时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke 1 to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess 2."



He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.



The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend."



The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.



The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife."



The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.



Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?"



The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."



1 spoke
n.(车轮的)辐条;轮辐;破坏某人的计划;阻挠某人的行动 v.讲,谈(speak的过去式);说;演说;从某种观点来说
  • They sourced the spoke nuts from our company.他们的轮辐螺帽是从我们公司获得的。
  • The spokes of a wheel are the bars that connect the outer ring to the centre.辐条是轮子上连接外圈与中心的条棒。
2 princess
n.公主,王妃,公爵夫人
  • The princess grew up happily.公主很快乐地长大了。
  • She was the people's princess.她是人民的王妃。
学英语单词
Aconitum alpinonepalense
AEV
afroes
alkaline scouring agent
already-prepared
apt construction
aqua ammonia applicator
arrival time
ash pyramid
bathythermograph
bifurcaste
brainwasher
Brussin's reaction
Campylotropis tenuiramea
charging portion
chemoorganoheterotrophy
chinese gardens
cider apple
collector-distributor lane
common service area
compressing pump
compression bandage
consignifications
continuity correction
Contract of Towage
data mapping unit
electric nut tightening tool
energy error
equalizing piston valve
equianharmonic cross ratio
extra super duralumin
fadable
feel dizzy
fessel
Galium niewerthii
gauze boundary
half snap roll
hanai
harmonizeth
headache powders
heart-piercing
historic flood level
hoot and holler
in-port duty
industry jargon
inferior aperture of tympanic canaliculus
jurisprudence of interests
Ligusticum calophlebicum
lovelores
madelines
maori hens
mass flow hypothesis
matzner
millimeter-wave contrast guidance
minstrel gallery
missile-related
movable feast
N-acetylhydroxylamine
n-key rollover
nanocycles
nicker trees
nominal gian
noninsect
number term
oceanographic charts
one-time pads
paleosecular
pathologicals
Philippa
Planck, Max Karl Ernst Ludwig
playse
Posavina
postignition
pseudo scalar meson
pumping element
radioelectrochemistry
reacceded
reinmuth
resolved shear stress
savitri
senegin
sign of manufacturer
slagging of refractory
slaughter house tax
steel-graiest
steelbath
stormy fermentation
sulfantimonic acid
switched connection
time interval for two meeting trains at station
toxic anemia due to infection
tranquilizing drug
trimethano-
turkey frill
twinkiling
typhoid bacteriophage
universal hashing
unleaving
V.P.d.
Västergötland Län
wash one's hands of
with flowing sheets