时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke 1 to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess 2."



He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.



The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend."



The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.



The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife."



The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.



Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?"



The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."



1 spoke
n.(车轮的)辐条;轮辐;破坏某人的计划;阻挠某人的行动 v.讲,谈(speak的过去式);说;演说;从某种观点来说
  • They sourced the spoke nuts from our company.他们的轮辐螺帽是从我们公司获得的。
  • The spokes of a wheel are the bars that connect the outer ring to the centre.辐条是轮子上连接外圈与中心的条棒。
2 princess
n.公主,王妃,公爵夫人
  • The princess grew up happily.公主很快乐地长大了。
  • She was the people's princess.她是人民的王妃。
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