打工姐妹花第一季 第62期:辣妹甜心

 　　First of all, welcome to Spice and Sugar.

　　首先，欢迎来到"辣妹甜心"
　　We did a little twist on the traditional sugar and spice
　　我们改动了大家常说的"又甜又辣"
　　putting spice first because...
　　把辣放在前面是因为...
　　We're Italian.
　　我们是意大利人
　　And we always got the spice up front
　　我们的热辣丰胸在前
　　and a little in the rear 1.
　　甜美小翘臀在后
　　Holla!
　　完胜
　　Now are you embarrassed you ever said holla?
　　觉得自己说过"完胜"这个词很丢人了吧
　　My name is Stephanie, and this is my cousin Serena,
　　我叫斯蒂芬妮，这位是我的表姐赛琳娜
　　and this bakery has been in our family for years
　　这家蛋糕店是我们家族传承下来的
　　and then we took it over and made it...
　　经我们接手后，把生意做得
　　Hot.
　　很火爆
　　打工姐妹花第一季
　　All right, let's go around and introduce ourselves
　　好了，大家先来自我介绍吧
　　and tell us why you came tonight.
　　说说你们来这儿上课的原因
　　Let's start with the cute guys.
　　先从帅哥开始
　　Always!
　　必须的
　　I'm Steve,
　　我叫斯蒂夫
　　I thought this would be a fun idea for my bachelor party.
　　我觉得单身派对有自制小蛋糕应该不错
　　I'm getting married to Michael...right there.
　　我要和迈克结婚了，就是我身旁这位
　　So cute. God bless!
　　真有爱，上帝佑佑
　　And I'm Michael.
　　我是迈克
　　I'm Michael as well. Michael.
　　我也叫迈克耶 我也是
　　Oh...So many Michaels.
　　好多迈克哦
　　And you are?
　　那你叫...
　　Michael.
　　迈克
　　No, I'm Max.
　　没啦，我叫麦克斯
　　Oh, she's funny. So cute, God bless!
　　她真幽默，太可爱了，上帝佑佑
　　And I'm Caroline. I'm Max's partner.
　　我叫卡洛琳，和麦克斯是搭档
　　Oh, so many gays tonight. I know.
　　今晚好多同性恋哦 就是
　　No, I'm her business partner.
　　不，是生意上的搭档
　　We actually have our own cupcake business over in Williamsburg,
　　其实我们在威廉斯堡有自己的小蛋糕店
　　and I must say, we're doing very well.
　　我必须说，我们的生意还不错
　　Max is the baker 2 and I'm the business head
　　麦克斯是糕点师，我是生意负责人
　　and we're here tonight to increase our skill level
　　今晚来这儿是为了提高我们的手艺
　　and take our business up to a level that's...
　　好让我们的生意更上一层楼
　　Hot as well.
　　好跟你们一样火爆哟
　　If you're gonna talk that much,
　　要是你再废话连篇的话
　　no one will have time to learn anything.
　　其他人就没时间学习了
　　I know, right?
　　有道理呀，对吧
　　So, uh, where's your shop?
　　你们的店开在哪里呢
　　Well, right now, we're just working out of our apartment.
　　目前只是在自己公寓里做
　　So no shop. Oh, that's sweet.
　　所以还没店面 也不错嘛
　　Cute. Yeah, good luck, God bless.
　　还行嘛 是呀，祝你们好运，上帝佑佑
　　Can you say jealous?
　　是嫉妒还是咋地
　　All right, let's start simple with a pretty little icing flower.
　　好吧，咱们先从简单的糖霜裱花开始
　　Everybody pick up your piping bags,
　　大家拿起挤花袋
　　and with a straight-edge tip--
　　有"直"边锥形尖头那个
　　But you guys can use your gay-edge tip.
　　你们用"弯"边锥形尖头也行
　　All right, everybody watch Stephanie.
　　好了，大家注意看斯蒂芬妮
　　You're gonna take the nail head
　　你们得用尖头
　　and you're gonna make a little "U"
　　做一个小小的"U"出来
　　so that you get little petals 3.
　　这样花瓣就做出来了
　　And we'll do this five times.
　　如此重复五次
　　And then, you have a pretty little five-petal flower.
　　就能做出一朵五瓣的花了
　　Simple. So cute. How fun!
　　多简单 多有爱，真好玩
　　No, no. You gotta start by making a "U".
　　不，不，你得先从"U"做起
　　I did. That's a "U".
　　我做了，这是一个"U"
　　Serena, is that a "U"?
　　赛琳娜，这是"U"吗
　　Not a "U".
　　不是
　　Fine, I'll start over.
　　好吧，我重做一个
　　That was a "U".
　　那就是"U"
　　And what, just because I don't have a quote-unquote shop
　　就因为我没有一家正儿八经的店面
　　I don't know a "U"?
　　我就不知道"U"长什么样吗
　　What's with the attitude?
　　她们这是什么态度呀
　　All right, let's leave.
　　好吧，那我们走吧
　　Next time the gays giggle 4, we'll just slide out.
　　等那群基佬再娘笑，我们立刻脚底抹油
　　No, we're here to learn.
　　不行，我们是来学习的
　　That looks good.
　　做得挺不错啊
　　I suck. I'm starting over.
　　烂死了，我要重做
　　Max, why'd you do that? It was good.
　　麦克斯，你干嘛啊，真的不错呀
　　Not good enough.
　　不够好
　　You two not done yet?
　　你们俩做完没有
　　You have to master the little flower,
　　你们必须先练熟做小花
　　or when we move on to roses you'll be screwed.
　　不然之后教做玫瑰时，你们就死定了
　　Right, cuz? Oh, totally screwed.
　　对吧，表姐，当然是死定了
　　Screwed and not in the good way.
　　而且还会死得惨兮兮呢
　　Do you think we can convince them
　　你说我们有没办法
　　that slapping each other's face is the new high five?
　　拐她们相信最新的击掌方式是互扇耳光呢