生活大爆炸第一季第十一集_3：The Pancake Batter

 　　生活大爆炸第一季第十一集_3：The Pancake Batter 1 Anomaly

　　-Rajesh: Here we go. Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y goodness.
　　开始了，10个半小时的精彩猿人生活。
　　-Leonard: Damn it, my glasses.
　　见鬼，我的眼镜呢?
　　Okay, I'm blind here, guys.
　　我什么也看不见了。
　　Can you help me find them?
　　兄弟们帮我找下眼镜？
　　-Howard: Sorry.
　　不好意思。
　　-Rajesh: Okay.
　　好了。
　　-Howard: Found them.
　　我找到了
　　-Leonard: Oh, great.
　　好极了
　　-Howard: I'm sorry. Don't you have a spare?
　　对不起你没有备用的吗?
　　-Leonard: Yeah. At home.
　　有在家里
　　-Rajesh: Well, if you leave now, you can be back before the gorillas 2 rip the crap out of Charlton Heston.
　　你现在回去拿你来得及在大猩猩把Charlton Heston撕碎前赶回来，
　　-Howard: Unless Sheldon's there, in which case, you'll be trapped forever in his whiny 3, hyper- neurotic 4 snot web.
　　最好Sheldon不在家，万一在，你就会被他的牢骚，神经质和鼻涕拖住回不来了。
　　-Leonard: Hi. Penny?
　　嘿 Penny?
　　Uh, I was just wondering, is Sheldon still at the restaurant?
　　我只是想知道Sheldon 还在餐厅吗?
　　Okay, that was very nice of you.
　　你真是太好了
　　Okay, I am going to go.
　　好了，我得挂了。
　　Got kind of a full-blown Chernobyl thing here.
　　现在这里就像切尔诺贝利的翻版。
　　Going to go. Bye.
　　挂了，拜。
　　He's home. I'm screwed.
　　他在家，我完了。
　　Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y blurriness.
　　10个半小时的模糊的猿人生活。
　　-Rajesh: How about Lasik?
　　你为什么不去激光?
　　-Leonard: You want me to get eye surgery?
　　你想让我去做眼部手术?
　　-Rajesh: Would you rather go back to the apartment and deal with Sheldon,
　　or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?
　　那你是想回家陪Sheldon，还是用激光刀，让你的角膜再次冒险之旅?
　　-Rajesh: Well?
　　怎么样?
　　-Leonard: I'm thinking.
　　我在考虑呢。
　　-Penny: Okay, nice and cozy 5.
　　好了，好好躺下，睡一觉。
　　Okay? I'll see you later.
　　好吗? 我过会再来看你。
　　-Sheldon: Wait. Will you please rub this on my chest?
　　等等。你能不能把这个涂在我胸口上?
　　-Penny: Oh, Sheldon, can't you do that yourself?
　　Sheldon 你就不能自己涂吗?
　　-Sheldon: VapoRub makes my hands smell funny.
　　这药膏会让我的手闻起来怪怪的
　　-Penny: But, Sheldon...
　　但是 Sheldon...
　　-Sheldon: Please, please, please, please, please?
　　求你了，求你了，求你了，求你了，求你了？
　　-Penny: I can't believe I'm doing this.
　　真不敢相信我会这么做。
　　-Sheldon: No, no. Counterclockwise, or my chest hair mats.
　　不，逆时针，否则我胸毛会缠起来的。
　　-Penny: Sorry.
　　对不起。
　　-Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
　　你能不能给我唱 "软软的Kitty"?
　　-Penny: What?
　　什么?
　　-Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
　　我每次生病我妈都给我唱的。
　　-Penny: Oh, sorry, honey. I don't know it.
　　对不起，亲爱的，我不会。
　　-Sheldon: I'll teach you.
　　我教你。
　　* Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur *
　　* 软软的kitty 暖暖的kitty 一团小毛球 *
　　* Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. *
　　* 快乐的kitty 睡着的kitty 喵喵喵 *
　　Now you.
　　轮到你了
　　-Penny: * Soft kitty, warm kitty... *
　　* 软软的kitty 暖暖的kitty... *
　　-Sheldon: * Little ball of fur *
　　* 一团小毛球 *
　　Keep rubbing.
　　别停。
　　-Penny: Little ball of fur
　　* 一团小毛球 *
　　-Leonard: What do you see? What do you see?
　　你看到什么了? 你看到什么了?
　　-Rajesh: I can't. The living room appears to be empty.
　　我还没看见呢，客厅里好像没人。
　　-Leonard: He must be in his bedroom.
　　他肯定在卧室。
　　My spare glasses are in my bedroom, on my dresser, next to my bat signal.
　　我的备用眼睛在卧室在梳妆台蝙蝠侠标记的旁边。
　　-Howard: I'm not going in there.
　　我不会进去的
　　-Leonard: Raj?
　　Raj?
　　-Rajesh: No way, Jose.
　　想都别想 Jose
　　-Leonard: But I can't do it. I can't see anything.
　　但是我也不行，我什么也看不见。
　　-Howard: It's all right.
　　没关系。
　　Wireless 6 minicam and Bluetooth headset.
　　无线摄像头加蓝牙耳机。
　　We'll be your eyes.
