时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Little Albert came 1 home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize 2, mother," he explained 3.


"A prize? What for, dear?"


"For natural 4 history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich 5 has, and I said 6 three."


"But an ostrich has only two legs."


"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was 7 the closest."


小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。


“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”


“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”


“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”


“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”



1 came
v.动词come的过去式
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
2 prize
n.奖,奖品,战利品;v.珍视,捕获
  • He won a prize for good behaviour at school.他因在校的表现好而获奖。
  • He hopes from his very heart that he will win a prize.他满心希望获奖。
3 explained
v.讲解,解释( explain的过去式和过去分词 );说明…的原因,辩解;说明,解释,辩解
  • It's the nth time I've explained it to you. 这件事我已经向你解释过无数遍了。
  • He explained that he had to leave at once. 他解释说他必须立即离开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 natural
adj.自然的,正常的,天生的;n.有天赋的人
  • He is a natural dancer.他是天生的舞蹈家。
  • Try to look natural for your photograph.拍照时要自然一点。
5 ostrich
n.鸵鸟
  • Ostrich is the fastest animal on two legs.驼鸟是双腿跑得最快的动物。
  • The ostrich indeed inhabits continents.鸵鸟确实是生活在大陆上的。
6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
学英语单词
acierate
acute adaptation
airmanship
angle plate jig
anti-obliquity
automatic driller, automatic drilling control unit
bacterium endometritidis
behind the eight-ball
buggering up
business casual shoes
cabbageworms
cadmium bromate
camerounian
Campbell University
character dance
check abuse
chronic mononucleosis
classroom projects
closely coiled arm
clothes airer
cold-cathode source
collocalia inexpectatas
condition survey
cross mouth
crotal
currency turmoil
cyclic access
delivery advice
differential-integral
double lane highway
electrostatic document copying machine
electrostatic microphone
Elephantopus tomentosus
Empidinae
Eriophyes
Eurogamers
Eyinane
feed agitator
Fin-membrane
flat wart
Forsythia suspensa Vahl
four-probe method
geometrical locus
glucosyl-
gonangia
grazing acreage
gross working capital
halens
hunting leopard
Hörbranz
ice machine oil
Ieshima-shoto
important item
inoculation of medium
installing but not discharging
jeanne-marie
labidometer
lepus europaeuss
lodis tacheometer
make-and-breaks
MMEFR
muting phase
nitrolar
nonboarder
oesophag-
organoplatinum
pat himself on the back
pbys
poly(vinyl fluoride)
primogyn M
randomized response model
reactivity hazard
resazurin (dye) reduction test
salesmen's salaries and commission
Sarasota Beach
schop
scrap a machine
semen brassicae campestris
soft tick
soft wood tar pitch
splintlike
structural veneer
sullabography
supply
swarmer cell
tapered polyline segments
Telosporidia
thermoelectric pile
thought nothing of
tie flight
triazene
tributyltin oxide
unstylish
Villarquemado
vinakir
virtual machine concept
virtual route sequence number
want to rent
Wealth makes worship.
wear resistance tape head
whipworm
work-hardening curve