生活大爆炸第一季第二集_2The Big Bran Hypothesis

 　　生活大爆炸第一季第二集_2The Big Bran Hypothesis

　　-Leonard: Come on, we should go.
　　快点，我们得走了。
　　-Sheldon: Hang on.
　　等一下。
　　-Leonard: What are you doing?
　　你在干嘛?
　　-Sheldon: I'm straightening up.
　　我在清理。
　　-Leonard: Sheldon, this is not your home.
　　Sheldon，这不是你的家。
　　-Sheldon: No, this is not anyone's home. This is a swirling 1 vortex of entropy.
　　这根本不能叫家，这是社会恶化的旋涡中心。
　　-Leonard: When the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place.
　　当易装癖住在这儿的时候，你就不计较他怎么糟蹋这的。
　　-Sheldon: Because it was immaculate. I mean, you opened that man's closet, it was left to right evening gowns,
　　因为他的很完美。当你打开那男人的衣橱时，从左到右，依次是女士晚礼服、
　　cocktail 2 dresses, then his police uniforms.
　　女士短裙、然后是警察制服。
　　-Leonard: What were you doing in his closet?
　　你去翻他的衣橱干什么?
　　-Sheldon: I helped him run some cable for a web cam.
　　我帮他调试摄像头网线。
　　-Penny：Hey, guys.
　　嘿，伙计们。
　　-Leonard: Oh, Hey, Penny.
　　嘿，Penny。
　　This just arrived, we just brought this up... just now.
　　家具刚到，我们搬上来...刚刚。
　　-Penny：Great. Was it hard getting it up the stairs?
　　太好了，你们搬上楼来很费劲吧?
　　-Leonard: No.
　　不。
　　-Sheldon: "No"?
　　"不"?
　　-Leonard: No.
　　不。
　　-Sheldon: No.
　　不。
　　-Leonard: Well, we'll get out of your here.
　　好了，我们出去了。
　　-Penny：Okay, great. Thank you again.
　　太好了，再次谢谢你们。
　　-Sheldon: Penny...I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this.
　　Penny，我只是想让你知道，你没必要这样生活。
　　I'm here for you.
　　有我在呢。
　　-Penny：What's he talking about?
　　他在说什么?
　　-Leonard: It's a joke.
　　说笑话。
　　-Penny：I don't get it.
　　我没听懂。
　　-Leonard: Yeah, he didn't tell it right.
　　是啊，他讲不来笑话的。
　　-Leonard: Sheldon?  Sheldon? Hello? Sheldon!
　　Sheldon! Sheldon? 哈罗? Sheldon!
　　-Sheldon: Shh, Shh, shh. Penny's sleeping.
　　嘘，嘘，Penny在睡觉。
　　-Leonard: Are you insane?
　　你疯了吗?
　　You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.
　　你不能就这么闯进一间女人的公寓，深更半夜，还打扫整理。
　　-Sheldon: I had no choice.
　　我别无选择。
　　I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this.
　　我没法睡着，明明知道，我卧室外是客厅，客厅外是走廊，而直接紧接走廊的是...这个。
　　-Leonard: Do you realize that if Penny wakes up,
　　你有没想过，万一Penny醒了，
　　there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.
　　该如何解释我们在这儿呢。
　　-Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
　　我刚就给了你一个合理解释。
　　-Leonard: No, no, you gave me an explanation.
　　不，不，你给了我一个解释。
　　Its reasonableness will be determined 3 by a jury of your peers.
　　可它的合理性，得由你的同伴陪审团来裁决。
　　-Sheldon: Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.
　　别说笑了。我没什么同伴。
　　-Leonard: Sheldon, we have to get out of here.
　　Sheldon，我们得出去。
　　-Sheldon: You might want to speak in a lower register.
　　也许你得降低声调。
　　-Leonard: What?
　　什么?
　　-Sheldon: Evolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep
　　人类进化使得女性在睡觉时，对高声调的噪音特别敏感，
　　so that they'll be roused by a crying baby.
　　这样她们就能被哭闹的婴儿唤醒。
　　If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.
　　如果你不想吵醒她，降低声调。
　　-Leonard: That's ridiculous!
　　太可笑了!
　　-Sheldon: No. That's ridiculous.
　　不，太可笑了。
　　-Leonard: Fine. I accept your premise 4. Now, please, let's go.
　　好吧，我接受你的假设，拜托，我们走。
　　-Sheldon: I'm not leaving until I'm done.
　　没清理完，我不会走的。
　　If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.
　　如果你如此清闲，还不如帮着清理。
　　-Leonard: Oh, what the hell.
　　噢，该死的。
　　-Sheldon: Morning.
　　早上好。
　　-Leonard: Morning.
　　早上好。
　　-Sheldon: I have to say I slept splendidly.
　　我得说我睡得非常好。
　　Granted, not long, but just deeply and well.
　　老实说，睡得不久，但是很深很沉。
　　-Leonard: I'm not surprised.
　　我不觉得惊讶。
　　A well-known folk cure for insomnia 5 is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.
　　一个有名的民间治愈失眠法，就是闯入邻居的房间打扫清理。
　　-Sheldon: Sarcasm 6?
　　讽刺我吗?
　　-Leonard: You think?
　　你说呢?
　　-Sheldon: Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox,
　　老实说，我的方法也许有些极端，
　　but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality of life.
　　但我认为最终有效地，增进了Penny的生活质量。
　　-Leonard: You've convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak 7 in and shampoo her carpet.
　　你说得对，也许今晚我们该再偷溜去，给她的地毯来个泡泡浴。
　　-Sheldon: You don't think that crosses a line?
