时间:2018-12-08 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

  Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic 1 bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"


  "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.


  "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."


  Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.


  "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.


  "And what came out?"


  "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."


Notes:


  (1) hide n.兽皮


  (2) bandage n.绷带


  (3) whistle v.吹哨子;鸣笛


  (4) Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亚的快车


Exercises:


根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):


  ① Ivan shot a gigantic bear yesterday.


  ② Ivan showed Sergei the hide of the bear.


  ③ Ivan taught Sergei how to hunt huge bears.


  ④ Sergei didn't follow Ivan' s advice.


  ⑤ Sergei was hit by a train.


135. 打猎的技巧


  两个俄国猎人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊,”伊凡说,“看看这兽皮!”


  “你是如何发现这么大的熊的?”谢尔盖问道。


  “简单,”伊凡说,“你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。”


  几周后,两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。“难道你没有听我的建议?”伊凡问。


  “我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子,”谢尔盖回答说。


  “出来了什么?”


  “向着我来的,”谢尔盖说,“像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。”


练习参考答案:


①T②F③T④F⑤T



1 gigantic
adj.巨大的,巨人似的
  • He has a gigantic appetite and eats gigantic meals.他有很大的食量,能吃很多的食物。
  • The earth may be thought of as a gigantic magnet.整个地球可以想像为一块硕大无朋的磁石。
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