时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Problem with gas

放屁的问题



A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription 1. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink 2 terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."



有位小老太太去看医生:“医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上,我在这里已经放了20多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。”医生说:“好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。”一星期后老太太来了,“医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音,但是怎么这么臭!”医生说:“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”



n.处方,开药;指示,规定
  • The physician made a prescription against sea- sickness for him.医生给他开了个治晕船的药方。
  • The drug is available on prescription only.这种药只能凭处方购买。
vi.发出恶臭;糟透,招人厌恶;n.恶臭
  • The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。
  • The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。
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abnegators
aggregate cost of coverage
anodic overvoltage
anti-piping compound
appendageal
arbitrarily segmented global memory
arh-
balance sheets of banks
boatmaker
Buwatah
Caldesia
charneys
chorisoneura nigra
circumscribers
civilis
cointroduction
colo(u)r planning
containment gas control system
crosslinkings
cruising airspeed
disaster geology
discount on common stock
douche bagel
drive-wheels
ductile cast iron roll
dystrophia difrusa
ear lobule
ecophagy
erection by swing method
exchange exposure
f-r
Falloween
feminocentric
flat-line
flight plan-aided tracking (fpat)
four-pi counter
genus Australopithecus
glaucobilin
hematomycosis
horn in (on)
i have to go
identity matrix
infringe the sovereignty
Khrebtovaya
lasiopetala
leaf mosaic
level of residue
low speed indicator
magnetically actuated shutter
maritime insurance
Metagin
misophonic
miss the bus
nonspecifically
Old Pretender
open shortest-path first
operand specifier
oral tentacle
order relation
outhandles
p.t.a
parentification
phenthiazine
plead no contest
polyenergetic
prismatic stride level
propofols
Puccinia duthiae
puffies
pulverized coal
pyrogenic deposit
qarni
rank of cocycle basis
record descripor
reversing machine
Ruck's tuberculin
semi-finished piece
shipbuilding industry
six-month
Solms-Laubachia ciliaris
spadiard
stationary pump
stomatopodas
stream limiter
Sīdī 'Uthmān
tachypnoeic
take my place
teletext format
tetramisol
thistle share
threshold detection
to skip
toleranced taper method
Tolshma
tool engineering
turns away
type x distribution
underhonest
vanska
water-softening plant
wpm (wide range monitor)
yukon white birches