听电影学英语-绝配男女 11

　　[00:02.68]3 years of Law School... squeezed into 3 days of grueling exams.  三年的学校生涯

[00:07.88]Everyone seemed to be writing more than I was.  好象每个人学的都比我多

[00:10.36]The girl next to me wore her pencil down to a stub.  我旁边那个女孩更是奋笔疾书

[00:15.40]- Here you go. - Thank you sweetheart. What time do you get off?  请喝水谢谢你,甜心

[00:22.76]- Yo' douche bag! - What the hell are you doing here!  哟,老朋友!

[00:24.76]Business baby! All expenses paid!  谈生意,我一直都在赚钱

[00:29.12]Yeah, well you know. Both our VP's got sick.  你做生意?是的 专帮助那些病人

[00:32.48]- You free for dinner? - I'm already late. Let's go.  想不想一起吃晚饭? 还等什么,走吧

[00:35.00]Why didn't you call, asshole...  你真他妈的酷啊,臭小子

[00:42.84]Gracias, Rosa.

[00:51.52]You can wait until I'm not around, you know?  你能不能不要东张西望啊?

[00:53.40]- Come on, I just looked. - You don't see me look at other guys when I'm with you.  行了,我只是看看而已

[01:02.92]So you guys aren't getting along so well, huh?  你们没什么大问题吧?

[01:04.92]- It's that monogamy thing. Rearing it's ugly head again. - What monogamy thing?  这是我研究的问题 很多结了婚的人都如此

[01:11.60]- It's nothing... - Just a little theory of mine.  你内心的疯狂姐妹

[01:13.28]- Yeah, why don't you keep that to yourself, Danny. - No. Please, enlighten us.  你就不能把这些留给自己吗 丹尼?

[01:17.16]Okay. Basically it boils down to this.  好吧 在这里我基本上属于男孩…

[01:23.16]Monogamy just isn't natural. At least not for men.  通常伴随季节都是正常的 除非是为了男人

[01:24.10]See, men have this insatiable need for variety.  男人都有满足不了的欲望

[01:27.68]We basically have one goal in life.  我们在生活中都有目标 就是给精子留个空间

[01:30.36]And that is, to spray sperm 2. It's what we're here for. It's what we do best.

[01:35.88]And, the more emotion we invest in one woman.  男人一旦对女孩投资了感情

[01:39.72]The less sperm we get to spray around. It's biological.  最后的精子就会激射而出

[01:42.76]- That's absurd. - Is it?  是吗?压制高潮…

[01:45.76]Take the male Gibbon, an ape with relatively 3 small testicles.

[01:47.08]Now the Gibbon is considered to be highly monogamous.  当你高潮时要考虑我们下一代

[01:50.96]The chimpanzee, on the other hand, Has huge cajones. And will...  另一方面妓女 行业生意就火热了

[01:55.80]...mount anything that moves.  将感化她们能感动的一切

[01:56.48]Guess who man is closest to... ...on the evolutionary 4 scale?  要是你男人 正朝另一个方向发展?

[02:00.48]The slug.  荡妇?

[02:01.64]The slug... That's good.  荡妇

[02:03.84]I understand your hostility 5. It's not easy being female...  我明白你的敌意 作为女人并不简单

[02:07.00]See you have a finite number of eggs... And you have to find someone  你有非常好的身材…

[02:13.72]who's willing to stick around and help you protect those eggs.

[02:15.72]Of course, some women have the urge to hunt...  当然,很多男人都希望 左拥右抱,一般而言…

[02:19.04]...like men, but in general, you have... ...an insatiable need for intimacy 6.  你拥有贪得无厌者 所要求的一切

[02:23.56]See we're both insatiable, just in different ways.  明白吗?我们都是贪得无厌的人 只是方式不一样而已

[02:26.92]And when you think about it. That's really in the best interest of society.  当你考虑时 这对你的满足感影响很大

[02:32.60]Really?  真的吗?

[02:33.80]You think that sexually transmitted diseases,  你觉得性信号 会给母亲带来疾病…

[02:37.12]unwed mothers, expensive divorce proceedings 7...

[02:38.64]...and paying child support for all that sperm spraying is in society's best interest?  并为那些精子 支付全部离婚费用…

[02:42.04]这就是你所鼓吹的影响?

[02:44.84]All I'm saying is, if women were like men...  我说的是如果 女人再次喜欢男人…

[02:48.36]...then everybody would have sex all day long and nothing would ever get accomplished 8.  那大家都会整天做爱 什么都不用做了

[02:52.36]By the same token... If men were nest-oriented,  出于同样的原因 如果男人很喜欢做的话…

[02:57.72]incessantly desirous of intimacy... and had some inexplicable 9 affinity 10 for shoes...  就会期望自己在这方面 拥有骄傲的资质

[03:03.24]...most honest women would say that men like that make them puke.  大部分受人尊敬的女人 会说这种男人让她们更纯洁

[03:05.92]They'd probably wouldn't want to get laid at all. Mankind would perish.  也许我们根本得不到女人了

[03:10.32]我能打个喷嚏吗

[03:26.00]I'm going to use the bathroom.  我想上洗手间

[03:38.36]Excuse me.  失陪了

[03:43.56]He is such an ass 1!  他就是这样一个混蛋 怎么?他可是个好人

[03:45.40]- Come on, he's a good guy. - Please, anyone who makes you laugh is a good guy.

[03:46.28]得了 凡是幽默的人就是好人

[03:50.40]He could murder his whole family, he makes you laugh, he's a good guy. Whatever.  他可以幽默的杀死全家人 那他还是好人吗

[03:53.60]So what, you agree with him? You think all men want to sleep around?  随你怎么说 怎么 你同意那些观点吗?

[03:54.52]你觉得男人都应该滥交吗?

[03:58.28]I didn't say that. Look, you can't listen to Danny.  我可没这么说

[04:01.96]听着,你不要听丹尼胡说

[04:03.96]He thinks if you're schizophrenic you can use the carpool lane.  你只要把他当好朋友 听他说两个笑话

[04:07.16]You didn't answer the question.  真的一点问题都没有 朱莉娅

[04:09.68]Jules', hey,

[04:15.36]you're the only one for me.  除了你我没想过任何人

[04:22.24]他妈的!天哪 我的肩膀痛死了!

[04:22.88]Damn it! Man, my shoulder's killing 11 me!

[04:26.24]I know a great acupuncturist 12, fix you up like new.  我认识一位高超的按摩师 保你完全治好

[04:28.44]是吗?

[04:33.40]You ever think about sleeping with other woman?  你想过到外面乱搞女人吗?

[04:36.92]Sure. But I don't.  当然,但我不会去

[04:39.12]You don't wonder whether you're missing anything out there?  你在外面就没什么 怀念的东西吗?

[04:43.96]You mean like, some gorgeous woman who's gonna dig her nails into my back...  你是说一个漂亮女人 用指甲深深的插进我背上

[04:49.16]...and lick caramel flan off my balls?  性感的嘴唇滑过我的奶头?