时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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【生词预览】


 


senior年长的, highyway公路


 


【笑话原文】


 


Bad Drivers


 


There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"


 


Herman says, "I know, I’m on Route 280 but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!"


 


【中文译文】


 


上百个疯子


 


一位年长的市民在高速路上行驶。他的妻子给他打电话,担心地说:“赫尔曼,小心啊!我刚刚在收音机上听到有个疯子在280公路上逆行!”


 


赫尔曼说:“我知道,我就在280公路上呢!可是这儿不只有一个疯子啊,有上百个呢!”


 


【词汇讲解】


 


1. senior年长的。也可以指”地位高的”:He is a senior member of the committee.他是一名资深的委员。


 


2.citizen公民,市民。


 


3.highyway公路。也可以指“最好的途径”:It's a highway to success.这是通往成功之路。




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