生活大爆炸第一季第五集_1：The Hamburger Postulate

 　　生活大爆炸第一季第五集_1：The Hamburger Postulate 1

　　-Sheldon: All right! I’m moving my infantry 2 division.
　　好吧,我要调动我的步兵师。
　　-Sheldon: Augmented 4 by battalion 5 of orcs from land of the rings.
　　从指环王里的兽人营加过来的。
　　-Sheldon: We flank the Tennessee volunteers.
　　我们从侧翼包围了田纳西的志愿兵。
　　-Sheldon: And the north, once again, wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
　　而在北方，我们又一次赢得了葛底斯堡战役。
　　-Howard: Not so fast!
　　没那么快!
　　-Howard: Remember, the south still has two infantry divisions.
　　别忘了,南方还有两个步兵师。
　　-Howard: Plus superman and Godzilla.
　　再加上超人和哥斯拉。
　　-Leonard: No, orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic.
　　不,兽人会魔法,超人对魔法无能为力。
　　-Leonard: Not to mention you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry 6 and Hulk.
　　更别提哥斯拉早已被伊利诺伊骑兵和绿巨人消灭。
　　-Rajesh: Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
　　为什么不让罗伯特·李将军还有湿婆和格涅沙来统领这一战线?
　　-Penny: You guys ready to order?
　　可以点餐了吗?
　　-Howard: Hang on, honey.
　　稍等，宝贝。
　　-Howard: Shiva and Ganesh?
　　湿婆和格涅沙?
　　-Howard: The Hindu gods, against the entire Union army?
　　印度教之神? 对抗整个北部联军?
　　-Leonard: And orcs.
　　还有半兽人。
　　-Penny: I'll be back.
　　我稍候再来。
　　-Rajesh: Excuse me.
　　不好意思。
　　-Rajesh: Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva is the destroyer.
　　Ganesh擅长清除障碍,湿婆是毁灭之神。
　　-Rajesh: When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
　　当硝烟散尽,林肯将会说印第语,喝南方的薄荷饮料。
　　-Penny: All right, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back.
　　我老板说你们要么点餐，要么永远给他滚蛋。
　　-Howard: What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite from a morning of weight training and cardio funk?
　　对于做了一早上的举重和有氧锻炼,大胃口的我有什么推荐菜式?
　　-Penny: A shower.
　　洗澡。
　　-Howard: I'll take the Heart Smart platter.
　　我要个奶酪拼盘。
　　-Penny: All right, thank you, and Sheldon?
　　好，谢谢你，Sheldon呢?
　　-Sheldon: We don't eat here.
　　我们没在这里吃过。
　　-Sheldon: I don't know what's good.
　　不知道什么好吃。
　　-Penny: Well, it's all good.
　　都很好吃。
　　-Sheldon: Statistically 7 unlikely.
　　概率上不太可能。
　　-Leonard: Just get a hamburger.
　　就点一个汉堡。
　　-Leonard: You like hamburgers.
　　你喜欢汉堡。
　　-Sheldon: I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers.
　　我喜欢我们常去的那家汉堡店的汉堡。
　　-Sheldon: You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here.
　　不能假定我也喜欢这里的汉堡。
　　-Leonard: I'm sorry.
　　对不起。
　　-Leonard: Give him a hamburger.
　　给他一个汉堡。
　　-Penny: All right, which one?
　　好吧，哪种?
　　-Penny: The Classic Burger, the Ranch 8 House Burger, the Barbecue Burger, or the Kobe Burger?
　　经典汉堡,农家汉堡,烧烤汉堡还是柯比汉堡?
　　-Sheldon: Can't we just go to Big Boy?
　　能不能去大胖汉堡店?
　　-Sheldon: They only have one burger... the Big Boy.
　　大胖汉堡只有一种汉堡。
　　-Penny: Well, the Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.
　　烧烤汉堡跟大胖汉堡挺像的。
　　-Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?
　　对不起，既然世上已经有大胖汉堡,为什么我们要满足于像大胖汉堡呢?
　　-Penny: Because you're not at Big Boy!
　　因为你不在大胖汉堡店!
　　-Sheldon: Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger.
　　好吧那我要烧烤汉堡。
　　-Leonard: Make it two.
　　我也要这个。
　　-Sheldon: Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.
　　大胖汉堡店的侍应从不高声训我。
　　-Leslie: Hey, Leonard. Hi, guys.
　　嘿,Leonard,你们好。
　　-Men: Hey.
　　你好。
　　-Leonard: Hi, Leslie.
　　你好,Leslie。
　　-Leslie: I didn't know you ate here.
　　不知道你们会来这里吃饭。
　　-Sheldon: We don't.
　　确实不会。
　　-Sheldon: This is a disturbing aberration 9.
　　这次是烦扰的例外。
　　-Leonard: Leslie, this is Penny.
　　Leslie,她是Penny。
　　-Leonard: She lives across the hall from Sheldon and me.
　　她住在我和Sheldon的对面。
　　-Howard: And walks in quiet beauty like the night.
　　她走在美的光彩中,像夜晚 (诗人拜伦的名句)。
　　-Penny: Howard, I've asked you not to do that.
