时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Little Albert came 1 home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize 2, mother," he explained 3.


"A prize? What for, dear?"


"For natural 4 history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich 5 has, and I said 6 three."


"But an ostrich has only two legs."


"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was 7 the closest."


小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。


“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”


“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”


“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”


“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”



1 came
v.动词come的过去式
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
2 prize
n.奖,奖品,战利品;v.珍视,捕获
  • He won a prize for good behaviour at school.他因在校的表现好而获奖。
  • He hopes from his very heart that he will win a prize.他满心希望获奖。
3 explained
v.讲解,解释( explain的过去式和过去分词 );说明…的原因,辩解;说明,解释,辩解
  • It's the nth time I've explained it to you. 这件事我已经向你解释过无数遍了。
  • He explained that he had to leave at once. 他解释说他必须立即离开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 natural
adj.自然的,正常的,天生的;n.有天赋的人
  • He is a natural dancer.他是天生的舞蹈家。
  • Try to look natural for your photograph.拍照时要自然一点。
5 ostrich
n.鸵鸟
  • Ostrich is the fastest animal on two legs.驼鸟是双腿跑得最快的动物。
  • The ostrich indeed inhabits continents.鸵鸟确实是生活在大陆上的。
6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
学英语单词
a difference of opinion
adamant bend
additional mark
Adolfsstrom
air defence command (adc)
ampikel
anisogenomatic
Archaeofavosina
automatic screw lathe
bilixanthin
boogying down
butesamid
cabdriver
Canna edulis
caries incidence
Cavitas conchalis
chemical closet
colo(u)r curve
cystelminth
database subsystem
desert region
direct-recording system
efore
emprisoning
enhancing
enjailed
explosive gas indicator
flatwater
flowering ashes
fluviatile erosion
fuel methanol
genus Amygdalus
gladhand
Gregory Pincus
hablot
Hampton Harb.
hayducks
hecto-watt
hemihypertrophies
hemodilution
highMass
history of accounts
identity operation
Ilek-Pen'kovka
immoved
internal jet
jecoleic acid
laak
larix accidentalis
lawl
leucocytolysin
magnesium aluminum glycinate
malleoluss
measuring spectroscope
media gateway
murano glass
nonchelated
nonsuppletive
norpipanone
organized magnetic field
over-predictions
pachynesis
paragiopagurus boletifer
perineoscrotal hypospadias
phenol supository
photospheric telescope
Portland Ridge
Raytheon Company
real estate title deeds
rhabdochaeta formosana
rhizoma smilacis glabrae
rigid type
ruset-offal
ruthenium oxide resistance
saj
Schonlein's disease
scutching rug
self-association
service bridge
simpson's index
single core type current transformer
single ring feed
soft ice cream
solid resistance
Spanish lavender oil
streptomyce
sulfur (s)-bearing crude
tetracycline pigmentation teeth
the ropes
the stink
trolley eye
troop helicopter
twin-rotor condenser
tyretracked
unconvalesced
uranyl nitrate trihydrate
uvularizes
voluntary assignment
water-sorted material
wicksell
zfm
zoogloeas