英语听力：听电影学英语-男人百分百 06

　　[00:02.36]And it's okay you pay me minimum wage... 你尽管给我最低薪水好了

[00:04.64]because I use the company phone to call my boyfriend in Israel... 反正我只是为了在公司 和我以色列的男友

[00:05.68]for an hour. 通电话一小时

[00:10.08]Your hair looks really good. So what? 你的头发看上去好棒了 这怎么了？

[00:10.40]Tell me you heard that. 告诉我，你也听到了她的话

[00:13.96]The... The other thing! What she was thinking thing. 其他的话，她想的那些话

[00:15.64]I don't think she thinks too much. She's not exactly a genius. 我想她不会想太多 毕竟她不是个天才

[00:19.80]I'll have you know she went to an Ivy 1 League school. 我应该让你知道她去过艾维联盟学校

[00:22.48]- Doubt that. - The thing about the boyfriend, - 很怀疑 - 她说打电话…

[00:26.16]calling him in Israel, you heard that, yes, no? 给以色列的男朋友 你听到没有，有没有

[00:28.80]I didn't hear it 'cause she didn't say it. 我什么都没听 因为她什么都没有说

[00:30.84]Pull it together. We're gonna be late for our sorority meeting. 我们还是赶快走吧 马上就要迟到了

[00:36.12]Morgan, in case I, like, maybe die today... 摩根，我不会是真的疯了吧

[00:41.88]Can we walk? 'Cause in case you live, I don't wanna be late. 我们能否一边走一边说 我可不想第一次就迟到

[00:44.68]Here's what happened, just in case the coroner asks. 怎么样 好的，以免我不幸身亡

[00:46.64]I got drunk, and I tried on all the products from the pink box. 昨晚我多喝了几杯 之后我试了试朵义的那些产品

[00:50.72]- You did not. - I put on all the products... - 你不是真的试了 - 是的，我把所有产品都试了一遍

[00:52.40]nail polish, panty hose, everything. 指甲油，长筒丝袜，都试了

[00:54.52]- You tried on the panty hose? - Yes, okay. - 你穿了丝袜？ - 是的，好了

[00:56.68]Anyway, I was drying my hair, and I fell over and tripped, 当我在吹头发时

[00:60.56]fell into the bathtub and electrocuted myself. 被吹风筒电到就昏倒了

[01:02.56]I blacked out, and when I woke up... 等我醒来后

[01:05.76]I could hear what every woman around me was... thinking. 我可以听到身边的女人在想什么

[01:07.96]- Uh-huh. - Talking personal, private stuff. - 呃 - 我说的是很私隐的私人想法

[01:10.20]The stuff that nobody is supposed to hear, I hear that stuff. 你明白吗？ 我可以听到女人在想什么

[01:11.20]You know what I'm saying? I can hear what women think. 你知道我在说什么吗？ 我可以听到女人在想什么

[01:17.40]Can you? Good, 'cause that's not a talent guys have these days. 你呢？不是很多男人都有这种本事

[01:20.84]You don't believe me. You want me to prove it? 你不相信我是不是 我证明给你看

[01:22.64]- See this attorney coming toward us? - Yeah. - 看到那个向我们走过来的律师？ - 是的

[01:27.32]Oh, she thinks you're overpaid and gay. 她认为公司给你的薪水太高了 还认为我们是同性恋

[01:28.12]- What? - I hear what they're all thinking. - 什么？ - 听我说，我真的可以听到她想什么

[01:32.08]It's driving me crazy. Even French poodles, I can hear them. 这太让我疯狂了 即使是法国卷毛我也能听到

[01:35.80]So we're on the same page, I need you to know you sound insane. 这样我们就是同一问题了 我要你明白你有幻听症

[01:37.04]You freaked out over losing the job, which I understand. 你幻想会失去工作，那我明白

[01:41.44]But if you tell anybody you can hear the thoughts of a French poodle... 但是如果你跟别人说 你能知道法国卷毛的想法

[01:44.40]What if I jumped out the window? Jumped through the plate glass. 是否会跳出窗户？穿过厚玻璃

[01:48.60]Would they notice? Probably not if I didn't get glass on anybody. 他们注意到了没？ 如果我不为他们干杯，或许不会

[01:53.96]That girl with the fruit is funny. Suicidal, but she is funny. 拿着水果的女孩真有趣 自杀了，但是她很滑稽

[01:58.24]Nick, what girl with the fruit? 尼克，哪个水果女孩？

[01:60.20]- The... - Huh? - 那个… - 哦？

[02:06.76]Last one to arrive. Wants me to know I'm not his boss. 最后一个到 想我知道我不是他老板

[02:09.76]Okay, you're a star. I get the message. 好，你是明星 我明白了

[02:12.44]She thinks I'm late because I want her to know she's not my boss. 她认为我迟到了 因为我想让她明白她不是我老板

