幽默笑话：什么叫叛徒？

Young hopeful：Father，what is a traitor in politics？ Father（a veteran politician）：A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one． Young hopeful：Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yo

英文幽默笑话：诗人的名字

The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today． It works like this， she said．Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poetRobert Burns，for instance．She told us to thi

幽默笑话：日落

Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 日落 父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在

幽默笑话：一名伟人

A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

英文幽默笑话：我跟她还不熟

Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too? Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet. 我

英文幽默笑话：母性的本能

As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patients. I quietly got up in the dark but tripped over a toy and crashed to the floor. As I lay there rub

英文幽默笑话：青出于蓝

Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in? You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it

英文幽默笑话：“班”和“笨驴”

Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today． A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out thec． Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of

英文幽默笑话：两块蛋糕

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！

英文幽默笑话：CD唱机

CD Player While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?

英文幽默笑话：新生儿

The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there

英文幽默笑话：三个乞丐

King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said， You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head． Do men who least desire get most， Or get the most who most desire？ A begg

英文幽默笑话：干净的杯子

Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest smal

热门单词：“断崖式降级”用英文怎么说？

近年来，被降级的大老虎比比皆是。云南省委原常委张田欣、江西省委原常委赵智勇都经历了断崖式降级。近期被降级的是原山东省委常委、统战部部长颜世元。 请看相关报道： Yan Shiyuan, a

热门单词：“智慧外星人”用英文怎么说？

英国著名物理学家斯蒂芬霍金与俄罗斯商人尤里米尔纳在伦敦举行联合记者会，宣布两人将为寻找外星生命迹象的新倡议投资1亿美元。 请看美联社的报道： Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking and Russ

形容“身材”十句英语口语

站在大街上，来来往往的人身材各异，苗条的，丰满的，强壮的，瘦骨嶙峋的，你知道都怎么形容这些身材吗？赶快来学一学吧！ 1. She is thin. 她瘦瘦的。 2. He's big / small. 他个头满大的。/他个

英语口语学习经验谈

直在想这个东西该以什么内容开头，后来仔细想想，自己能拿出来在各位高手面前现的也就是个四六级口语A。我本是去年4月报名，参加5月的口语考试，当时因为觉得东南大学把辅导班就设在

英语六级作文 看图作文

Study the table A: Study the following table carefully and write an essay of at least 150 words. B: Your essay must be written on Answer Sheet. C: Your essay should meet the requirements below. 1. Changes in peoples daily expenses in the past five ye

英语六级作文 大学第一天

My First Day on the Campus I still remember the day when I first came to the college. Being a boy of 17, I was longing for a new life as a college student; but, at the same time, I had no idea what college life would be like. That morning when the bu

英语六级作文 大学生了解社会的必要性

Getting to Know the World Outside the Campus 1.大学生了解社会的必要性 2.了解社会的途径(大众媒介，社会服务等) 3.我打算怎么做 With the development of our society, the campus no longer is an Ivory Tower. It is necessary