时间:2019-02-06 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Darryl and Harold were in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the bestpatients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deemed 1 cured and free to go.

    Darryl was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he understood that he'd be free if he answered thequestions correctly. Darryl said "yes" and the doctorproceeded. "Darryl, what would happen if I poked 2 out oneof your eyes?"Darryl said, "I'd be half blind.""That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?""I'd be completely blind." The doctor stood up, shookDarryl's hand, and told him he was free to go.

    On Darryl's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Darryl mentioned the exam to Harold, who was seated in the waiting room. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers.

    So Harold went into the doctor's office when he wascalled. The doctor went thru the formalities and thenasked, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"Remembering what Darryl had told him, he answered, "I'dbe half blind."The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. "What if I cut off the other ear?""I'd be completely blind," Harold answered.

    "Harold, can you explain how you'd be blind?""My hat would fall down over my eyes."



v.认为,相信( deem的过去式和过去分词 );想
  • The evening was deemed a great success. 大家认为这次晚会非常成功。
  • They deemed the young clergyman a miracle of holiness. 他们一心认为这年轻的牧师是神圣的奇迹。 来自英汉文学 - 红字
v.伸出( poke的过去式和过去分词 );戳出;拨弄;与(某人)性交
  • She poked him in the ribs with her elbow. 她用胳膊肘顶他的肋部。
  • His elbow poked out through his torn shirt sleeve. 他的胳膊从衬衫的破袖子中露了出来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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a hat trick
a particular genetic system
aloof
alteration on entries in the register
amount tendered
antenniferum
apm
Ave Maria, Ave Mary
Balashikha
basedowified goiter
batten wall
be a brick
be teeming with
be the talk of somewhere
Bible thump
biznatch
broom brush
buffing paste
Carpoblepharis
cast coated paper/board
Claisen condensation
class-bounds
coating solution
colo(u)r difference acuity
comyse
cracks of doom
Daviesia
day-tripping
dollarizing
double diode-pentode
drainage controller
drying system
East Houston
electrical shock protective device
enlargens
epidendrons
facies anterior (brachii)
flashlight powder
fringing distance
galey
grovetown
harvard standard regions
heat bonded fabric
high moor peat
inherited tectonics
intermediate frequency integration
isoamyl ethyl barbituric acid
Isthmus-Mecayapan Nahuatl
kill-crazy
lethe butleri periscelis
lifting spring
mackaroon
manganese dioxide
Marionchol
meningeal block
moris
multiple-level station
multipurpose trailer chassis
nickel base alloy covered electrode
nonshameful
Nārāvan Nadī
outer halo
overflattering
Paasche's index
Paranapanema, R.
patentholders
phonograms
phylloaetioporphyrin
pit central
plane stress fracture toughness
potash metasomatism
prime field
probe aeeply into
Psychosecial
pusus
quality-based
quick coupling with cylindrical heads
raber
radiation-initiated polymerization
reduced mapping cone
regula-tory
ronghage
rotary drum feeder
seed sorter
serpigos
set the question at rest
slip stopper
slorm
songes
starve
stationary anticyclone
subcommands
surh
tantalum(v) oxide
teletype circuit
tomlins
transistor relay
tuyle
two-storied gallery
Uliastay Gol
undercover operations
wideband-RF channel