时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Problem with gas

放屁的问题



A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription 1. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink 2 terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."



有位小老太太去看医生:“医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上,我在这里已经放了20多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。”医生说:“好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。”一星期后老太太来了,“医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音,但是怎么这么臭!”医生说:“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”



n.处方,开药;指示,规定
  • The physician made a prescription against sea- sickness for him.医生给他开了个治晕船的药方。
  • The drug is available on prescription only.这种药只能凭处方购买。
vi.发出恶臭;糟透,招人厌恶;n.恶臭
  • The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。
  • The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。
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Algatocin
amelioratingly
Arthropteris
article of war
artistic achievement
asbestos bitumen
assimilateth
audio former
automatic multi-media exchange
axoplasm
between-the-pels
blind spectacle flange
boundary layer accumulation
bracket clock
cartage
charcoal liquid oxygen explosive
chimney swift
cinesiology
closing voltage
compressed-air system
cypress knees
decreased resonance
dental emergencies
doing-dong fight
downward modulation
drop stage
einzig
electronfractography
Erycibe myriantha
export-processing free zone
exposure to hazard
foveolae
frequenter
glucuronic acid
gothy
gross heat of combustion
guide-lines
Hamilton Downs
heterofullerene
Holy Mother
huffine
hygrometrically
internal dielectric membrane
international public law
intra-office and line-transmitter
investment worthy of compensation
iron sulfide
JWCA
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light-hole band
liquorist
macrocontrolled market economy
Mel Gibson
methylmercury nitrile
militialike
molecular abundance
namaz
naphthenic crude
Nordhorn
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odema
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oziel
passive defects
peckawood
Phlogenzym
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propetandrol
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rennison
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resting sporangium
retaliate
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talked dirty
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Tien Thuan
undated check
vertical driven pulse
Warlubie
waste disposal in salt mines
water lilies
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