Toni: Mike, I really had fun today. Mike: Well I must say, today has gone pretty much the same for me too. So far. Knock on wood. Alright, do you like card tricks? Toni: They're my favorite. Mike: Alright. Pick a card, any card. Ok. Alright. Now thi
Carol: This baby-care schedule really stinks. Ben: You gonna eat your cereal? Carol: No. This doesn't bother you? Ben: Not if I don't use your spoon. Mike: Morning house dwellers! And cave dweller. Hey, listen, did Mom leave for work yet? Carol: Wha
Vito: OK Seaver, the next chick who walks through that door is yours. Ben: Mmmm, not too shabby. Vito: Now that's a woman. Stinky: Marone. Ben: Hey, is Mary Migliana wearing falsies? False alarm, training bra. Stinky: What's she training to do, anyw
Ben: Pass it jenny, pass it! Into the basket. Veto: Hey, Im open! I'm open! Ben: Slam it Jenny. Ben: Hey, foul. Veto: Hey you're foul. Jenny: Watch it you pig, dog, wart hog. Ah, got to go. Ballet class. Good game Ben. Ben: Nice going Jenny. We're s
Jason: I'm just saying that I wouldnt be going in to work tomorrow if I were two weeks over due. Maggie: Well thats because you are a better mother than I am. Mike: Heee Ben: Mike. Singing is for kids. Besides you promised no singing. Remember. Mike
Mike: How the heck did I let you talk me into getting up before the pigs just to get tickets to a stupid concert? Ben: Because you are broke, and Im paying you five bucks an hour. I hope we get there while there's still some good tickets left. Mike:
Maggie: Still no sign of Mike? I'm going to call the police. Jason: And what are you going to say? It's three am and our 18 year old son isn't home yet? Maggie: Your right, your right, he's in junior college for god's sakes. Jason: That's right. It'
Friend: Is this a pyjama party or a funeral? Carol: A pyjama party. Come on guys. Ben: Mike. Mike! Ahhhh! Mike: Shhhhh! Ben: you scare me like that again, I'm going to slug you. Mike: Ben, you said you were up to this caper, now if you're not.. Ben:
Carol: I had a great time tonight Bobby. Bobby: Yeah. Me too. I could like anything if I went with you Carol: Even the ballet? Bobby: Sure. Why, you got tickets? Carol: No. Bobby: Ummm Carol: Yes? Bobby: I was gonna ask if you wanted .. Carol: I wou
Mike: Alright! Say it one more time. We got one ski trip, seventy two hours, twenty three women, thirty guys, and one near sighted chaperone. Gentlemen, the possibilities rae endless. E Yeah, I'm only talking one ski. Boner: There's no way my folks
Ben: I can't believe it! I just can't believe it; Laura-Lynn standing me up, me! And on Valentine's Day. Carol: Ben, why do you keep going with Laura-Lynn if she makes you so miserable? I mean, I don't mean to sound judgmental but it makes you look
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