时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

He loves chocolate chip 1 cookies

他爱吃巧克力块曲奇



An old man was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything else in the world. With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen. There his wife was baking 2 chocolate chip cookies. As he reached for one, he got SMACKED 3 across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding. "Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral 4!"



老人躺在床上,只能再活几个小时了。突然,他闻到了巧克力块曲奇的味道,他最爱吃这种饼干了。用他最后一点力气,老人翻下床,爬到楼梯那,下楼到了厨房。他老伴正在做巧克力块曲奇。他拿了一块,这时手背被他老伴用木勺打了一下,“放下,”她说,“这是葬礼上用的!”



n.食物等的薄片;晶片,薄片,碎片;vt.削,切,削成碎片,使摔倒,凿;vi. 碎裂
  • There's a chip in this cup.这个杯子里有一个碎片。
  • The chip is the most valuable part in the computer.芯片是计算机中最贵重的部分。
n.烘焙,烘烤;一次烘焙的量v.烤,烘焙;(将某物)烤硬;烘干,使灼热adj.烘烤的;灼热的
  • I always associate the smell of baking with my childhood. 一闻到烘烤食物的味道我就想起了童年。
  • I'm baking a birthday cake for Alex. 我在给亚历克斯烤生日蛋糕。
拍,打,掴( smack的过去式和过去分词 )
  • He smacked his lips but did not utter a word. 他吧嗒两下嘴,一声也不言语。
  • She smacked a child's bottom. 她打孩子的屁股。
n.丧葬,葬礼;adj.丧葬的,出殡的
  • Her bright clothes were not appropriate for a funeral.她那身鲜艳的衣服不适合参加葬礼。
  • A funeral is a somber occasion.葬礼是个忧郁的场合。
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a'cockbill
A.F.C
active sleep
alveololabial groove
assinuate
balloonry
beagled
bitter almond camphor
BLUS resifual vector
carpetbagging
case bay part
Chelidonium majus
clean cutting
Colbeckite
Confederate flag
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crude test
cruzen i.
depressure tank
Dianthus sinensis L.
directional intermolecular force
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duration units
earn a good reputation
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fatuousnesses
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floorspace
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galvanometer
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harbor craft
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hyperinsulinemic obesity
instruction-based architecture
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ladening
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microsaccades
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missionise
Mitha Singh
molecular heat conduction
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polynomial hazard function models
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rippling edit
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Tellerette packing
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treib
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vaginal hysterotomy
valvulae fossae navicularis
vertical photograph
wet process of parting
white gum
X-ray Luminosity of cluster of galaxies