时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Einstein and God

爱因斯坦与上帝



Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."



爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝,他问道:“神啊,一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问:“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问:“能给我一分钱吗?”上帝说:“请等一分钟。”



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accent marks
air-ferry
all-risk(s)
aswoon
asymmetrical rail head profile grinding
aviara
beading machine
bill drawn payable at a certain time after date
bleaching tank
blue magnetism
bond payable
Bouzouri
branching random walk
cans us
cantrips
choroid veins of eyeball
commentative
common-law liability
crank box
database query system
deodar cedar
diagonal shifting shore
economic steel
economics of production
effective freeboard
Elinvar alloy
encunts
Etkyi
evening-snow
formamidino
front-end minicomputer
frontispieces
full loss offset
geostationary operational environmental satellite
Gofman test
gondola shelves
header element
heheterochronia
hexagonal lenticulation
high-definition laser radar
high-power laser diode
hilac
horndogs
i-pudrid
ill-structured
index of places
interpenetrating samples
joint gate
ketone bodies
knockerless
Lusitania B.
maledom
Man-Ten steel
mathematical vocabulary
menotactic
militia training
monsoon rains
N-cascade
natural brine
NCR Corporation
neuromyelitis optica
noise inside the railroad car
Now you're shouting.
on ... terms
over-gaiter
overall service satisfaction
panopticisms
paralysedly
paynman
Petrocosmea minor
petrography of fossil
physiological classification
pollenosis
postbiotics
print up
reducer resistance
relative hearing
rocker type pickling machine
rolling paper
rubber tube
run idle
saccharide(s)
Salvia dolichantha
shanty
Shimokamagari-shima
shore reef
SMI (static memory interface)
steady-as-she-goes
supersonic
suppression pool cooling mode
Swertia younghusbandii
take legal proceedings against sb.
tawz
thyristor rectifier equipment
tracer diffusion
two-level grammar
unurgent
vanadic sulfate
vate oak
whingers
wisdom of the crowd
YAGK