时间:2019-02-07 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


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Psychiatrist 1

精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"  Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink 2. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."  How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.  Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred bucks 3 a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."  "Is that so! How?"  He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!!


杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生,我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候,我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了!”“给我一年时间,”医生说,“每周来三次,我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了,“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问。“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了!”



n.精神病专家;精神病医师
  • He went to a psychiatrist about his compulsive gambling.他去看精神科医生治疗不能自拔的赌瘾。
  • The psychiatrist corrected him gently.精神病医师彬彬有礼地纠正他。
n.收缩,萎缩;vi.收缩,退缩,萎缩;vt.使收缩
  • Washing wool in hot water will shrink it.在热水中洗毛织品会使其缩水。
  • This cloth won't shrink when it's washed.这种布下水不缩。
n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 );钱;(英国十九世纪初的)花花公子;(用于某些表达方式)责任v.(马等)猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 );抵制;猛然震荡;马等尥起后蹄跳跃
  • They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
  • They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》
标签: Psychiatrist
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abbreviated keyword
absol
analog-to-digital conversion noise
arng
articular fossa
asset structure
atitlan
balanced value
barge carrier system or barge carrying ship
Baskerville, John
biosatellite
blotting
bvus
campholyptus
carbonizing by calcining
closed convex hull
computer professional
computer simulation language
concrete bars
converting process
Curone, Torrente
cycloheptene
Damparis
date mark
department of sociology
development cost plan
direct contact heater
engineering software
estrisio-
excess of cost over net assets acquired
explications
export-marketing capability
fairy money
filicinoside
finniss
flat tea roasting machine with many groove type
florovite
frequent flier miles
full scale seakeeping trials
gambier, gambir
Gissing, George (Robert)
greenish yellows
grey hole
guaiapate
gymnasium lighting
haoles
heritable immunodeficiency
high-strength low-allow steel
Hooge Zwaluwe
hydrated stock
Ilex kobuskiana
in a ... fashion
in voice
inimic remedies
iodomethyl cyanide
jar proof
leather fluffing
leprosy of liver
leukocyte infiltration
lossless line
masking period
maximal common subgraph
meteorologic elements
mnemonic instruction code
mudchutes
multicell battery
multiple unit knitting machine
Nageli's method
Nain rug
native language
neck guard
normalized plot
null brush
operational control key
otic notch
oversized protection device
paper money in its narrow sense
Ph chromosome
Phocean
picrolichenin
premillennial
pummy
regenerates
reinforced concrete storage
reisolations
scipio africanuss
serum creatinine
spring-loaded catch
storage bit
supersonic waves detection method for location partial discharge
supervirus
surface soils
Swabia
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
theasaurus
times-ten-to-the-power-choice
TM (transfer memory)
tondal
unnamed principal
utero ovarian artery
wheel chock
wood fender