时间:2019-02-04 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.  At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the threeengineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on  only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

    They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram 1 into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

    The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all!).

    When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment 2, the engineers buy no tickets at all.

    "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed 3 accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

    When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward 4, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding.  He knocks on the door and says, "ticket please."



v.填塞,塞满,临时抱佛脚,为考试而学习
  • There was such a cram in the church.教堂里拥挤得要命。
  • The room's full,we can't cram any more people in.屋里满满的,再也挤不进去人了。
n.惊奇,惊异
  • They heard him give a loud shout of astonishment.他们听见他惊奇地大叫一声。
  • I was filled with astonishment at her strange action.我对她的奇怪举动不胜惊异。
adj.不知所措的
  • The farmer felt the cow,went away,returned,sorely perplexed,always afraid of being cheated.那农民摸摸那头牛,走了又回来,犹豫不决,总怕上当受骗。
  • The child was perplexed by the intricate plot of the story.这孩子被那头绪纷繁的故事弄得迷惑不解。
adv.后来;以后
  • Let's go to the theatre first and eat afterward. 让我们先去看戏,然后吃饭。
  • Afterward,the boy became a very famous artist.后来,这男孩成为一个很有名的艺术家。
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学英语单词
A.P.F.
acetic peracid
adsorbed lubricating film
all-electric control
alphanumerical character set
B.G.
bad-tasting
bandaid
barnacled
belabored
beta-endorphin
boardage
Botemola
bursting height
C.J.
Cacapava
call at a port
career women
child's
Cicekdagi
clusters of differentiation 4
cobalt button
coloration of tone
colorimetric diagram
curl type
dead weight capacity
Disse space
Dominase
Doumba Bélo
drum sanders
dual metal reforming catalyst
dynamic flipflop
elgin marbless
energy awareness
fifth lateran councils
Fimbristylis quinquangularis
finish sb off
first-naming
flashguns
Friedricksgabe
gaberlunzie
Granmankondre
ground distance relays
ha'pennies
Hannut
hind quarters
Hungarian notation
immunocompromises
infrared laser methane alarm
jockey for position
joint corporation
kabulov
Khun Tan, Doi
Langer girder
language form conversational computing
larcenous intent
levo-rotatory substance
message capacity
microdendron sinense broth.
Morrison Waite
multi-user data flow architecture
myelogenous
natural parameter
Nilki
niobium isotope
non-chromaffin paraganglion
out of bounds
owner's equity
Penck, Cape
perimidines
pile welding
propenamides
Pyrola tschanbaischanica
quick-lift attachment
Report on Inspection of Port State Control
rewashed
rice sheath blight
rite of degradation
safety lamp mine
sheathed plug
ship haven
shower axis
sitting up
small-farm
solar colors
spatter
spinach ferredoxin
stump spud
switching-impulse test
teres major muscle
this
top half outer casing
Trigonobalanus
ucws
unpresentability
vallevarite
vollit
voterships
wear-resistant material
wipe sth off sth
wouldn't think it past someone