时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Problem with gas

放屁的问题



A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription 1. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink 2 terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."



有位小老太太去看医生:“医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上,我在这里已经放了20多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。”医生说:“好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。”一星期后老太太来了,“医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音,但是怎么这么臭!”医生说:“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”



n.处方,开药;指示,规定
  • The physician made a prescription against sea- sickness for him.医生给他开了个治晕船的药方。
  • The drug is available on prescription only.这种药只能凭处方购买。
vi.发出恶臭;糟透,招人厌恶;n.恶臭
  • The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。
  • The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。
学英语单词
abestrine
absumption
academic credit
Active data object
AID-like syndrome
air breather
antenna switching device
as sick as mud
automatic-tracking radar
bandgaps
barrel goods
Biliton
blood coagulometer
blud
bounded convergence topology
burga
butat
caffeine phenate
canvas buckle
cetorhinidaes
Chinmen
cholinergic synapse
clausocalanus minor
climate history
color character display
compass plane
conjugate element of group
continuous flow culture
cookpot
cornutaside
corozal
crum
dendryphion cajani
dictyla seorsa
dipole layer
disthrone
fish spotting
flexible lamp
Formylsulfisomidine
free graphite
full - time employee
gonadotropin releasing hormone (gnrh)
grape endings
Hagberg test
head-penny
heat yield
hornetlike
ileal
in two shakes of a lamb's tail
Insulation Displacement Contact
insurance premium
intrauterine secretion
Isaeus
jet orifice separator
jigot
Lariosaurus
LDACM
leprelcesis
logrank
m-p-k
mail user agent
Malacca
Malyshkovo
matrix row
Mazzoni's corpuscles
non-woven scrim
noncombustible substance
notarial office
NRTP
nuclear binding energy
olfactory mucosa
one one's coattails
ophiomyxa
outtalking
overcanopies
Palade, George Emil
piezoelectric crystals
Pisano
positive spike
potato-trap
preautistic
predilects
pressure-indicator
red-bellied snakes
rodwells
rupia escharotica
schoolgoer
scratchy
shoe contact pressure
show-ring
slow bellies
spend management
stair soffit
synchronous transistor logic
the south west
trip cock
vasso
Video Home System
waiting space
warld
xu
zygoamticofacialis