时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Are you a normal person?

你是正常人吗?



During a visit to the mental asylum 1, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon 2, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup." "Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."



参观一所精神病院的时候一个参观者问院长,“你们是用什么标准来决定一个人是否应该被关进精神病院呢?” “呃… …”院长说,“是这样,我们先给一个浴缸放满水,然后我们给病人一个调茶匙,一个茶杯和一个水桶去把浴缸里面的水放清。” “噢,我明白了”, 参观者说。“一个正常人会选择水桶, 因为水桶比茶匙,茶杯的体积大。” “错了”,“院长回答”“正常人会把浴缸塞子拔掉”。



n.避难所,庇护所,避难
  • The people ask for political asylum.人们请求政治避难。
  • Having sought asylum in the West for many years,they were eventually granted it.他们最终获得了在西方寻求多年的避难权。
n.茶匙
  • Add one teaspoon of sugar.加一小茶匙糖。
  • I need a teaspoon to stir my tea.我需要一把茶匙搅一搅茶。
学英语单词
Akbulak
alkynes
battery pulse
Bay City
breasting island
bring someone to terms
C. Cl.
carbon-chain
cardinalfish
cerebellorubral
chain track
Chicago Park
chinine
Citrllus vulgaris
clinical examination
coal liquefaction rate
computer programmer
controlled trials
corpus restiforme
current gold and silvercoin
Defined-Benefit Plan
deputy secretary - general
dew meter
dichloroisocrotonic acid
diisopropyl ether
direct coupled flipflop
distroubles
domestic violences
double parting
double planet
Edward Morley
electronic speckle interferometer
engineering information system
excess disbursement
fault-sensing circuit
Feneng
field blanking interval
field mounted
finicking
fire barriers
flounced
freedom from
genus Geranium
genus helminthostachyss
Glenamoy R.
graphicalness
hindemiths
hydracid
imbow
immediate checkpoint
internal cylindrical gage
Jabuka, Otok.
Jince
Kasamatsu
Kayumba
kerygma
Lewandowski-Lutz(syndrome)
limiting friction
line monitoring equipment
link editor
make-up carrier (gas)
makeups
malplaquets
manufacturing directive
metaconglomerate
missific
mosaic lace
Mülheim-Kärlich
no e-mail
no-screen film
OFLX
ohhh-hh
osteodentinoblasts
pereopods
permanent wilting coefficient
phylloscopus trochilus
physiological arousal
pilates
print statement
proper tail
Proto-Austronesian
puccinia polliniae
quantity overrun
relay-governing
rotating wire brushes
safety radiotelephone certificate
semi-floating piston pin
Shemini Atzereth
state sovereignty
Tobona I.
transadmittance compression ratio
transcor
Tris-steril
unpropulsive
upeneus japonicus
vepetating syphilid
viewphones
viscous interference
voidage instability
wave setdown
well-woman clinic
wth