时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在小镇上,一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说,“我可以解释一下。”



“安静,”警官打断他说:“我要让你在拘留所等着直到警长回来。”



“但是,警官,我只是想说,”



“我说过安静!你想待在拘留所吗!”



几小时以后,警官来探望他的拘留犯说:“你很幸运,我们警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了,他回来一定会心情很好。”



“别指望这样,”那人在房里回答道: “我就是新郎。”



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-dia
-grel-
access button
alignment tolerance
alumino-katophorite
avengers
Bicordin
bracket creeps
buka puasa
cable hook
Calceolaria hybrida Hort.
calneuron
cerebral pseudotumor
Chaunograptus
claw plate connector
coast trend
Colinus virginianus
constitutionalist
corrosion-inhibited fuel
Damaraland mole rat
diagnostic order of calculator
digital selective calling
divide up
doryline
downlock switch
dual density device
dumb-cane
edge with
empiricist
en-lils
eurodeposits
evening emerald (nightemerald)
fenestellae
frameshifted
gaol
gerontophobia
good with
grooving and tonguing
high frequency antigen
hull cleaning
initial defence communication satellite
inlet throat
international house of pancakes
irreparable harm
irrigation
justings
kathawachaga l.
kirnan
kosterite
kyis
legal-services
litchfield
macro processing
manicdepression
MBOED
merrithew
minitrends
misa
moronism
Mouhijärvi
musica universalis
neo-punk
nitrochloromethane
non-sealing cap
not worth the paper it is written on
occupational risk
offprint
Olnie, R.
Oxazorone
Padina
parslows
people's supervision committee
phenylpyruvic oligophrenia
precolor
probable maximum tsunami
propeller blade thickness
psychists
puzzlemaster
retinal phlebitis
rice balls
room scattering
sampi
schizopods
sclero-optic
setch
Shepard I.
Shur-Clens
sign-rank test
slitting pass
splash against
sprinkler jet
stratocratic
suction conduit
sudden loss of hearing
sulphenamide
superfriendly
surfacing with band-electrode
thermal condition
towsacks
triple pole switch
Underwood Glacier
vernier gear tooth gage