, sir. What a wonderfulmorning! I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked tha
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A crane and a crow made a league on oath，providing that the crane should protect the crow against other birds，and that the crow should foretell the future，so that the crane could be on her guard．After this，they flew as usual into the fields
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As Aesop's lion was going to the forest in company with an ass，who was to assist him with his terrible voice，an impertinent crow called to him from a tree：A pretty companion！Are you not ashamed of yourself to be walking with an ass？Whomsoev
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