　　Howard,我已经说了别这样.
　　-Leonard: Leslie and I do research together at the university.
　　Leslie和我在同个实验室做研究。
　　-Penny: Oh, wow, a girl scientist.
　　哇,女科学家。
　　-Leslie: Yep, come for the breasts, stay for the brains.
　　没错,勾人靠胸,留人靠脑。
　　-Leslie: So, I'm glad I ran into you.
　　碰见你太好了。
　　-Leslie: The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist 10.
　　物理系弦乐四重奏还缺一个大提琴。
　　-Leonard: What happened to Elliot Wong?
　　Elliot Wong怎么啦?
　　-Leslie: He switched over to high-energy radiation research
　　他调到高能辐射课题组了。
　　-Leslie: Had a little mishap 11, and now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.
　　发生一些小意外,其他团员怕坐他身边被辐射。
　　-Leslie: So are you in?
　　你来不来?
　　-Leonard: Yeah, sure, why not?
　　当然来。
　　-Leslie: Great, we rehearse on Tuesdays at your place.
　　太好了,周二去你那里彩排。
　　-Sheldon: Why at my place?
　　为什么去我那里?
　　-Leslie: Yeah, Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone.
　　能源部说我们原来排练的地方现在是危险区。
　　-Leslie: Nice meeting you.
　　很高兴见到你。
　　-Penny: Yeah, you, too.
　　我也是。
　　-Penny: Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello 12.
　　Leonard,不知道你会拉大提琴。
　　-Leonard: Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in Advanced Placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
　　是啊，我父母觉得给我取名Leonard，让我上天才班，还不够招人恨的。
　　-Howard: If you're into music, I happen to be a human beat box.
　　你喜欢音乐吗? 我会学口技。
　　-Penny: Really?
　　真的?
　　-Penny: I'm actually not that into music.
　　其实我不是太喜欢音乐。
　　-Penny: So, hey, your friend's really cute. Anything going on with you two?
　　你那个朋友不错,你们俩是不是有点情况?
　　-Leonard: Leslie?
　　Leslie?
　　-Leonard: No, no.
　　没有。
　　-Leonard: What, are you kidding? He asked her out once.
　　怎么可能? 他约过她一次
　　-Sheldon: It was an embarrassing failure.
　　尴尬地失败了。
　　-Leonard: Thank you, Sheldon.
　　多谢,Sheldon。
　　-Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry.
　　噢,对不起。
　　-Sheldon: Was that supposed to be a secret?
　　这个需要保密吗?
　　-Penny: Aw, that's too bad.
　　哦,太可惜了。
　　-Penny: You guys would make a cute couple.
　　你们本可以做一对甜蜜情侣。
　　-Rajesh: Oh, dear.
　　我的天。
　　-Howard: What's the matter?
　　怎么了?
　　-Rajesh: She didn't take my order.
　　她没问我点什么。
　　-Howard: How can she take your order?
　　她怎么问你?
　　-Howard: when you're too neurotic 13 to talk to her?
　　你紧张得连话都不会说。
　　-Rajesh: Nevertheless, this will be reflected in her tip.
　　尽管如此，这将反映在她的小费上。
　　-Sheldon: What did Penny mean, "You would make a cute couple?"
　　Penny说"你们本可以做一对甜蜜情侣" 什么意思?
　　-Leonard: Well, I assume she meant the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute.
　　我想她的意思是,你们两个在一起可以组成情侣，并且令其他人觉得你们甜蜜。
　　-Sheldon: An alternate and somewhat less likely interpretation 14 is that you could manufacture one.
　　另一个不太可能的解释是你们可以制造一对情侣。
　　-Sheldon: As in, "Oh, look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb. Aren't they adorable?"
　　例如,"快看 Leonard和Leslie所生的 Goldfarb夫妻,是不是很可爱?"
　　-Leonard: If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down,
　　如果Penny不知道Leslie拒绝过我,
　　then it would unambiguously mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her,
　　那么这一句的所指将十分清晰即她(Penny)认为我应该追她(Leslie)。
　　Leslie, out indicating that she, Penny, had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out.
　　表明她(Penny)对于我，追求她(Penny)并无兴趣。
　　But, because she did know that I had asked Leslie out
　　但由于她知道我追过Leslie
　　and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, could be offering consolation 15.
　　并且她(Leslie)已经拒绝我，那么她(Penny)可能只是安慰我。
　　"That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple..."
　　"真可惜，你们本来可以做一对甜蜜情侣..."
　　But while thinking:" Good, Leonard remains 16 available."
　　并且暗想,很好,Leonard还是单身。
　　-Sheldon: You're a lucky man, Leonard.
　　你很幸运,Leonard。
　　-Leonard: How so?
　　怎么说?
　　-Sheldon: You're talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.
　　听你说话的人是西半球仅有的三个能跟得上你思维的人之一。
　　-Leonard: Well, what do you think?
　　那么,你怎么看?
　　-Sheldon: I said I could follow it. I didn't say I care.
