时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在小镇上,一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说,“我可以解释一下。”



“安静,”警官打断他说:“我要让你在拘留所等着直到警长回来。”



“但是,警官,我只是想说,”



“我说过安静!你想待在拘留所吗!”



几小时以后,警官来探望他的拘留犯说:“你很幸运,我们警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了,他回来一定会心情很好。”



“别指望这样,”那人在房里回答道: “我就是新郎。”



学英语单词
Ado-Cbl
adrenoreceptor
amputate
Arwala
ashtrays
assweed
auto-collimating measuring telescope
azimuth
backsight method (orienting plane table)
balla
brewerytax
Britacil
Cheese-Cutter
chys
column guides
conventional take-off and landing aircraft (ctol)
crookening
CSL
currencies lent
damage by frost
deep sounding machine
degradosomes
depositional cycle
diagnostic test mode
differential gear adder
Ditrichum
dotarizine
ejection during combustion
electromagnetic type meter
electron beam photoetching
enantiopathic
ento-ectad
excision of polyp
fagus lucida rehd. & wils
fasciculis semilunaris
flow-ons
futtock hole
gatedamplifier
gene knock-down technique
grid transparency
hay-rick
heat balances
heat of crystallisation or melting
heat-absorbing enamel
hematocyte
hesitate squeeze
hygiene regulations
kernel space
knock an article down to a bidder
knurled-nut
lacelike
laser automatic tracking
ldc
Leptocodon hirsutus
local synchronous signal
lumbar pains
mediumic
more-intense
moulded plastic pirn
moxa-preparation
multiple-error-correcting code
myriabit storage
needle blowing unit
newings
non-optical
non-physician
observatories
out oars!
Parinaud
pearches
Priaxim
Psi Is.
pukefests
pullback blade
rabbit hair
region parameter
retrograde solubility
rider shore
sigmoid gyrus
small-signal power
spiral case
splenial teeth
statutory ganeral meeting
steady state distribution
stimulus of direct current
suppurative fracture
survey before ship is put in survice
syder
Tangangari
theoretical combustion gas volume
tiger rattlesnake
total solids by drying
trietazine
turnpike theorem
ude
ultrasonic stress meter
undertaking to appear
unexplained disturbance
vapourless
Walsoken
weighted creep ratio
white line engraving