　　我们就是你的眼睛。
　　-Leonard: Fine.
　　好吧。
　　-Howard: One more thing. This is a subsonic impact sensor 7.
　　还有，这是一个音速感应器。
　　If Sheldon gets out of bed and starts to walk, is device will register it and send a signal to the laptop.
　　如果Sheldon下床，开始讲话，它发生会发信号到电脑上。
　　At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the ambulatory speed of a sick Sheldon, you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.
　　那个时候，基于房间的地理位置和Sheldon的位移速度，你大概有7秒钟离开屋子，不管有没有拿到眼镜。
　　-Leonard: Won't my footsteps set it off?
　　但是，我的脚步声就不会启动它吗?
　　-Howard: No. You'll be on your hands and knees.
　　不，因为你是爬进去的。
　　Now, you'll need to get the sensor as close as you can to Sheldon's room.
　　现在你得把感应器放到离Sheldon最近的地方。
　　-Leonard: Look, how do I carry it if I'm on my hands and knees?
　　听着你要我怎么带着这个爬进去?
　　-Howard: Stay low. Bear left. Now keep true.
　　趴低点，左转，保持方向不变。
　　-Leonard: What?
　　什么意思?
　　-Howard: It means "go straight."
　　意思是"直走"。
　　-Leonard: Then just say, "Go straight."
　　那你干嘛不说"直走"
　　-Howard: You don't say, "Go straight." When you're giving bearings, you say, "Keep true."
　　行进的时候不说"直走"要说"保持方向不变"不说"直走"
　　-Leonard: All right. I just hit my head.
　　好吧，我敲到头了。
　　-Howard: Because you didn't keep true.
　　那是因为你没有"保持方向不变"。
　　Okay, turn right.
　　好了，右转。
　　-Rajesh: The, the picture's breaking up.
　　画面，没画面了。
　　-Howard: Angle your head to the right.
　　头右转。
　　Now, a little more.
　　再转。
　　Little more.
　　再转点。
　　That's it.
　　好了。
　　Now, just keep true.
　　现在保持这样。
　　All right, you're close enough to Sheldon's room.
　　好了，你现在离Sheldon的房间很近了。
　　Deploy 8 the sensor.
　　把感应器放好。
　　Now, turn it on.
　　好了，打开它。
　　-Leonard: It wasn't on?
　　它还没有被打开?
　　-Howard: No.
　　没有。
　　-Leonard: Then why did I have to crawl?
　　那我为什么要爬着进来?
　　-Howard: No, I guess you didn't.
　　我想其实你不用爬的。
　　-Leonard: Okay, it's on.
　　好了，开了。
　　-Howard: Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.
　　很好，现在你得爬了。
　　-Leonard: I know.
　　我知道。
　　-Howard: Hang on. The sensor's picking up something.
　　等等，好像有情况。
　　Turn your head back.
　　回头。
　　-Penny: You rat bastard 9.
　　你这大混蛋。
　　-Howard: old you the sensor would work.
　　你说你的感应器很有用
　　-Leonard: Hi.
　　嘿。
　　-Penny: You deliberately 10 stuck me with Sheldon.
　　你故意让我来照顾Sheldon。
　　-Leonard: Come on, I had to.
　　对不起，我也不想的。
　　You see what he's like?
　　你也看见他那样?
　　-Sheldon: Penny? Penny, I'm hungry.
　　Penny? Penny我饿了.
　　-Penny: Uh, it's okay, sweetie.
　　没关系亲爱的
　　Good news! Leonard's home!
　　好消息! Leonard回来了!
　　-Leonard: Nooo!
　　不!
　　-Penny: Here you go. Good luck. Bye.
　　这给你.祝你好运,拜!
　　-Leonard: Wait, wait.
　　等等。
　　-Sheldon: Leonard! I'm hungry!
　　Leonard! 我饿了!
　　-Leonard: Penny, take me with you!
　　Penny带我一起走!
　　-Sheldon: Leonard? I want grilled 11 cheese.
　　Leonard? 我要烤奶酪。
　　Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us?
　　你觉得Penny会回来照顾我们俩么?
　　-Leonard: I don't think Penny's ever coming here again.
　　我不觉得Penny还会再来了。
　　-Sheldon: I'm very congested.
　　我鼻子塞得厉害。
　　-Leonard: Yeah? So?
　　所以呢?
　　-Sheldon: Could you go to the kitchen and get me the turkey buster labeled "mucous"?
　　你能不能到厨房帮我把那根标着"黏液"的吸管拿来?
　　-Leonard: If I stand, I'll vomit 12.
　　如果我还站得起来我铁定去吐了
　　-Sheldon: Under the sink, in a Tupper Ware 13 bowl.
　　就在水槽下面的陶瓷碗里
　　gorillas：大猩猩
　　rip：拉开
　　crap out：输掉
　　whiny：好发牢骚的
　　full-blown：成熟的
　　Chernobyl：【切尔诺贝利，1986年那发生核泄漏】
　　corneas：角膜
　　laser beam：激光束
　　counterclockwise：逆时针
　　minicam：摄像头
　　Bluetooth headset：蓝牙耳机
　　subsonic：次音速的
　　ambulatory：可行走的
　　mucous：黏液
　　buster: 小家伙