Desperation

One night, as a couple laid down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turned over and said, I'm sorry, honey, I've got a Gynecologist(妇科医生) appointment tomorrow.The husband, rejecte

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Single man at the supermarket

A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and

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这些脑洞大开的中英穿越体

有人在围脖发了一条十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young。于是后来就有了人类都无法阻止中英穿越体了！！真真中英高境界！ 众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。 云中谁寄锦书来

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The Sleeping Princess

The Sleeping Princess I Once there was a King and a Queen. For many years they had wanted a child, and no child had come to them. Then the Queen had a child. It was a girl. The King was very glad. You know what a fairy is. Many fairies lived near the

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If Life Were Like A Computer

If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjust

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A Holiday from School

Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He spent more time at h

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Job Technique

Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced,

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盘点那些有点“二”的英文短语

1.put two and two together 根据事实推理 例句：If we put two and two together, we might come up with the right answer. 如果根据事实推理，我们就能得出正确答案。 2.two heads are better than one 人多智广;三个臭皮匠，顶

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Don't sell that cow 别卖那头牛

Don't sell that cow 别卖那头牛 The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.

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Three at Dawn and Four at Dusk

Three at Dawn and Four at Dusk In the state of Song there was a man who kept monkeys．He was very fond of monkeys and kept a large number of them．He could understand the monkeys and they could also understand him．He reduced the amount of food fo

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2016全英音乐奖：阿黛尔成最大赢家

2016年全英音乐奖（Brit Awards）于北京时间2月25日凌晨颁奖完毕，Adele拿下年度专辑、年度单曲、英国女歌手和全球成就奖四座重量级大奖，可谓当场最大赢家。James Bay获得英国男歌手奖，Catfi

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A Hasty Interruption

The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s.I assured her we could help and sought the assistanc

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Open-book exam 开卷考试

Open-book exam 开卷考试 ON THE DAY of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over

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A Preacher's Topic

A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex. Thinking quickly, he replied, I'm talking about sailing.Oh, that's

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数百万的中国观众着迷西方电视剧

Laura Carmichael in Downton Abbey, which attracted an audience of 160 million viewers. Photograph: Nick Briggs/AP 劳拉卡尔迈克尔在唐顿庄园剧照，该剧吸引了一亿六千万观众。 数百万的中国观众着迷西方电视剧1.jpg

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The Pool of Tears

The Pool of Tears Alice grew bigger. How quickly I'm growing! she said. And then, Oh! she cried, as her head hit the ceiling. I must go into that garden, she thought. This hall is too small for me now.She took the little golden key and went quickly t

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Over too soon

A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says, I'm so disappointed! It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off(索取高价，偷窃）!!The wife replies, Good! Now you know how

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Yes, There is

My wife came home yesterday and said, Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is.I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器）. I thought for a moment, then said, You know, I don't mean this o

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The vigil by the Tree Stump

In the state of Song there was a farmer in whose fields stood a tree stump．A hare which was running very fast dashed against the stump and died，having broken its neck．So the farmer abandoned his plough and waited by the tree stump，hoping to g

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世界最小西瓜萌翻网友 一口一个嘎嘣脆

The rare Pepquino melon measures just an over inch (3cm) from tip-to-tip but has the identical external pattern and distinctive shape of traditional watermelons. 稀有的佩普基诺西瓜有着和传统西瓜相同的条纹和截然不同的形状，

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