时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在小镇上,一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说,“我可以解释一下。”



“安静,”警官打断他说:“我要让你在拘留所等着直到警长回来。”



“但是,警官,我只是想说,”



“我说过安静!你想待在拘留所吗!”



几小时以后,警官来探望他的拘留犯说:“你很幸运,我们警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了,他回来一定会心情很好。”



“别指望这样,”那人在房里回答道: “我就是新郎。”



学英语单词
acheniums
actinoflavin
actithiazic acid
afform
after baking
after bottom center
alarm meter
Alhama de Murcia
analog vlsi design
Andorra-la-Vella
aspryl
auction company
baggety
Batumi
be blessed with
bodyhood
boise
Brockenhurst
cambox
carnahuba
chemically incomplete combustion
civil date
collar set
collyflower
commoder
cor pulmonsle syndrome
coupler lock
cross-hatch pattern
cystic pneumatosis
dead-pay
dumptiest
dunoyer
eponan
ethenodeoxyadenosine
Federal Information Processing Standard
hexamethoxy diphenic acid
high - definition television
impounders
intercalated
intermediate thrust bearing
kalich
Kayar
killer-whale
Krasnoarmeysk
Leach I.
Lens esculenta
Lindelof space
lithocarpus corneus (lour.) rehd.
lutetium oxide
Madzharovo
magnetoasymmetry
managing operator
mass holography
mature labour power
meadow crop
mercuric chlorate
microwave quantum amplifier
morado
muculentus
musculus longitudinalis profundus linguae
natural cause
newmilns
old mountain
patriarkha
Pekies
personal distribution of income
phototrauma
physiological-dose
Pipunculidae
portable track
postmortem method
pre-loads
pulsed doppler radar seeker
put someone on the lookout for
raiche
reaction of identity
regiones corporis humani
room noise level
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Sanicula tienmuensis
saume
select switch
shadow method of height determination
spring band
spumose
stardelta
StuffIt
sulfinamidine
sulfoconjugate acid
sulfosuccinates
summage
surface appearance
symmetric homomorphism
telephone timing unit
tetons
Therien
towing alongside
trypsin-aldehyde-fuchsin
visible hand
Wyattville
yammer on