时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Beer for washing hair

啤酒是洗头用的



Two nuns 2 were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun 1 answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy 3 about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."



两个修女外出购物,路过一家啤酒店。 其中一个修女问另外一个要不要买点啤酒喝。 那个修女回答说她是想喝,但不太敢去买。 第一个修女说她会搞定,说罢拿起一提六瓶装的啤酒,来到收银台。 看到收银员的表情有点怪,第一个修女说,“我们买啤酒是用来洗头的。” 收银员,眼皮都没有眨一下,把手伸进柜台下面,拿出一包椒盐饼干放到装啤酒的袋子里面,说“嘿,卷发器可不能少!”



n.修女,尼姑
  • I can't believe that the famous singer has become a nun.我无法相信那个著名的歌星已做了修女。
  • She shaved her head and became a nun.她削发为尼。
n.(通常指基督教的)修女, (佛教的)尼姑( nun的名词复数 )
  • Ah Q had always had the greatest contempt for such people as little nuns. 小尼姑之流是阿Q本来视如草芥的。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Nuns are under vows of poverty, chastity and obedience. 修女须立誓保持清贫、贞洁、顺从。 来自辞典例句
adj.易呕的
  • I felt a little queasy on the ship.我在船上觉得有点晕眩想呕吐。
  • He was very prone to seasickness and already felt queasy.他快晕船了,已经感到恶心了。
学英语单词
actual forest
addictive consumer behavior
advest
alkalic
antifreeze liquid
antiqued
atmospherology
audiorange
Avu, L.
back waters
basic lead acetate solution
breakdown lights
Brottes
called subscriber held lamp
cath-
cedar gum
Cellulone
certifiably
chain mode
closing bid and asked price
co-domini
common business oriented language (cobol)
conjugate acids
constrained game
crann
defending lawyer
derivative income
detective stories
displease at
double jointed swivel
downgrader
Dragout
dropped egg
dual frequency code
eastern ground snakes
einstein's formula for specific heat
ekho
epiglottidectomy
etiolated plant
femaleness
fluoroamino acid
fracture phenomena
Fremont test
frixory
glicondamide
go hard
gorodzinsky
have nothing on someone
hoedjiesbaai (hoetjes b.)
home stability
imprevalence
in satisfaction of
inclinator dorsalis muscle
interactive test controller
Irgoyē
keytodisk
kinaesthesias
lacteprene
liaoningensis
literal pool
live working zone
luckesen
lyophobicity
Marshall,Thomas Riley
mercury drain off
mesitonic acid
murdrum
Namoi River
noncontextualized
North, C.
observing tube
Onosma glomeratum
ontoanalysis
pesticide-free
petroleum expansion
plum duffs
polypurines
potential phasor
povvos
psoriasis nummularis
rifle-green
ring vortex
safety ring
Sakaraha
salt heap
seadog
sequential retrieval
splayed searf
splicing loss
steelwire
sulcus interdemius
super-expensive
superstylish
terrestrial geomorphology
thankas
toponymist
trapping class mark
unclouded
valve-lifting plunger
white box
woollypod vetch
wooly