时间:2018-11-29 作者:英语课 分类:专四每日一听


英语课

有关青少年的一则笑话——做作业的指导方针


我的学校有一项针对作业的政策。学生每天晚上做作业的时间不应该超过九十分钟。以下

就是我如何为完成作业而使用这九十分钟的。

花十五分钟找作业;

花十一分钟打电话向同学问作业;

花二十三分 钟抱怨 老师为什么总是那么讨厌,为什么不喜欢我们这些十几岁的孩子;

花八分钟在洗手间里;

花十分钟找小吃;

花七分钟查看电视节目预告;

花六分钟告诉父母,老师从没解释过所布置的作业;

花十分钟坐在餐桌旁等妈妈或者爸爸来做作业


A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines 1 for Doing Schoolwork


My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.


Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide;


Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment;


Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment

guideline 指导方针 policy 政策  per 每

assignment 作业 mean 低劣的 snack 小吃 TV guide 电视指南



1 guidelines
n.指导方针,准则
  • The government has drawn up guidelines on the treatment of the mentally ill. 政府制订了对待精神病人的指导方针。
  • Planners seem a little uncomfortable with the current government guidelines. 规划师似乎不太接受现行的政府指道方针。
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