Unfaithful 3 times
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary 1 and Sam says to Becky, "So, Becky, I waswondering... Have you ever cheated on me?"Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such aquestion now? You don't want to ask that question...""Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please...""Well, all right, 3 times...""3, hmmm, well when were they?""Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan 2?... Remember, one day the bank president himself came over the house and signedthe loan papers, no questions asked?... Well...""Oh, Becky, you did that for me?! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me... So when was number 2?""Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky 3 operation, and no surgeon wanted to touch you?... Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgeryhimself and then you were in good shape again?... Well....""Oh my god!! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life... I couldn't have a more wonderful wife... To do such a thing, you must really love me darling... I couldn't be more moved... So, all right then, when was number 3?""Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the school board.... And you were 47 votes short...."
- They celebrate their wedding anniversary annually.他们每年庆祝一番结婚纪念日。
- Today is my parents'30th wedding anniversary.今天是我父母结婚30周年纪念日。
- I asked the bank to help me with a loan.我请银行给我一笔贷款。
- Has the bank okayed your request for a loan?银行批准你的贷款要求了吗？