时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!" "Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."



一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的美女,看到他们十分惊奇,她说:“嗨,Teddy,你好吗?”夫妇俩到了他们自己的房间,愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释:“那女人是谁?!”“冷静点,宝贝,”新郎说:“我得对她解释你是谁,这已经足够烦死我了。”



学英语单词
adversary inspection
al-faisal
ambe
Ammannia baccifera
annual rate of profit
availabilities
baby's-breath
base ost
beer-cellar
benefit of inventory
bentsides
Bertrandville
BigLaw
bills of rights
breviaries
brymer
Buxus mollicula
cavazos
channel hopping
Class Days
confocal ellipsoid
crinoid
DAW (dry active waste)
dead to sb's feeling
deflourish
delayed blanking signal
descaling agent
dorsal ramus (or dorsal branch)
drop-error
elatum
electrokinetically
Elsholtzia saxatilis
envyfreeness
ergostanol
export-based
extension of algebra
fell home
filling-water monitoring
fix-point induction method
fling away on
flotation concentraction method
gemingas
general specifications
glance sideways
grassing up
Haliri
handyman
hexylthiophenes
itai-itai diseae
konarite (connarite)
launch games
live-steam
local oscillation frequency
Lyon-Horgan's operation
maximum limit of size
moisture-density relationship
moon blindnesses
mountain arc
N-acetyl-dl-methionine
neuropathic
northern suburbs
Norzine
one last time
out-of-balance voltage
palpatopercussion
paramphistome
Patrinia speciosa
period of element in group
pneumatic system for drilling-production equipment
public liability insurance
pyloric
recreational geography
region of runoff
remondite-(Ce)
sacko
Sao Tome
schiffner
search coil
shell still
singular orbit
skin layer
slag patch
solution procedure
sopherics
spare memory cell
spie-woman
spilling
Stepnoy
supra-national authority
Suzukia luchuensis
symmetric(al)
tear his away
teardowns
total capacity of resin
true blackberries
ultracrisp
watneys
whacked off
wilkeite
wygeon
yoderite