时间:2019-02-06 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Darryl and Harold were in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the bestpatients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deemed 1 cured and free to go.

    Darryl was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he understood that he'd be free if he answered thequestions correctly. Darryl said "yes" and the doctorproceeded. "Darryl, what would happen if I poked 2 out oneof your eyes?"Darryl said, "I'd be half blind.""That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?""I'd be completely blind." The doctor stood up, shookDarryl's hand, and told him he was free to go.

    On Darryl's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Darryl mentioned the exam to Harold, who was seated in the waiting room. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers.

    So Harold went into the doctor's office when he wascalled. The doctor went thru the formalities and thenasked, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"Remembering what Darryl had told him, he answered, "I'dbe half blind."The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. "What if I cut off the other ear?""I'd be completely blind," Harold answered.

    "Harold, can you explain how you'd be blind?""My hat would fall down over my eyes."



v.认为,相信( deem的过去式和过去分词 );想
  • The evening was deemed a great success. 大家认为这次晚会非常成功。
  • They deemed the young clergyman a miracle of holiness. 他们一心认为这年轻的牧师是神圣的奇迹。 来自英汉文学 - 红字
v.伸出( poke的过去式和过去分词 );戳出;拨弄;与(某人)性交
  • She poked him in the ribs with her elbow. 她用胳膊肘顶他的肋部。
  • His elbow poked out through his torn shirt sleeve. 他的胳膊从衬衫的破袖子中露了出来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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学英语单词
abscessions
Ada language
air cylinder valve stem
at bar
atom model
B.M.E.
bazemore
begays
bentwaters
bilirubin calcium stone
buzzword compliant
calfdozers
Capgemini
central tendon of diaphragm
circumvallate papilla
comparative unit
consumption price index
continuous oscillation
cross masking
cup-and-ball
current pass book
cusin
dispatch case
downtime
driveabilities
drown in sth
Dunkerque
edge rail
embed in
esaf
eutectic powder
exactiy
expense adjunct account
far infrared gear
fault diagnosis system
fusarium avenaceum
gilli-danda
good Goddess
group modulator
hoffers
immunotropic
incendiary hand grenade
incremental tape drive
inferior pancreaticoduodenal artery
initial evidence
intake airflow
interstratified beds
irrecognizant
journal bearing babbit metal lining room
La Bresse
Lajedão
loading routine (input routine)
maleficent
mass-cultural
Mavrommati
mersing
metallic solid solution
Myrtus communis
neurosensorial
non-hereditary
NOPR
offset power steering
oncorhynchus masou var. ishikawae
over-recorded
Owen Stanley Ra.
oxyphile
pawnticket
phouthangs
picture chasing
pipe junction
plantar ligament
playnts
plunge method
plungest
predominately
pudding-prick
real situation
resist-dyeing
runner shoe
sepsin
single frame power hammer
sizable
sound intensity analyzer
spit mark
stangor
steam cooled slag
subacute hepatitis sequestrans
system tape (systap)
tachyrhythmias
Taira Tadamori
temperature-decreased pressure reducer
TGL
trigona fibrosa
twin-rails
unelaborate
uniformity ratio
Uninstall software
upper error limit
vait
vanadic bromide
wheel-web-rolling mill
wordpad