　　我只是说我能跟上,不代表我有兴趣。
　　-Leslie: I admire your fingering.
　　我很欣赏你的指法。
　　-Leonard: Thank you.
　　谢谢。
　　-Leslie: Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument.
　　也许你可以在我的"乐器"上演练一下。
　　-Leslie: Good night, guys. Good job.
　　晚安兄弟。练得不错。
　　-Man: Thanks.
　　谢谢。
　　-Leslie: See you next week.
　　下周见。
　　-Leonard: That was fun, Leslie. Thanks for including me.
　　挺好玩的,Leslie,多谢你叫上我。
　　-Leslie: You're welcome.
　　不客气。
　　-Leslie: If you're up for it, we could practice that middle section again.
　　如果你有兴趣,我们可以练一下中间部分。
　　-Leonard: Sure, why not?
　　当然好。
　　-Leslie: Just so we're clear, you understand that me hanging back to practice with you
　　说说清楚比较好，你知不知道我留下来陪你加练。
　　is a pretext 17 for letting you know that I'm sexually available.
　　是一个铺垫,为了让你知道我是潜在性对象。
　　-Leonard: Really?
　　真的?
　　-Leslie: Yeah, I'm good to go.
　　是的,我随时可以。
　　-Leonard: I thought you weren't interested in me.
　　我以为你对我没兴趣。
　　-Leslie: That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs.
　　那是在看到你摆弄两腿之间那块优雅的木头之前。
　　-Leonard: You mean my cello?
　　你是指大提琴?
　　-Leslie: No, I mean the obvious, crude, double entendre.
　　不,那是一个明显下流的双关。
　　-Leslie: I'm seducing 18 you.
　　我在勾引你。
　　-Leonard: No kidding.
　　不是吧。
　　-Leslie: What can I say? I'm a passionate 19 and impulsive 20 woman.
　　怎么说呢?我是有激情的冲动型女人。
　　-Leslie: So how about it?
　　你说呢?
　　-Leonard: Gee 21. Uh...
　　这个,呃...
　　-Leslie: Is it the waitress?
　　因为那个侍应生?
　　-Leonard: Penny? What about her?
　　Penny? 她怎么了?
　　-Leslie: I thought I saw your pupils dilate 22 when you looked at her.
　　你看她的时候瞳孔放大。
　　-Leslie: Which, unless you’re a heroin 23 addict 24, points to sexual attraction?
　　这表明有性吸引力，除非是海洛因成瘾反应。
　　-Leonard: Well, I did have a poppy seed bagel for breakfast.
　　我早餐吃了一个含罂粟籽的百吉饼。
　　-Leonard: Which could cause a positive urine test for opiates but certainly not dilate my pupils?
　　可能导致鸦片碱尿检阳性,但肯定不至于扩大瞳孔。
　　-Leonard: So I guess there was no point in bringing it up.
　　所以...我不知道为什么要说起这个。
　　-Leslie: You and the waitress then.
　　你和那个侍应生。
　　-Leonard: No... No.
　　没有,没有。
　　-Leonard: There's nothing going on between Penny and me.
　　我和Penny之间没什么。
　　-Leslie: So you're open to a sexual relationship?
　　所以你可以建立性关系咯?
　　-Leonard: Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
　　可以可以,我想。
　　-Leslie: Good.
　　好。
　　-Leonard: Yeah, it is. It is good.
　　很好。
　　-Leonard: Did you want to start now?
　　要现在就开始?
　　-Leslie: Why don't we finish the section first?
　　演完这一章吧。
　　-Leonard: Oh, okay.
　　好的。
　　-Leonard: A little musical foreplay. Terrific.
　　音乐前戏,不错。
　　-Leonard: I'm g-good to go.
　　我准备好了。
　　-Leslie: Me, too.
　　我也是。
　　postulate：假定，基本条件
　　infantry division :步兵师
　　augment 3:增加,增大
　　battalion :营,军队,集团
　　orc:【兽人】
　　flank:攻击侧面
　　Battle of Gettysburg:【葛底斯堡战役, 美国南北战争中的转折点】
　　Godzilla:【哥斯拉,日本卡通和电影的怪物名称】
　　Hulk:废船,笨重之人或物【指美国电影《绿巨人》中的人物】
　　Robert E. Lee:【罗伯特·李将军, 美国南北战争南军统帅】
　　Shiva: 【湿婆,印度教三大主神之一】
　　Ganesh: 【象头神, 湿婆神的大儿子】
　　julep:冰镇薄荷酒
　　cardio funk:有氧锻炼
　　ranch:牧场
　　aberration:越轨【这里是例外的意思】
　　string quartet: 【弦乐四重奏】
　　cellist:大提琴演奏家
　　mishap:不幸之事,灾祸,恶运
　　rehearse:预演,排演,预先演习
　　cello: 大提琴
　　Advanced Placement classes : 跨级班
　　human beat box:【口技】
　　alternate:交替的,轮流的【另一个】
　　unambiguously:明显的
　　fingering:用指摸弄,抚弄,捻弄【指法】
　　hang back:犹豫
　　poppy: 罂粟
　　bagel:百吉饼