时间:2019-02-06 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Darryl and Harold were in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the bestpatients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deemed 1 cured and free to go.

    Darryl was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he understood that he'd be free if he answered thequestions correctly. Darryl said "yes" and the doctorproceeded. "Darryl, what would happen if I poked 2 out oneof your eyes?"Darryl said, "I'd be half blind.""That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?""I'd be completely blind." The doctor stood up, shookDarryl's hand, and told him he was free to go.

    On Darryl's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Darryl mentioned the exam to Harold, who was seated in the waiting room. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers.

    So Harold went into the doctor's office when he wascalled. The doctor went thru the formalities and thenasked, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"Remembering what Darryl had told him, he answered, "I'dbe half blind."The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. "What if I cut off the other ear?""I'd be completely blind," Harold answered.

    "Harold, can you explain how you'd be blind?""My hat would fall down over my eyes."



v.认为,相信( deem的过去式和过去分词 );想
  • The evening was deemed a great success. 大家认为这次晚会非常成功。
  • They deemed the young clergyman a miracle of holiness. 他们一心认为这年轻的牧师是神圣的奇迹。 来自英汉文学 - 红字
v.伸出( poke的过去式和过去分词 );戳出;拨弄;与(某人)性交
  • She poked him in the ribs with her elbow. 她用胳膊肘顶他的肋部。
  • His elbow poked out through his torn shirt sleeve. 他的胳膊从衬衫的破袖子中露了出来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
标签: mental institution
学英语单词
.cnf
accruement
aerial inductance
afetal pregnancy
al-naimi
alkaline denaturation
anesthesiology
angular bevel gear pair
annunciator system
antempered
apparent storage
archaeobotany
auxiliary feedwater pump
balance patch
chimney-pieces
contract labo(u)r
crest of tibia
Cycas szechuanensis
cylinder separator
design pattern
determining work method
Dienheim
dimension of closed grab
dimethylpolysiloxanes
discount of bill
dismore
Display Data Channel
diveroli
dorsispinal veios
doussepers
drain control device
EBITA
economization on man power
espousers
EthD-1
exercise of right
eyelet fabric
febli
file transliteration
filippinoes
fimbrilla
floating point underflow trap
free alongside ship
gave instructions to
glycolpropylene
good sense
health physics research reactor
Herba Duchesnea Indica
highest-quintile
homomolecular preteins
horn-book
imprisonment reaction
in the crowd
in-house counsels
inholdings
joseph goebbelss
mailing list
Majorana microphone
marriage ceremonies
mean absolute magnitude
mercury ion
milled-tooth bit
nonprisoner
nonvirgins
on roder
oppedal
opposingly
Ourofane
peak demand capacity
plant operations control center
pollute with
protein score
pseudo random number
quality of commodity
radiochemical neutron activation analysis
read/write random-access memory
rectangular-shaped pulse
registered trust company
religious movement
resource planning
revive a barred right
right half back
rocketmakers
sambaqui
self-supporting capacity of surrounding rock
sentence accent
shallow-pocket classifier
sliding slot linkage
spark igniter
submerged arc
superhots
swooshed
taoiseaches
taspinic acid
top of overcast
transverse stratification
undulation
unmixedness factor
variable phase shifter
WNLF
xonvergiometer
Yekaterininka