时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!" "Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."



一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的美女,看到他们十分惊奇,她说:“嗨,Teddy,你好吗?”夫妇俩到了他们自己的房间,愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释:“那女人是谁?!”“冷静点,宝贝,”新郎说:“我得对她解释你是谁,这已经足够烦死我了。”



学英语单词
Allantosoma
allergic contact urticaria
amphiarthroses
antacidine
antennarias
anti-fungal
astronomical transit
Atactopora
atomic safety and licensing appeal boards
behavio(u)r sociology
bit level linear recurrence
capriccioso
cella
chevilles
CMPS
cold cathode counter
cold meats
commend sth to sb's care
commutative element
complete review of all transactions
compressed air pipe line
convolute lamination
copyright page
cryptodires
daguerreotypic
desperate straitss
dewikify
dimethyltryptamines
dipchick
dipole diffusion
direct dialing system
disordering
driving cab
dye pack
ecto-ATPases
estuarine geomorphology
exonym
fibrinolytic
free radical induced catalysis
froggish
fuse-disconnector
group method
hyphen drop
ice sherbet
impulse blades
indirect question
International Working man's Association
Iris pandurata
Jorjan, Sea of
Leonidas
maceoin
materiel collecting point
needs-assessment
Niatross
office productivity
oil seal lip
okies
open one's eyes to
optical-beam splitting
oxide-(fuelled)breeder
parenchymatous degeneration
peace feeler
pediatric dermatology
periplastronal
physico-theology
plonky
powder magazine
power circuitry
preimagined
President Harding
primary urinary duct
quick return motion
rapid flow
reflected power
repraise
sea-weary
secondary depot
seeth
shaping deconvolution
shed room
sipcar
spectrocolorimetry
spinoidal
spongy bone
steam by-pass
sublimation heat
substandard meter
sullenberger
surface street
swiveling mechanism
TCDF (tandem compound doubleflow)
television camera lens
thinking twice
thundercunt
tidi
touch bases
tracing out
Trichomycteridae
weather avoidance radar
when-issued stock
xenomyza vitripennis