A well-known Chinese popstar accidentally revealed she was lip-synching instead of singing during a televised concert by brandishing her microphone the wrong way around. 知名中国流行歌手在电视直播音乐会上拿反话筒,一个明显的翻

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When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's on

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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, I'm the Boss. He then taped it to his office door. Later th

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PARIS, Feb. 9 (Xinhua) -- French capital Paris unveiled the logo for its bid to host the 2024 Olympic and Paralympic Games at the Arc de Triomphe at 20:24 local time on Tuesday. 新华社巴黎2月9日电当地时间9日(星期二)晚20:24分

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A snake,having made his hole close to the porch of a cottage,inflicted a severe bite on the cottager's infant son,of which he died,to the great grief of his parents.The father resolved to kill the snake,and the next day,on its coming ou

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A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, If I can guess how many there are, may I have one? The shepherd thought it unlikely the man would guess the e

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你若在第一次约会时发现约会对象有对自己撒谎的迹象,你很有可能是猜对了。 根据一项最新调查,大多数英国男人在和可发展为情侣的女性第一次约会时,为了给对方留下深刻印象试图或已

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The Cock and the Jewel As a cock was scratching up the straw in a farmyard,in search of food for the hens,he hit upon a jewel that by some chance had found its way there.Ho!said he,you are a very fine thing,no doubt,to those who prize y

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The Worrler of Qi A man of the state of Qi was afraid that the sky would fall down and the earth would cave in.The thought that he would not be able to find shelter when that happened worried him so much that he had no appetite for food and slept v

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Troubling Times 令人不安的时代 At the conclusion of this last political election (ending with my beloved country being more divided than ever) a friend wrote me a letter sharing her fears and concerns for the future. She ended it with this sen

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Think you've got the Vikings pegged? With all the caricatures and stereotypes out there, there's probably a lot you've never heard about the seafaring Scandinavians who raided and settled coastal sites in the British Isles and beyond between the nint

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Kirstie Alley has been cast in Scream Queens Season 2 as a series regular, Variety has learned. Variety了解到,柯尔斯蒂艾利客串《尖叫皇后》第二季哦。 Alley will play a brilliant and devious administrator at the C.U.R.E. Institu

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Psychiatrist 精神病医生 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come to me three ti

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BBC News Some call it extreme narcissism, for others, it is just a bit of fun. For Estee Lauder, the selfie is a trend that has helped drive a rise in make-up sales. Cosmetics was the fastest growing division for the company for the full-year to 30 J

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Graveyard Scare 墓地惊魂 One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving. There was this terrify

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Two artists, Sun Xun and Zhou Tao, use video to explore Chinas industrialization and environmental degradation. 孙逊和周滔这两位艺术家用录像探索中国的工业化和环境恶化。 Mr Suns Mythological Time is a surreal, at times over

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Darryl and Harold were in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the bestpatients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deemed cured and free to go. Darryl was called into the doctor

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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, Well, I could throw ten

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一部《花千骨》让赵丽颖红透半边天,但她的恋情却一直令人捉摸不定。日前,有网友爆料赵丽颖恋上海高富帅,让我们一起去看看这位神秘帅哥吧! More photos of Zhao Liyings secret Chinese New Year

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A rich man lived near a tanner, and not liking the unpleasant smell of the tan-yard,he pressed his neighbour to move. The tanner put off his departure from time to time,saying that he would remove soon .But in fact,he still continued to s

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