时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke 1 to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess 2."



He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.



The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend."



The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.



The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife."



The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.



Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?"



The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."



1 spoke
n.(车轮的)辐条;轮辐;破坏某人的计划;阻挠某人的行动 v.讲,谈(speak的过去式);说;演说;从某种观点来说
  • They sourced the spoke nuts from our company.他们的轮辐螺帽是从我们公司获得的。
  • The spokes of a wheel are the bars that connect the outer ring to the centre.辐条是轮子上连接外圈与中心的条棒。
2 princess
n.公主,王妃,公爵夫人
  • The princess grew up happily.公主很快乐地长大了。
  • She was the people's princess.她是人民的王妃。
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acanthopagrus schlegeli
acts perform on a social scale
additional theorem
aequorins
albunea okinawaensis
alcavala
alternate console
angiosomes
annual ring density
Arctic Mid-Oceanic Ridge
begel
buryt
cardioelectric field
carrier shells
changing into
charitable contribution
classe
coaling depot
conglaciate
copper-oxides
Corsican moss
Corydalis praecipitorum
crashed
dehydrating catalyst
derncephalus
Desorcy
dicotylous
displant
distractionism
festoons
fineness
gall mite
ghiordes knot
hand screen-printed fabric
high airburst
histiopteris incisa j.sm
hot-air blast hole
human morality
hydrothermal plume
i-schorted
inerudition
IRCing
island states
Kalaycιk
kelpworts
Khuen
langrage, langridge
least significant bit
linear dispersion
linguss
Lomik
luminous surface absorpitivity
makes appearance
malignant goiter
man-on-the-spot
maximum permissible value
maxmin
microscopic concentration
mid position
miniaturized circuit element
multi-chain condensation polymer
nature of the Renminbi
obsorptions
oilfield development model
optolectronic integratd circuits
out of sight, out of mind
packers
Padmanābhapuram
paratertiary butyl catechol
PARNDIAE
passivated planar transistor
pdp context
pearly
phase lag of tide
placenta sanguinis
pomposities
potential flow analyzer
pressure reducing and relieving valve (pneumatic)
propagative reproduction
Pyrethia
Q-matching
rabbit punch
Rhodope Mountains
self-passivating metal
sottomarinas
specific weight
subcelebrity
system page table
tegumentum
TELEDAC
temoes
there's one born every minute
TNEL
tumble flow
uninflectable
unitary budget
velia (elea)
Vespertilio murinus
Weichsel
whetblowe
zero initial condition
Ziam