　　你不觉得那样太过火了吗?
　　-Leonard: Yes.
　　当然。
　　For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
　　Sheldon，难道要我每次开口讽刺你时，都举块讽刺牌?
　　-Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?
　　你有讽刺牌?
　　-Leonard: No, I do not have a sarcasm sign.
　　不，我没有讽刺牌。
　　-Sheldon: Do you want some cereal?
　　你想来些芥麦吗?
　　I feel so good today; I'm going to choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf.
　　今天感觉真好，我决定选择，架子尾端的低纤维食物。
　　Hello, Honey Puffs 8.
　　哈罗，蜂蜜泡芙。
　　-Penny：Son of a bitch!
　　狗娘养的!
　　-Leonard: Penny's up.
　　Penny起床了。
　　-Penny：You sick geeky bastards 9!
　　你们这些恶心变态的杂种!
　　-Leonard: How did she know it was us?
　　她怎么知道是我们?
　　-Sheldon: I may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.
　　我也许在她卧室的衣橱，留下了一个暗示性的组织记号。
　　-Penny：Leonard!
　　Leonard!
　　-Leonard: God, this is going to be bad.
　　上帝啊，糟糕了。
　　-Sheldon: Good-bye, Honey Puffs. Hello, Big Bran.
　　再见，蜂蜜泡芙。哈罗，大糠芥麦。
　　-Penny：You came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping?!
　　你们昨晚趁我睡着时，进了我的房间?!
　　-Leonard: Yes, but only to clean.
　　是的，但只是帮你清理房间。
　　-Sheldon: Really more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se.
　　顶多也就是整理。本质上讲，你并不脏。
　　-Penny：Give me back my key.
　　把钥匙还给我。
　　-Leonard: I'm very, very sorry.
　　我非常抱歉。
　　-Penny：Do you understand how creepy this is?
　　你们知道这有多么可怕吗?
　　-Leonard: Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night.
　　是的，我们昨晚详细地讨论过了。
　　-Penny：In my apartment, while I was sleeping?!
　　我的房间，趁我睡着时?!
　　-Sheldon: And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection.
　　还打鼾，那也许是种鼻窦传染病。
　　But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist.
　　但那会引发睡眠时呼吸暂停，你最好去看耳鼻喉科医师。
　　The throat doctor.
　　就是看咽喉的医生。
　　-Penny：And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses 10?
　　哪种医生能从屁股里提鞋?
　　-Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that's either a... proctologist or a general surgeon.
　　依深度来看，那可能是直肠病医生，或是普通外科医生。
　　-Leonard: SARCASM
　　讽刺（纸上写的）
　　-Sheldon: Oh.
　　-Penny：God!
　　上帝!
　　-Leonard: Penny, I think what you're feeling is perfectly 11 valid 12 and maybe a little bit later today
　　Penny，你现在的想法完全正确，也许再过一会儿，
　　when you're feeling a little less...
　　当你感到不是那么...
　　for lack of a better word-- violated,
　　该怎么说，被冒犯时，
　　maybe we can talk about this some more.
　　我们可以再谈谈这件事。
　　-Penny：Stay away from me.
　　离我远点。
　　-Leonard: Sure, that's another way to go.
　　当然，那也是种方法。
　　-Sheldon: Penny, Penny!  Hold on.
　　Penny，Penny! 等等。
　　Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave.
　　澄清一下，因为你离开后，这儿会展开讨论。
　　Is your objection solely 13 to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping,
　　你是只反对我们，趁你睡着时偷溜进你房间，
　　or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm 14.
　　还是也反对被强迫接受一个，全新而井井有条的模范房间?
　　Well, that was a little non-responsive.
　　呃，这个回答太含糊了。
　　-Leonard: You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize.
　　你得马上大步走去，正式向她道歉。
　　What's funny?
　　有什么好笑的?
　　-Sheldon: That wasn't sarcasm?
　　那不是讽刺吗?
　　-Leonard: No.
　　不是。
　　-Sheldon: Whoo, boy, you are all over the place this morning.
　　哇，小子，今早什么话都是你说了算啊。
　　I have a master's and two Ph.D.s, I should not have to do this.
　　我有一个硕士学位，两个博士学位，我不应该这么做。
　　-Penny：What?!
　　什么事?!
　　-Sheldon: I am truly sorry for what happened last night.
　　对于昨晚发生的事，我真挚地向你道歉。
　　I take full responsibility.
　　我负全部责任。
　　And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard,
　　而且我希望不会影响到，你对Leonard的看法。
　　who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.
　　他不仅仅是个好人，而且我听说，他是个温和细心的好情人。
　　I did what I could.
　　我尽力了。
　　dolly：手推车
　　lifting belt：升运带
　　measurable：明显的，重大的
　　Archimedes：阿基米德(古希腊数学家、物理学家、发明家)
　　fulcrum：支点
　　lever：杠杆
　　thou=you 相当于汉语中称“你”为“汝”
　　in no way：决不
　　tray：餐具盘 flatware：餐具
　　garage sale：现场旧货出售
　　occur to：被想起（到）
　　compulsive：强迫性的
　　straighten up: 清理
　　Swirling：漩涡
　　vortex：涡流
　　entropy：熵，函数
　　immaculate：整洁的
　　peer：同辈，同龄人
　　lower register：低音区
　　rouse：醒来，唤醒
　　insomnia：失眠症
　　sarcasm：讥讽，讽刺
　　unorthodox：非正规的
　　sneak：偷偷溜进
　　per se：本身，自身
　　at length：充分的，详尽的
　　imposition：强加，被迫接受
　　paradigm：范例，样式