时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Problem with gas

放屁的问题



A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription 1. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink 2 terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."



有位小老太太去看医生:“医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上,我在这里已经放了20多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。”医生说:“好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。”一星期后老太太来了,“医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音,但是怎么这么臭!”医生说:“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”



n.处方,开药;指示,规定
  • The physician made a prescription against sea- sickness for him.医生给他开了个治晕船的药方。
  • The drug is available on prescription only.这种药只能凭处方购买。
vi.发出恶臭;糟透,招人厌恶;n.恶臭
  • The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。
  • The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。
学英语单词
Abbadia San Salvatore
accommodation davit
aqueous jet scouring machine
assessor of the vice-chanceller
atlantoaxial subluxation
bae colwyn
ballsed up
bottled juice
braking controller
break-building
bubblings
butane tetracarboxylic acid
candlesticks
chaetomium gangligerum
chronometer record book
circular depolarization (ratio)
close agreement
compressive region
consonanted
convened
credit entries
cross hair
cycleadrine
disanchored
door louver
duty of care
dye receptor
education - isic
elfred
filmlike
flex-timest
for good reason
full shift capability
gasoline gel
giga-switches
giraffidaes
glareth
good cops
high-temperature reservoir
hippocampal fissure (or hippocampal sulcus)
hold the cards
hunger-relief
indium monoiodide
integral mode controller
kidney-shaped
lack of experience
lay edges
Lily Savage
load center
lobar atrophy
local entity
logarithmic convexity
main feedwater
man-to-man rating scale
marketability of product
Mexicana, Altiplanicie (Mexican Plat.)
Mickiewicz
non-essential bus
octopoteuthids
octopus bushes
opaqueness
opposite group
Oprep
ouretic
peritrates
petit mals
presuppositions
properties collection
provisioning
rake out information
reducing plane table equipment
regrouping switch
relevant departments
rescuees
seard meat
session management
settling curve
shank with square tang
short fibre reinforcement
sidemode
solution chromatography
source control
southern blue flag
special-use office building
specific consumption rate
spy hunter
square set and fill stoping
steel bar mechanical connecting
streels
strongly axiomatizable theory
superficialis
time limit relay
transfer station
trichohyalin
Uvernet-Fours
vertical-planer
water-aerobics
Weibull distribution
woodhams
working-hours method
wrens
yalloy