Two Peasants

Once upon a time two peasants attempted to pass each other，and their sledges became entangled One cried，Get out of my way；I must get to the town as quickly as possible；and the other said，You get out of my way；I must get home as quickly as

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为什么美国犹太人圣诞节期间吃中国菜

If there's a single identifiable moment when Jewish Christmasthe annual American tradition where Jews overindulge on Chinese food on December 25transitioned from kitsch into codified custom, it was during Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan's 2010 conf

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你在哪个国家的人眼里更加性感

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it seems that often it is even more powerful if that beholder is from a different country. 人们都说情人眼里出西施，但似乎异国人往往更能欣赏你的美。 Much like how peop

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“说中文太俗了”

第三日：周笨驰的大话：“说中文太俗了” 有了咖啡厅当场和洋美眉开口说英语的经历，周笨驰开始信心百倍，有空就去星巴克和老外主动搭话，晚上更

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Seagulls

Seagulls A man who lived by the sea loved seagulls．Every morning at daybreak he would go to the seaside and play with the gulls．Hundreds of gulls would come to him and not fly away．His father said，I heard that seagulls like to play with you．

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Looking for a companion

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. Back came the answer: Marry a penguin. Notes: (1) bachelor n.单身汉(2) perfect adj.完美的(3)

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Little Red Coat

There was a little girl. She lived with her mother in a hut near the forest. One day the mother got some red cloth; she took her needle and she made a red coat for the little girl. She put the coat on the little girl, and said, I shall call you Littl

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没有对比就没有伤害! 别再嫌弃颜值低的小伙伴了!

Researchers have discovered that our judgements of people vary according to the company they keep and if their companion is a plain Jane or a dull Dave, they seem far more appealing. 研究人员们发现，我们对人们的判断会根据他们的同

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Interviewed By Chief Of Police

A blonde was being interviewed by the Chief of Police for an opening in the local Police Department. The chief said that before I hire you I have to ask a few questions. Chief: First how much is 1 and 1. Blonde ElevenChief: Well I guess I will accept

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The KitThe Kite

A kite，which had been taken by the wind to soar above the clouds，called out to a butterfly down below in the valley．I can assure you that I can scarcely make you out．Confess now that you feel envious when you watch my so lofty flight． Envio

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It's a Puzzlement

I asked a colleague of mine how he liked the shirt his daughter had given him as a gift. The color and the design are nice, he said. But the sleeves are three inches too long.I suggested that perhaps it was made for a much taller man. I don't think s

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瑞典报告称北京雾霾有60余种耐药菌

Scientists have identified bacterial genes that lead to antibiotic resistance, including several that can be resistant to most powerful antibiotics, in air samples from Beijing, which is frequently cloaked in heavy smog, 科学家已经在北京的空气

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The motorbike accident

There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anesthetic(麻药）, the doctor was leaning over him anxiously. Son, he said, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is

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《闪电侠》第三季10月回归

For those of you paying attention to movie director Kevin Smith on Instagram, you know he's journeyed back to Vancouver as he prepares to helm his second episode of The Flash. After directing Season 2's The Runaway Dinosaur -- widely regarded as the

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A Plumber

My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her request was ignored. In desperation, as she departed one afternoon she left h

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The Story of a Snail

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. I really can't remember, the snail replied. You see, it all happened so fast.Notes: (1) snail n.蜗牛(2

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在家也能轻松美甲 无需费事找美甲店

Secret #1: Cuticle oil is a lifesaver. 秘诀1：指缘护理油是救命稻草。 When your nails look sad and you dont have time for a full manicure, cuticle oil can moisturize dry skin. Olive oil or coconut oil will also work perfectly. 指甲不好

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The Snipe and the Clam

Just as a clam came out to bask in the sun a snipe pecked at its flesh．The clam closed its shell and squeezed the snipe's beak．If it does not rain today and it does not rain tomorrow，you will be a dead clam，said the snipe．If you cannot free

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Deathly Vices

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, If any of you indulge in your vices (恶习）on

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Christmas Gift

A Christmas survey showed that men spend more time looking for gifts for their bosses than for their wives, but women spend more time shopping for their pets than their spouses. This wouldn't happen if spouses remembered the truth. Your wife is the b

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