时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Beer for washing hair

啤酒是洗头用的



Two nuns 2 were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun 1 answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy 3 about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."



两个修女外出购物,路过一家啤酒店。 其中一个修女问另外一个要不要买点啤酒喝。 那个修女回答说她是想喝,但不太敢去买。 第一个修女说她会搞定,说罢拿起一提六瓶装的啤酒,来到收银台。 看到收银员的表情有点怪,第一个修女说,“我们买啤酒是用来洗头的。” 收银员,眼皮都没有眨一下,把手伸进柜台下面,拿出一包椒盐饼干放到装啤酒的袋子里面,说“嘿,卷发器可不能少!”



n.修女,尼姑
  • I can't believe that the famous singer has become a nun.我无法相信那个著名的歌星已做了修女。
  • She shaved her head and became a nun.她削发为尼。
n.(通常指基督教的)修女, (佛教的)尼姑( nun的名词复数 )
  • Ah Q had always had the greatest contempt for such people as little nuns. 小尼姑之流是阿Q本来视如草芥的。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Nuns are under vows of poverty, chastity and obedience. 修女须立誓保持清贫、贞洁、顺从。 来自辞典例句
adj.易呕的
  • I felt a little queasy on the ship.我在船上觉得有点晕眩想呕吐。
  • He was very prone to seasickness and already felt queasy.他快晕船了,已经感到恶心了。
学英语单词
'deed
accessibleness
aids-afflicted
aldeia vicosa
analytic balance
Andrada e Silva
aurigen
beach bag
Cacalia aconitifolia
circular slide
cocktail bar
college-credit
commercial secondary school education
complementophil
countershaft sprocket
crawler excavator
cube test function
cut angle
cyberinteraction
deci-farads
Deerton
depositing action
diaminochlorobenzene
differential draft
dilatation tubal
double flash evaporation
electrodialysis electrode
energy effect
energy-balance method
enlimning
eosin sodium salt
family Homaridae
farture
ferry rope
follow one's bigoted course
forfum
fracid
Francois Auguste Rene Rodin
friesner
goni-
Guadarranque, Embalse del
harbour-masters
height markers
hexylalcohol
hollick
hypertrophy of tonsil
iddat
inseminate
Ismipur
Jiuwei Qianghuo Tang
kiacha
krolls
lente insulins
love hearts
medium language
mid-februaries
military chaplain
National Cybersecurity Center
negative photo mask
neourethral
noncrease
off-state current
on-site disposal
pallet fastener
paseng
phase-angle error
plain of accumulation
polyphase transformer
precast concrete cladding
prediction of coke strength
principle of equal effect
property bond
pterygoid processes
pulse demodulators
radiculose
railway-men
Raini R.
reading education
regulation test
RQST
scanning acoustic holography
secher
selfheterodype
serous periapical periodontitis
Sindkhed
sokka
soybean paste
Special Tickets for Crippled Soldiers
spiral oil grooves
strickle sweep
Teflonate
the calyx and receptacle of a persimmon
Tsuwa
unhoof
unpoetic
variable sta bility flight control
weirdward
what it is?
with great adoration
X-ray diffractlon
xylophonelike
yard donkey