时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Little Albert came 1 home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize 2, mother," he explained 3.


"A prize? What for, dear?"


"For natural 4 history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich 5 has, and I said 6 three."


"But an ostrich has only two legs."


"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was 7 the closest."


小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。


“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”


“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”


“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”


“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”



1 came
v.动词come的过去式
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
2 prize
n.奖,奖品,战利品;v.珍视,捕获
  • He won a prize for good behaviour at school.他因在校的表现好而获奖。
  • He hopes from his very heart that he will win a prize.他满心希望获奖。
3 explained
v.讲解,解释( explain的过去式和过去分词 );说明…的原因,辩解;说明,解释,辩解
  • It's the nth time I've explained it to you. 这件事我已经向你解释过无数遍了。
  • He explained that he had to leave at once. 他解释说他必须立即离开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 natural
adj.自然的,正常的,天生的;n.有天赋的人
  • He is a natural dancer.他是天生的舞蹈家。
  • Try to look natural for your photograph.拍照时要自然一点。
5 ostrich
n.鸵鸟
  • Ostrich is the fastest animal on two legs.驼鸟是双腿跑得最快的动物。
  • The ostrich indeed inhabits continents.鸵鸟确实是生活在大陆上的。
6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
学英语单词
a grey area
accomodation module
Add-in board
Alpinia oui
anamensis
antispeeding
approach object
army specifications
baconless
baliwicke
basic network
benziman
Bodoukpa
boosa
bring to light
cable tv system
charted financial consultant
chill down
chimney bellflower
chorioptes bovis
cl-tyretskite (hilgardite-1tc)
clodion
color-matching
comprehensive qualities
conservancy of sanitation
construction program
conti
Cuorgne
daily conversations
deprecatings
develins
devoted
double-wides
down on your luck
doyl
duren (darin)
ealdren
electrolysis relay
electrosalivogram
eyn
fast settling device
fatsos
file-management system
flour packer
Franceschetti
genus agropyrons
geometric head
hair-metal
heterofriendly
high-rise pile cap
Hoechst-Wacker process
honeycomb core panel
hostage taker
ice-cream sundae
in-air dose
jerkingly
kittiwake
landslide victories
Langhans' layer
leurocolumbine
life saving biscuit
longitudinal focusing
M-Bromofluorobenzene
manipulating industrial robot
maracanas
maximillian
Metoro
micro-mud
nosphere
oeil-de-boeuf
operation scheduling
operational performance management
pass-on rate
paysannat
phoebe taiwaniana hay.
practical problems
pree the mouth of
primary cost estimate
program object deck
quality measurement
range of lift
rarities
reading achievement
ricinelaidin
roots of unity
scriptally
scwe
sestris
shockcorded
stabilized slope
stage settings
suffle
sweeping generator
switched line
takbirs
tallith
tiet
transient-response experiment
vertical kerf
violin-playing
wash marking
wavy terrain