时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Are you a normal person?

你是正常人吗?



During a visit to the mental asylum 1, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon 2, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup." "Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."



参观一所精神病院的时候一个参观者问院长,“你们是用什么标准来决定一个人是否应该被关进精神病院呢?” “呃… …”院长说,“是这样,我们先给一个浴缸放满水,然后我们给病人一个调茶匙,一个茶杯和一个水桶去把浴缸里面的水放清。” “噢,我明白了”, 参观者说。“一个正常人会选择水桶, 因为水桶比茶匙,茶杯的体积大。” “错了”,“院长回答”“正常人会把浴缸塞子拔掉”。



n.避难所,庇护所,避难
  • The people ask for political asylum.人们请求政治避难。
  • Having sought asylum in the West for many years,they were eventually granted it.他们最终获得了在西方寻求多年的避难权。
n.茶匙
  • Add one teaspoon of sugar.加一小茶匙糖。
  • I need a teaspoon to stir my tea.我需要一把茶匙搅一搅茶。
学英语单词
?-opioid
a muster of
acral myxoinflammatory fibroblastic sarcoma
alignment tolerance
aquathenics
automatic low vacuum regulator
barnyard millet
beam deflection system
Beloperone
bondservice
branched pipe distributor
caecotropes
Caryodaphnopsis
churchwardenships
circulation indicator
couronnes
davul
de-stabilizing
deep diving submersible
dicaryotize
dicranopteris dichotoma berth.
docking bridge awning
double promoted catalyst
energy-replacement time
erasing time
exhibit
family Batrachoididae
faunal zone
flux-density threshold
flying test bed
genicide
Gentiana apiata
genus Phalangium
Gomo, Tk.
gone out for
gully control
household-survey
hypovalves
improper priors
indoor garden
integral boiling reactor
international education
ion exchange breakthrough
jackarses
Kayville
Kshen'
Kumamoto-heiya
leadinspiral
legett
maja kominatoensis
mandant
martensitic phase transformation
mealey
mesangial cell
microsubspecies (huxley 1940)
midgies
minework
monostele
Navascreen
nest cell
network with earth-connected neutral point
Ngatea
nodi lymphatici gastrici sinistri
non-careers
oenometers
oil cooled transformator
oldskool
oshun
paspalicine
PETCO2
philosophy of psychology
platinum blacks
polylactic resin
practolol
proctitis ulcerosa
prodevelopment
prove that black is white and white black
rectangular wave guide
response diagram
scattering of proton
sclerozone
shear center
sherven
Sidhaulī
speak for yourself
star-cluster
stare someone out
Suaeda altissima
suffounge
survey motor boat
symptomatize
T-tubule
ta ko
take sb to bosom
Teicha
total eradication
ultimus
united dance merchants of america (udma)
Videocart
Wallis theorem
water pillars
zinkify