[02:14.16]- What is she talking about? - Put a lid on it. I'm begging you. - 那她说什么？ - 极端的说，我求你了

[02:18.84]Ooh, I can't believe I have butterflies in my stomach. 哦，我无法相信我的胃里有蝴蝶

[02:22.80]Feels like the first day of school. 感觉像是学校的第一天

[02:24.48]Okay, so let's see how we did. 好，让我们看看怎么做的

[02:28.64]Nobody wants to go first. 没有人想第一个去

[02:30.12]Everyone's avoiding me, except Nick Marshall. 大家都在逃避我目光 除了尼克.马朔

[02:37.88]Unbelievable. The only one with good eye contact. 真不敢相信 唯一敢看着我的人

[02:40.00]At least he's looking at my eyes and not down my blouse. 起码他是看着我的眼睛 不是我的胸部

[02:42.04]- Nick, what did you come up with? - Me? - 尼克，你有什么建议 - 我？

[02:44.96]What did I come up with? 我的建议

[02:47.04]He's so wired. 他真是怪怪的

[02:52.00]Mostly... 经常这样

[02:54.00]I thought about the moisturizing lipstick 2, 我研究了一下润唇膏

[02:55.96]never having worn lipstick myself. 我从来没有试过润唇膏

[02:59.68]I tried to imagine what I'd want from a lipstick, if I were a woman. 我在考虑润唇膏对我的用处

[03:03.36]- Oh, spare me. - Okay, he's trying to be honest. - 啊，都是废话 - 起码他在说实话

[03:05.56]You know, to be perfectly 3 honest, 说实话，我的第一个念头是

[03:07.24]I thought of a Tahitian beauty, bathing under a waterfall. 一个塔西堤女孩站在瀑布下

[03:12.80]Oy, I'm gonna die here with these kinds of ideas. 这种难提议会把我杀了

[03:15.44]But, uh, you know, I'm working on it, and it's evolving. 但是，我还在做进一步的改进

[03:22.76]Anybody interested in an idea involving the Swedish bikini team? 不晓得是不是有人对

[03:25.40]I do know them all personally. 邀进瑞典比基尼女孩感兴趣

[03:28.88]- Oh, what an idiot. - Jerk, grow up already. - 哦，真是白痴 - 傻瓜，已经促成了

[03:30.20]- What a pig. - You are so foul 4. - 真是一群庸才 - 你真是太厉害了

[03:33.16]I should have asked for more money. Gina? 我该再要多一点薪金的 蒂娜？

[03:39.72]I spent the night trying to figure out how to sell Advil just to women. 我昨晚一直在想该如何 向女人推销这种止痛片

[03:42.80]You know what? You should sell it to women like me. 你知道该怎样？ 你该向我推销才对

[03:48.48]I take it every time I need to fake a headache. 每次当我要假装头痛时都会吃它

[03:50.44]Works like a charm. 就像有魔力一样

[03:53.08]L-I got a great one. It just came to me. 我有了个想法，才想到的

[03:56.24]- Do you mind if I interrupt, Dina? - Sure, go ahead. 你介意我打断你吗，蒂娜

[03:58.92]I hate that you've seen me naked. 不，你说好了

[04:01.12]All right. 好吧

[04:03.36]So, we're in a bedroom, the lights are out. 假设我们在卧室里

[04:06.56]There's a woman in bed, and she's taking an Advil. 灯光很暗，一个女人在床上休息

[04:08.56]Her husband suggestively rubs her back, and we say, "Advil. 这对她丈夫在身后想要和她亲热 然后，我们可以说

[04:14.44]"So mild and gentle, you can take it... 艾德感尔，温柔呵护

[04:18.72]even when you're faking a headache." 在假装头痛时都可以服用

[04:22.76]Woman turns to her husband and says, "Not tonight, I need an Advil." 然后，那个女人可以转过身对她丈夫说 今晚不要了，亲爱的

[04:27.44]He's back. 他后退

[04:34.28]What? Come on. That doesn't reach women on a personal level? 怎么了？别说这还没有 接触到女性的私隐

[04:36.76]- No. - Women do that, don't they? - 没有 - 女人一定会做这种事情的

[04:39.08]- I don't. - No? - 我不会 - 不？

[04:42.48]Sue Cranston, you've done that, haven't you? Faked a headache to... 苏，你一定做过这种事情 向你丈夫装头痛

[04:48.60]No, Nick, I haven't. Thanks for asking. 不，尼克，我没做过这种事 多谢你关心了

[04:52.20]No, wait, wait, wait. Be honest now. 不，不，等等，说心里话

[04:53.08]I mean, you've been married what, ten, twelve years? 你已经结婚10年还是12年了

[04:58.48]You've never faked a headache? It doesn't work like a charm? 你从来没有假装过一次头痛