英文小幽默（3）

蜗牛买跑车 snail and car There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a w

搞笑英文短信

Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花

幽默笑话:解答难题

幽默笑话:解答难题 One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. 老师走

幽默笑话:愿上帝保佑国王

幽默笑话:愿上帝保佑国王 The famous Dr. Smith，dean of Medical College，was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:Professor Smith informs his students tha

幽默笑话:应用心理学

幽默笑话:应用心理学 After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，What is the usual tip? 一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:你一般要多少小费? Well，replied the youth， This is my first t

聚会

学生：Drew，你喜欢聚会吗？ Student:Drew.Do you like going to parties? 老师：是的，我朋友说我是聚会迷。 Teacher:Yes .My friends say I'm a real party animal. 学生：你们国家

飞机场需要办理哪些手续

Amber要去美国了,她来到登记处，检查完行李又具体地问了登机时间、飞行时间等一些问题。你乘飞机旅行过吗？你知道在飞机场需要办理哪些手续吗？现在

乘飞机

Amber：(To the flight attendant) Here’s my ticket and seat assignment. Attendant：Thank you. That way, please. (Indicates the correct aisle) Amber：May I have a pillow and blanket, please? Attend

寄信

Amber goes to the Post Office to buy stamps for the letter she has just written. It's really not so different from what she is used to back home! Clerk: Good afternoon, miss. How can I help you? Amber

加拿大人早餐通常吃什么

A:So,what do Canadians usually have for breakfast? 那么你们加拿大人早餐通常吃什么？ B:Well,breakfast is very important in Canada.We usually have lots of food in the morning.Take eggs f

令人难以置信

还没到上课时间，老师提前走进洋话连篇口语教室，几个同学正在一起谈论着近日的新闻，当听到一个学员说在某个地方发现了飞碟时，老师插了句：

面膜能帮我改善我的面部皮肤状态吗？

告别

Jason and Jack say goodbye to Amber and Ethabella. Jason asks Amber for her telephone number so they can keep in touch. Is this the start of something good? Ethabella:I'd like to meet you again someti

回忆着学校时的美妙时光

Ethabella, Amber and Jack were at Amber's apartment, reminiscing about the fun times they had at school together. They were all happy to be together again, and the conversation lasted until the early

开户头有关这方面的常识

At the bank, Amber must wait for another client before it is his turn. Then she gets some general account information before being directed to the right place for opening a new account. Clerk:Good aft

如何办理住宿手续

as the plane lands, her friend Ethabella comes to pick her up. Since it's the first time of her going to America, after a long time flight, amber feels very tired. So Ethabella drives amber to the hot

用不同的表达方法去和人们打招呼

Amber and Ethabella arrive for work on Monday morning. Ethabella introduces Amber to a number of co-workers on the way in. Then she introduces him to here department manager. Amber also gets to meet s

一些警察用语

Amber has sent an email to her close friend, Mike, in Beijing. she wrote about his first day on the new job, and then mentioned some police commands she heard watching a program called 'Cops' on TV. F

给妈妈的一封信

Dear Mom, Can you imagine that I’m now in the United States, a country so different from China? Everything is new and interesting! I made some friends on the trip over and they have been very kind a

大餐后

After a big meal, everyone was full, so they finished up and left. Jack:Hey, that food was terrific! My stomach isn’t growling at me anymore. Are you sure you don’t want another dish? Amber:Nah, I’